Assignment: Ring Night.

(Previously on The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia...Click Here.)

And now, the newest episode....Enjoy!


('Gimme Gimme More...Gimme...Gimme Gimme More... Gimme Gimme More...Gimme...Gimme Gi....')

"Who in the world can be calling me right now?  Zhis only 9am in the morning?"

('Gimme Gimme More...Gimme...Gimme Gimme More...')

"I'm comin', just hold jour horses....Chello."

"Yammi.  Are you awake?"

"I am's right now, Boss.  What's up?!"

"I need an update Yammi.  I haven't heard from you since I sent you down to Miami to catch up with this Galaxia character.  Why haven't u picked up the dial to let me know what's going on.  U've been partying haven't you?  I can smell the Ciroc through this horn.  Tell me the truth."

"Well, Boss, you's see...while being down here in South Beach, looking and finding that Galaxia guy, I noticed that they had some kind of International Auto Show going on in the neighborhoods...So I just had to stop and see the product, so to speak, and I had to take one back to my hotel."

"Don't tell me u bought a new Ferrari!  U know this is coming out of ur paycheck...u do no this right?!

"No's Boss...I'm talking about something a little more expensive, something a little more...prettier per se...and a little something that has a little more power in the trunk, if u catch my snowdrift..."

"I always do.  So tell me, have u found anything on this Austino Galaxia.  His whereabouts...anything."

"Well's yes...and no."

"Tell me the 'No' first..."

"No...meanings, I haven't talked to him yet."

"And the 'Yes'..."

"Boss, this guy's how do these young people call it...he's mighty wicked."

"Please eloborate."

"I don't know what eloborate or whatever u just said means, so I'll just tell you what I've seen with my own eyes."

(Silence on the phone.)

"Ok, Boss.  So I slipped into the Galaxia fellow's living quarters.  Pretty nice for a kid, I must says...I came upon this piece of art work, that looks like a self-promotion of his personality.  I dissected it some and put it into my mental com-pu-tour."

"Alright, sounds like a start, continue on."

"After I tic-tac-toed out his apartment...I..."

"No ad libs, Yammi.  Just tha facts, alright."

"Sorry, Boss.  I left his apartment and began to search for clues for where Austino...I likes saying that name...Aus-tine-oh...might be.  I was hungry so I stopped by this supermarket called Pub-plex...or Purplexed..."

"Publix."

"Yes sir, How's u know?  But after picking up some cheese and crackers that were on sale, I happened to ask the cashier about this star's whereabouts.  And the girl, told me that Galaxia was just in there like the day before."

"Now, we're getting somewhere."

"She told me how Galaxia picked up everything from canned vegetables, to sweet potato tots or something, to my favorite, as well, Eggo Nutri-grain Blueberry waffles.  Great minds thinks a like. I then asked, where she thinks Austino will be hanging out on this particular evening.  She told me to try the American Airlines Arena...She heard there was gonna be some kind of event going on there.  I gave her a peck on the cheek, and was off to this event.  Hey, boss..."

"Yes..."

"Miami radio is so...different from up in Canada.  Have u heard this guy called...Zha Dream."

"Perhaps, why?"

"Well, that song jas been stuck in my head...it goes somethings like..."Rock to tha beat for ur boy...Shorty is a Ten!....I likes."

"I didn't send u down there to become a DJ alright.  So did u go to this party or what?"

"Ok.  I walk in...they had free parking inside.  More money for tha club. He-he!...I then see all zhese people inside of this 4th Gate area, and I decide to sneak in.  They were taking names at zhe door, but I snuck past them.  MacGyver, James Bond, Ha!  All amateurs!...I noticed everybody dressed up, with a large group of ladies standing to my right.  I luvs a Miami!"

"Continue."

"I noticed though all zhe signs saying that this was some kind of Championship Ring event going on.  I know the Miami Heats won zhe championship, and so I guess he was gonna get the...let me see...'Bling, Bling'."

"I see you've been listening to Lil Wayne as well.  I really gotta get you out of South Florida...Go on."

