Life As A Free Agent.

Desire.  Huh.
One Word Beginning That Gets U 2 Thinking My Galaxian Car is Going "Puah...Puah!"
As If It's Coming 2 Tha End, Outta Gas, Running on Fumes So Tough.
Yet, That One Word Has Got Me Right Now...This is Gonna Be Off Tha Cuff.

Desire...

What Would I Do To Get What I've Never Ever Had?
I Mean How Much Time Do I Get 2 Explain?!  Somebody Get Me a Pen and a Pad.
This Might Be Somethang Outta Greek Mythology 2nite...Like Socrates or Homer...Please tell Bart, Maggie Lisa 2 Call Up Their Dad!
Somethang Is In Tha Air Tonight, and I'm Hopping Fired Up, On Tha Cusp of Being Mad!

Desire...

It Has Gotten Me Tha Last Few Days...Do I Want To Be Rich or Live a Life Of Super Wealth?
Would I Prefer a Gal Who's Cool Or a Vixen Who Has a Physical Sexiness of Perfect Health?
Do I Want 2 Try These New "Birthday Cake" M&M's...Knowing That One Pimple Is Gonna Make My Heart Melt?
Is It Worth Trying This Columbian Hot Dog from MAO...Liking That Secret Sauce off My Hands, Realizing This Place Might Be Miami's Secret Best Kept?

Desire...

Enough with This Interludes of "Desire" Dot...Dot...Dot, Tonight We Got Some Decisions to Make...Ones That Are Literally Gonna Take Up 2 Tha Top.
We've Always Knew We Were On This "Special Journey", Their Were just a few Wu-Tang Gravel Pits, That I Had 2 Make a Stop.
It's Like Right When U Think Everythang is Cool, and Tha Coast is Clear...Here Comes Officers Rejection and 'NotNow'...Life's Version of Tha Keystone Cops.
But I Like Being In Handcuffs...As A Psuedo-Magician and As A Freak...Heck for a Few Gals, RIGHT NOW...I'll Be Tempted 2 Put on some Lipstick and a Raggedy Ann Colored Mop!

Wait...Got 2 Say This...I'm Gonna Talk about Luv, Dating and Getting Ur Freak On...Cuz I believe if U Really Like or Luv Somebody, U Gonna Do What Makes Both of U Happy...And Pleased.
This Diary Is Ultra-Real When It Comes 2...Ur Desire...I Luv How That Fits in Right There...But...I'm 100% Dude..This Ain't No Tease.
Perhaps I'm Tha Only Like Bachelor...One of Tha Most Eligible Ones Since My Homie Scrooge McDuck, So We Can Say What We Feel...This is Open, So It's No Need 2 Even Keep Any Keys.
Maybe, I Should Write How I Really Feel About Certain Thangs, and People...(Yikes!)...Cuz Somebody Has 2 Say Somethang...Everybody is Taken...Seemingly But...Me.

Desi....Oops...I Said I Was Gonna Stop With Tha Interludes...Sorry!!

So Galaxia How Does It Feel 2 Be A Bachelor, With 'Fun and Luv' as Ur Live-In Threesome, and 2 Blessed From God With a Little Bit of Cash.
To Be Honest...It Feels Pretty Good in a Lot of Ways...Hopefully Tonight This Diary Won't Get Too Rash.
It's Just That...Right Now...Tha Options Are Endless, Which Is Where U Want 2 Be in Life...Somebody Doesn't Work Out...There's Another One Coming From Beauty's Hidden Stash.
I'm ALLLLLL About Having Fun...I Don't Even Care About Tha Dineros and Such...Tha Other Day I Got These AMH T's That Retail For 40 Pounds...Sexy Shirts, but $67?!!  Don't Worry I Had a Hook Up Pass!

As This Guy Who Thrives on Fun and Luv, Tha Biggest Thang I Think About Is Really...Who Lives Life in a Luxurious Way...But Also Luvs Tha Little Things Like Roses, Hand Written Cards Or Giggles?
What I'm Finding is That A Lot of People...Let's Get Real...Many Gurls I've Met...Are Either On One Fence or Tha Other...And Their Souls Aren't Willing 2 Wiggle.
Like If I...Wait I Gotta Play This Gwen Stefani Song Right Here...Huh...I just Heard a Plane Fly Over My Showroom Here in South Beach...How Symbolic, Like Winnie Tha Pooh Hugging Tigger!
But If I'm Down 2 Kick It in Bal Harbour over Lunch and Stuff...And Then Tha Next Day Just Want a Convo in Tha Park...Why Haven't I Found That Combo?  That's My Pickle.

I Have 2 Write This From My Heart...So Excuse Tha Egotistical Scorpio Coming Out...But That's Why I Feel Like We're Tha End of Tha Rainbow...Cuz U Won't See Somebody Like This Again.
That's Why We Preach About Not Sweating Things If a Gurl or Guy Doesn't Like You, or Ignores You...Or DOESN'T WANT 2 SAY 'HI'...Sorry...For a Minute I Thought I was Reenacting a Scene from Mad Men!
Cuz It's Like...Whatever...U Know That One Day They're Gonna Regret Tha Chance They Had, but Missed Out On...Said Before Not Wanting 2 Be A Part of This Galaxy is Committing Tha 8th Deadly Sin.
What I Have Realized Though, Is That Everybody isn't Made For You...So U Can't Get Caught Up in High School Games...When U Play for Tha Weather Channel Team, U Learn It's All About Tha...Wind!

Get It...Win...But We Said "Wind" Cuz Tha Air Blows....Ah...One Day Comedy Channel is Gonna Have a Special..."Galaxia Gets Roasted...And Toasted!"...I Just Hope They Can Show Me Some Tan Buns!
So That's One Thing U Think About as This Bachelor, Per Se...And Another is...Tha Constant Debate of Great Personality Versus Eye Candy...I Can Talk About This For Days...Let Me Tell You, Hun!!