"I wasn't shore that he was actually inside, but then I saw his name scrolling across all the flat screens in the place.  So he had to be there.  All of a sudden, I heard someone welcoming everyone to the event, and saying there was gonna be a tour before the party really kicks off."

"So..."

"Boss, I finger filed my way into the congo line, and we walked through the arena.  Boss, we went through 'Zo's area' which was the weight room for the team.  And then we went through zhe Heat's locker room.  I saw all of theirs from Mario to Zee Wade's and even Lebron's who has one empty locker next to his.  So u can say he has two...Just like Austino did when he played.  The best players always do...Past the trainer's room, and into the lobby I stood in front of the elevators.  When my eyes, looked and I saw...him."

"What did he look like."

"Tough to describe, he has this half runway, half vintage store look.  He had on this sexy European John Varvatos vest on.  But then he had on this pink BCBG shirt on...Nice, but clearly he got it from the Salvation Army.  I could tell how his sleeves ruffled up.  Definitely not off... zhe runway."

"Whatever Mr. GQ...so did u walked up to him?"

"We got on the same elevator, and it dropped us off to this Suite level, where zhey could pick up zheir ring.  And then the party got started, the music playing and I saw Austino take a seat at a table.  All night he was with these women, whom my sources later told me were Gloria, Dulce and Sybil who he's known for awhile."

"Always surrounded by beautiful women, just like his diary says.  Huh."

"But Boss, I'm not done.  Zo I noticed Galaxia gets up from his seat.  And I decide to sneak a pic-tour of zhis ring.  Boss, it's really, really nice.  It reminds me of my old Equestrian days of yesteryear. Those were some lovely chaps."

"Oh Boy."

"I then noticed Galaxia making a move over to where you can take your pic-tour with the Championship trophy itself.  So I quickly grabbed this grilled shrimp that they had in the littliest cocktail glass I've ever seen.  And slicked my way to see how close I could get to him.  The shrimp was delicious.  It reminded me of the night when Bobby Flay and Rachel Ray got into an argument in Toronto over fried and grilled food.  Oh, I thought the Skydome was gonna blow!"

"Did u get to him?"

"I almost did Boss, but here's what happened.  I began to make my way over to approach...cough, cough...him.  When out of nowhere, this woman came from behind him and smacked him on the butt.  Like she hit a handful of his toosh...He turned around, and she began to talk to him.  He didn't even say a word as she was on him.  While later in line, she was touching and grabbing his arm, and side, I wondered if this was his girl.  But 'No.'  To see this occur with my own eyes...was so exciting.  What u said about him was right....I just walked by as he was taking a picture with zhis tro-fey.  He was holding it like he was in love with her."

"Haven't u done your homework, Yammi?!!  He always is talking about winning and having a Championship lifestyle.  He's in love with it!"

"I guess...so I didn't have a chance to talk or encoun-tour Sir Galaxia.  I began to hang out with some of zhese dancers.."

"Dancers?

"Si, zhe Heat Dancers were inside, and Boss, I'm sorry, but I had a few cocktails, and I began to tell some stories about me and Gretzky in Edmonton, and about to share zhat time at zhe Diesel Ultra Lounge, Sir Galaxia left."

"U're supposed to stick to your job, not...hold on.  I got a call coming from the other end.  U better get the real scoop on this guy or else..."

"But Boss...Boss..."

(Click.  Dial Tone.)

"Shoot... I have another story to tell....and it's just as good.  I have so...much... more to tell..."

A.G.

The Assignment: Galaxia

"So how do you feel about chocolate syrup?  I mean when it's poured...wait a minute, babe, I have to take this call.  I know, I want you too, but...Chello."

"Yammi."

"What's up boss...this better be good, I'm kinda in tha middle of someone...I mean somethings."

"I have an assignment for you.  Where are you at?  Shouldn't you be home sleep?"

"Can't this wait until zee morning, it's like after 1am, I'm chilling down here at this hot new club off of Wilshire, I have the most beautiful angels all around me feeding me some of zee most amazing pieces of chocolate covered fruit, and...oh man, Smooches just grabbed some bananas, Boss u gonna have to make zhis quick, there's some Girls Gone Wild stuff going on tonight."

"Listen!  I pay u to do a job, not to fondle women and do all this other nonsense, no wonder I can't keep ur face outta The Times. U got a sec?"

"Shoot." 

"U recall when we had this conversation in Monte Carlo, about this guy who was gonna be "The Next One", u know, the one who was gonna change the world, make a difference, but also show how the old school gentleman should live..."

"Uh-huh."

"Like when I used to watch Bogie, Frankie, McQueen, Shaft, Rocky and Bullwinkle...all those guys who represented life when it was fun yet knew their stuff, and knew how to treat a lady.  U remember that conversation?"

"Boss, why of course I do.  We was at the beach, and as u were talking this beautiful womans drove by in her Lotus, and I shouted, "Do u really know how to drive a... stick?!...And she replied..."

"For tha last time, just answer tha da...just listen!  Capisce?!!"

"Yes sir."

"Well, I found tha guy I've been  looking for.  It's almost like finding Ponce De Leon's Fountain of Youth, or John Lennon and Yoko's Double Fantasy album..."

"Or a DVD series of Joey, huh boss?!!"

"Yeah, like a DVD series of J...whatever kid.  Anyways, I'm sending your talents to South Beach, kid.  I want u to find everything u can dig up about him."

"Everysthing??"

"E...verything...See, this is what's so weird about this dude.  I've heard he's got the best stories, has one of the most unique diaries I've ever come across on the cyberspace, has a love life that can rival Rodman in '94 and yet nobody knows anything about him.  And I'm DETERMINED to be the first one to blow tha lid off this kid.  It's gonna make us a whole lot of money, and u get to hang out in Miami with sexy ladies and those  Lefron and D Made kids."

"Boss, u mean Sir Lebron and D.Wade?"

"Yeah, them too.  Anyway, here's his name.  Galaxia."

"Galaxia. What kinds of name is that?  Don't tell me he was born on that planet Lovetron!"

"A-ha ha!...A-ha ha!  Silence...I tell the jokes around here.  The kid gots spunk, He already thinks he's larger than life, which is why I'm sending u on this assignment.  Find out more about him, and see if he's really worth the hype.  U got it."

"No prob..."

(Click, Click...dial tone.)

And with that ladies and gentleman, is how I got to this point on today.  My name is the presteigious Yammi. Tha man who can uncover any information u make like and do whatever to please.  Bigfoot...I shot those first pictures...Me.  When Bruce Wayne wanted to fake his own death in Tha Dark Knight Rises, who do u think they called?  Me.  When Jerry wanted to get big muscles so he could outduel Tom, who he call?  Vic Conte...Ha ha!  Ha ha!  Ha ha!...Me.  There isn't anything can't do and and won't do to find out what I need to find out on who I need to find it out on.  And u'll learn a whole lot more about me from my background to my heritage..."O Canada...Our home and na-tive laaand!  Oh Ca...."  Sorry, I get a little, how do u people in America call it...me-tro-sexual...But as u will find out I'm a pretty boy, not ur average in-ves-ta-ga-tour...and the only thing  I loves more than the sight of a beautiful wo-man, is dee-sound of ...a beautiful woman, if u catch my snowdrift. (Wink!)  But in do time, u will know more, but now...

I'm actually in the home of this Galaxia kid right now.  I told you I was zee best.  Now let me see, this place is kind of small, but very diverse.  He likes colours...A Computer...A Sony...that reminds me of a time when I was in To-kay-oh.  Quatre Paroles..."Louis Vuitton Fitting Room".  The first two is where I met this beauty and spent all my money, and the last two is where we both spent all our time!  How dare you?...Together of course!  Ha ha...I crack myself ups...Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams, Hammer...all these CDs, all over the place.  Who's zhis Drake fellow?  So much stuff...Let me go to the internet to finds out...Boss told me this guy has a diary.  Let me type it in....www.a-u-s-t-i-n-o-galaxia.com's...Ooops!...com.  

Interesting.  All about having fun....What iz zhis??! ...The world's most eligible bachelor?..."Slam!!"  (Computer slams shut!) How can he compare himself to muah.  I've had the best...Hallie...Adrianna...the impeccable Frederique Van Der Wal...who else has held the old and the new Genie In a Bottle in their arms.  Me. Me. Me.  I have to learn more about him...What makes zim tick...And why iz he's zo...slept on.  When I find out...

Ouch!!  What is this?...Is this some kind of painting or....Oh, I think I've found out everything I need to know and it's right here in my hands.  I must take a pic-tour...

My assignment is zover...Zo simpull...but wait....I still need to see this man, in act-shone.

I must.

And I will.

(Stay Tuned.)

A.G.

A Galaxian Announcement!

A Sneak Preview.

This is a very, very, very special post on tonight.  Why u might ask?  Well, because this diary post is an end of sorts in our life and for this diary itself.  We've been hinting that we didn't know when it would be time for all this to end, and on tonight the moment has come.

Our life has been filled with many twists and turns beyond compare.  We've given our heart, mind and soul to make sure that every ounce of our being could be felt in these words.  Hopefully, that goal was met.

So many stories about our love life, and times here in "Tha Land of Tha Beautiful People", of Miami Beach, Florida, more specifically South Beach has given us more material to than a lifetime can hold.

The last post was our 300th (291 posted with 9 secret drafts which are secret to our heart and soul).  That's a lot of full days and nights that I prayed brought joy, tears, questioning, and excitement...each and everyday.  

With that we end this particular edition of Austino Galaxia.



But.


Now the fun is about to really begin...

Something special and very one-of-a-kind is about to happen to our diary.  Let me explain...

We've been saying how we have one of, if not the, funnest life around.  In tha diary, as we once knew it, we feel like u may have gotten a taste of our experiences from a 2-dimensional form.  The stories were there, and the words were spoken, but I don't know if the whole spectrum of our creativity and fun was truly on display.  To be honest, we are absolutely a krazy dude!  For real, and now u're gonna see it at its maximum.

Our diary is now going to have a new form.  It will still tell our life and all that it beholds, but now with a twist.  We hinted at how goofy some of our physical diaries of yesteryear were, and now we are gonna bring it to cyberspace.

I can only guarantee two things:

1.  You will have the most entertaining and fun moments of ur life reading this.
2.  This has not been done before in this form.

We figure that we always dream about the lifestyle that we desire to live, so why not just simply create it.  Absolutely create it!!  Why not, we have the egotism of a star or celebrity so why not...Ooops!  I'm telling too much.

From here on out this diary, in this final form may I might add, will be truly our last run at showing how fun life can be.  We're gonna give it our best shot to make sure that each and every moment u read our diary will present u with the feeling of something special taking place.  We want our soul to reach every emotion in yours.  And bring a smile or some tears to you, in a very creative way.

That's it.

As one door slams shut, and new one opens.  Now u will see not only fun, but also fun remixed.  All I can say is that I promise you, that this is going to be an experience u will never forget.  U may call me crazy.  U may stop reading this diary and call it stupid.  But I do know one thing...

Its going to be a whole lotta fun.

And that is the price of admission itself.

For all that has ever read one of our diaries....I truly want 2 say thank u.

What u are about to experience now is for you.

Sent from above, but for you.

Now...

The Best from The Most Fun.

Here we go....

Austino Galaxia.

Fun. 300. Fun Remixed.

Well...Well...Well.  Can u believe this???  I know I can't, but u just never know.  What am I talking about, u may ask?  This is our 300th post in this diary!  Wow!  That's a lot of us being shared within tha Galaxia!  I mean a lot, and in some ways I think too much.  So many stories, opinions, thoughts, discussions about our dreams figuratively and literally.  Many opinions about love and all it has to offer.  We've changed so much has happened since April 26th, 2011.  People have left our life.  Some made some quick and extended cameos into our life.  While other cool and sexy people are coming into our life...as-we-speak (Wink!).  I'm just somebody who wants 2 have fun in life.   I think if u've read this diary all throughout, u've seen that that factor is all that we're about.  For real...

I'm sure somebody has read this and been like, "Enough already with that...", but that's who I am.  Right now, I don't really care so much about money and fame, we got that.  So serious when we say this, our thing right now is how to have fun and enjoy life 2 tha fullest.  Period.

There's no way I thought I'll be still writing right now.  When u keep a regular hard copy of a diary, u run out of pages eventually, and there's nothing like getting that new book, cuz u get a strong sense of a new beginning.  I actually used to name each book right after we got them.  Some classic diaries we have with such titiles as:  "Book of Fulfillment", "The Black Book" (Any guesses what that diary brought?!!), "The Book of Amazement".  I'm getting personal now, I had a few classic ones that one day is going to be worth a lot, and I mean a lot of money.  I had one diary notebook in which we were a star athlete coming back to the game that we loved after retiring or taking some time off.  What made this diary super cool was that it was in tha form of a newspaper.  So each day was like a game, and we drew pictures and included people who made an impact on us that day and put them into each article.  That was fun! Us being a superstar (Go Figure!) and having our life followed as such...We had a trilogy of diaries, which was a three-part series...I'm looking through some of them as we're writing this, and its quite amazing to be able to pull out diaries from 2008, and to think about some of the principles and situations that we've been going through are still relevant still.  Crazy stuff.

We were led to begin this diary because we felt that our life was unique enough to share with others.  It wasn't made to add to our conceitedness or arrogance.  It was just that our life is filled with so...so many wild experiences that it would make a great book and an excellent movie.   We've said this once and will say it again, we've never seen anything like this in the terms of having a real time diary or insight into somebody's life while they're going through the journey of reaching the top.  There's no doubt that one day we're really gonna be a major player in this Galaxia, if not already.  Everybody tells their story after tha fact...And even though we have shared more than intimate stories about our journey and love life, especially, we try to make this thang as authentic as possible.  So one can really feel our emotions of what we're going through.  Everyday hasn't been all sparkling and cool.  There've been many a day, that left us wondering, "Why am I even still living?"  Or, "Life just seems like a waste of time."  But those feelings are part of the process you have 2 push through.

Today we're just gonna talk from our heart.  No stories, just 100% us.

I never knew all the feelings one has to go through in order to reach their dreams.  The feeling of rejection..."Oh my!!"  I can talk about all this now with supreme swag, compared to say a year ago when I probably wanted to put a hit on some people's head.   It was amazing how many people I thought would embrace this thang and us, and how many people flat out...rejected us.  I'm gonna be real, so get ready!  Our life is filled with cool peeps and friends and stuff, but it was like The Great Daily Planner in Tha Sky made me go through this period when it felt like nobody, and I do mean NOBODY was on our side.  It was like no matter what we tried, or who we talked to or message, absolutely nothing worked.  And for a guy who seemingly has everything in this world, it really began to get to us.  How can u not want to join in on tha fun, when I know u ain't that busy...Or how can u wanna hang out with someone who's going to tha car lot to look at Porsche's when u got someone who's already got tha keys to tha 911.  I'm playing this song, I don't care if it got cuss words or not, cuz it's an anthem in our life.

Jay-Z and Kid Cudi...hit it!!

That's what we couldn't understand.  Even in that song above, at the beginning u can hear Jigga saying, "Love me or leave me alone...Love me or leave me alone!!"  That so hits home cuz it's like half of our life, we've been looked at as some kind of "Boy Toy" and not as a real person, or somebody who's not immune to being human.  I still cringe when I feel like I'm getting played...I still get a tingling in my pants when u brush ur boobs all over us...it's been a wild journey y'all...WILD!  But I feel like God has been like, "Ok, u want tha Galaxia, then u're gonna have feel some of the depths of the human soul that u've never felt before."  Sounds easy, but it's not.

How can u help somebody if u've never felt what they've felt?  How can u talk 2 somebody about chasing their dreams when u haven't chase any?  I mean, how can u talk about chat about being unemployed when u haven't been in those conditions?  U have to have been through a battle, before u can even think about talking about a war. Constantly we think about how all our experiences, our trials, and everything has prepared us for...something.  It's weird...we are constantly talking about how we need our own TV show.  I'm serious in a way, cuz we really can talk and conversate about anything.  We're a crazy dude...and we feel like if someone had a chance to hang out with anybody, single or married or celebrity or what...I can say that saying "Austino Galaxia" wouldn't be a bad of a choice.  Not bad at all...

So as we've experience so much negative things, we learned that all that turned into a fire that has propelled our heart and soul to new levels.  I think about our life...wait, ain't it amazing like whenever u've moved on, no matter what u do, or even think about doing, u can't go back or hang with tha same people u once did or wanted to...For example, it's this one gal who I seemingly just can't seem to catch or talk to or set anything up with, just on a friend tip.  It's like the laws of a future fun is like, "That's ur past" and now for us to get the pot of gold in front of us, we have to leave some of that behind.  It's amazing...and I know I'm not the only one who thinks, "Let me give him/her on more shot", but u just can't.  It's over.  So true...

That's why it like we're preaching to hang in there when u feel that life is pouring u all these lemons or when u just can't understand why things happen to u how they do...or when u think that love stinks.  Pause.  We've shared a lot of stories about our love life.  Many of which I really believe not too many people would even have the ca-who-nas to share them.  And believe u me, if it wasn't for The Lord, I definitely wouldn't.  But...as we said that we can make a movie just on our love life alone, there are some serious lessons about love and "like" that I've learned and almost had to share.  Somebody may one day be going through some similar stuff, and all they might have is this diary to get them through.  That's real talk.  For somebody 2 just know that somebody else either knows how it feels, or has survived even worse, may make all the difference in tha world.  That's why I read Autobiographies on so many people, cuz I just want to not only learn, but see if some of what I'm going through is just part of the blueprint for success.  Many times I find out that it is.

Is this boring 2nite?  Hope not, but after 299 posts, we got a lot to talk.  U know there's a lot of people who aren't alive when we began writing this.  We have such a sense of urgency in our life, cuz we know it's getting short so to speak.  Maybe not our life, but just that we've been going so hard, in so many aspects in our life, that sooner or later something has to happen...U can only go so much without seeing results.  I can't say that cuz I really do have a super cool life and lifestyle, but I know that there's a bigger goal.  We expect that best, and to be tha best.  In saying that, u're gonna have to go through the toughest and most difficult of days to reach that level.  People don't tell u that part...Much given, much expected.

So what's up ahead in our life.  Will we be writing for another 300?  I don't think so.  But who knows?  Still have a lot of stories to tell, but right now our life is so wild, that I need not even go back to the vault.  I can just talk about our life right now, and have enough material to last a lifetime.  All I can promise is that u're gonna get tha best of me.  In how we write, and what we write about.  I have no time to waste posts or jibber jabber about nosense stuff.  There's some real issues going on in life, and in our life, and if this diary is gonna be what it's gonna be, it has 2 be as real as possible.  Which is wild, cuz it's already been dipped and flipped in realness.

If this is our last diary entry...it's been fun.  U got me for 300 days, and I hope u've enjoyed each and every moment...each and every joke...each and every anticipation of what's next...each and every musical song hidden in our posts...it's been special, and hopefully we've become a part of ur life...forever.

In tha case that it's not...get ready.  Tonight is a transition post, cuz the previous 299 has represented the first half of what this diary is about.  And now, the fun really begins cuz u're gonna see us in a whole new green light.  Unedited...Unconfused...it's time that we step up and show that nobody does it like us.  As u talk to us in person, or read our diary u're gonna have a special feeling come upon u...the feeling of fun and of something that u have and won't feel again.  We're determined for our life to be an example of how to really live and enjoy urself...

I stated a few days ago, and I still believe it...that no matter what may happen, or even how I feel on this November night, that somehow and someway we are gonna have our own "era" in this lifetime.  One in which u're gonna be like, "He's everywhere"....And just know that u're a part of this journey.  Everytime u click on our diary, means u love to have fun too.  Which is awesome.  I'm going to be hanging out with the most beautiful and coolest people in the Galaxia...inside and out.  Which is what we've wanted...It's gonna be completely on and poppin', and if this is ur first time reading our diary, u picked a good time, cuz now u're gonna get tha remix to an already platinum recorded song.  And I promise the remix is even better!

Thanks D Howard for tonight's title....now time to delay.  Get ready!  And as the Lakers center said on the other day...

"Let's start now."

And we already have!

Austino Galaxia.
 

Vote Galaxia!

Just gonna let this thang loose on tonight, and see what craziness comes from our fingers, whenever we say that, something spe....

Ok.  This voting and election thang is getting like real serious down here in Florida.  Specifically down here in Miami.  The other day, eye had tha pleasure to vote.  We decided to go 2 tha North Shore library in North Beach than come to tha City Hall down here in South Beach.  Just wanted to avoid some of the dramatic-ness that politics in our neighborhood can bring.  Just wanted to pull my tab, and get out.  For real.  So I ended up getting to tha spot around, I don't know like 4:41pm or so, in tha afternoon.  As I got in, the only thing I was thinking about was if I would have to pay for parking and how long will this line be.  I was fortunate and blessed to get there just in time.  Cuz I got a nice spot in a limited space lot, and the line wasn't long...yet.  I got into line, and this woman and her friend was in front of me.  And she kept looking at me like she was about to get her holla on.  Like she would talk with her friend, say a little joke, give a "Ha, Ha!" and then  turn back to us, like we were supposed to respond or add a little " u go girl" to it.  I could tell that this Mamacita, back in tha day had many a men just going bonkers over tha simple sight of her.  But as for us, our mind was on hoping I could turn tha corner of this line in 10 minutes.

So I'm in line, it was suprising how many kids were in line with parents or grandparents.  North Beach has a more laid back atmosphere of retirees, and the "old money" of the Sunny Isles and Bal Harbour neighborhoods.  It was cool.  So after like 1hr and like 40 minutes I finally was able to get into that magic three, as people were admitted inside like a club.  "Ah...I'll take u, you, not u cuz I don't like ur shirt, and how about u...y'all can get in, everybody else has gots 2 wait!!"  We get inside Club UVote, and as I was hoping to see Monica Lewinsky distributing victory cigars on my way in, I was told to go to my right.  I walk inside the children's book area.  It brought back memories, cuz I was like this is where I used to steal some free Wi-fi back in tha day, I moved to this one table, give my driver's license, and was told to sign some stuff, and then moved to this other line, in which I was told 2 stand on tha black line taped on tha ground.  What woulda happen if I would have cross it?!!  I totally felt like the 1st day of school going from getting schedules to taking pictures to figuring out who had the hook up on fake hall passes for the semester!  All in tha game.

Now I'm in line waiting for my number and precinct to come out of this ulitmate copy machine.  I'm in line as are others, and one of the women who's sitting at the table is like, "If I get you, I'm gonna tell you something that my mama used to tell me."  I was just chillin' not even paying attention, and then it hit me that she was talking to me, and I replied, "Ok."  Our mind began to race like the tortoise and tha hare as to what she wants to tell me.  I had no idea what was about to go down, so all I could do was just have an open mind...it could be anything from "I don't like how u write" to "I got tha keys to the back conference room, how about I show u how to really rock tha vote!"  So my number got called, and the other lady besides this shorty got me, and home girl was like, "These rubberbands that you're wearing, my mama used to tell me that they stop ur circulation."  Gave me a tap on my hand, and I told her that I would stop wearing them...they're actually those kid funky bands that were popular that made funny shapes.  Mine were the Miami Heat version with hoops and Heat logos.  She acted as if she wanted to talk some more, but I had to go.  Holla!

I go to the "Boom Boom" room where the actual voting was to take place.  It was more quiet in there, than in an actual library day.  I open up my five sheets to circle in.  My first thought was, "How in tha world can President Obama not get tha top billing on tha ballot when he's tha freakin' sitting president??"  That's like Muhammed Ali being tha champ and getting second bill to a guy who lost to Rocky!  Anyway, I circled in our vote for who were voted for, skim milked accross the rest, and I was out.  The whole process from me getting in line to finishing scanning my sheets took like 2 hours.  It was ok...but it was kinda long.  Better then than on Election Day though.

Florida is like the biggest jewel of this election.  It's like that girl that every guy wants and does all that he can to romance her to go to tha dance with them.  The girl just takes all the gifts, knowing that these guys don't really care about her anyway, they just want her for a one-night stand, and then after they get what they want, they're never gonna call back at least for another 4 years...Yeah...that's how it feels.  So as I was thinking about having completed all this politics stuff, check out this story....

Alright, our life is wild...so I just got back in to my crib, from picking up some items at the grocery store and stuff.  I get in, and put all our stuff away, and strip down like Magic Mike to go use tha bathroom.  So I'm in tha first stage of my number 2...u can call that stage 2 point one, when all of a sudden, I hear, "Knock, knock, knock!"  I'm like, "Who tha heck?"  I was hoping it wasn't anybody from Best Buy or Sallie Mae, if so I was gonna go dead into my Mad Tv broken Spanish routine, but then again 86% of everybody down here in Miami knows Spanish so I that won't work.  (This Notre Dame/Pittburgh football game is getting wild!  All tied up at 20 with bout 2 minutes to go.  I know my Pops and bro are going crazy right now in Indiana!)  All right, back to this story....So I hear tha knocks, and I'm like I guess I gotta get outta hear and and see who it is.  The problem is, I'm butt naked, literally with nothing but my black Emporio Armani briefs on...Fall season 2010, by the way...Now I gotta wash my hands, throw on some sweats, and open tha door...

I open up the door, and it's this guy and girl from the Obama camp, standing there like they just arrived at a Christmas party at Tha Hamptons, asking me if I voted.  I told them that "I had" and that...well, I told them something else, but I won't say...it was all good.  So the girl who looked like a mini-Salma Hayek, she like checked us off her clipboard list.  We say 'bye' and that was that.  But I walked back into our showroom, like, "How did they get inside my apartment building?"  And more specifically, "How they get the 411 on Tha Kid's address??"  As we said before, it's getting real serious...or as we say in tha hood...sirreeous!!

So many stories to tell, just since we've last written...I went to my spot Fresh Market to get me tha best 2% milk $2.49 can buy.  BTW, I tried some Fat Free milk the other day.  I got three words for that...Hey-Tid- It!"  Horrible.  So after scooping up my half gallon, I go to the check out line.  Folks was getting their shop on big time yesterday.  Folks scooping up carts full of stuff, which I know tallied up to like $250 up in Fresh Market...easily.  Two of the lines were full, and full of Soybeans and lettuce type stuff, so I gave a head nod to my girl who rings me up a lot across tha way.  She indicated that she was open, so I slithered across to her register.  After greeting us and ringing us up.  She asks me if I want to sign up for this raffle the store was having.  I told her that I already did, but evidently it was for the last raffle that I didn't win.  Shucks! That's one thing I like about that story, it does feel like a sort of upscale family grocery store with wine tastings, turkey samplings, and pumpkin trail mix that I may have to try.

I asked, "What do I have to do to sign up?"  She gives me a ticket, that resembles something from the 50/50 raffle they used to have at my old high school basketball games, tells me to "write down ur name and ur number."  I fill it out as this lady comes behind us to check out.  And then...after I filled out this cherry ticket.  I give it to her in a "Here u go" type of way...and I put this on everything, she then was like, "Thaaank....Yoooou!"  But she said it in a way like a crook who just found a Black AmEx on tha street...or like a guy that just found out all the addresses of every Dallas Cowboy cheerleader since 2000.  I walked away recalling how she was studying my name and number on tha ticket, thinking, "I might have to switch to MetroPcs, cuz I can't be having this homegirl calling asking me if I want the hookup on Valencia Orange Juice."  Now if it was this other girl that works in there....

That's it.  Our life is getting even more fun.  It's so wild.  We just a kid who wants 2 have fun, now it seems that our life has something new every day.  And somebody new almost everyday.  Just live in tha moment...isn't it exciting!!

I think so.

Matter of fact.

I know so!

Austino Galaxia.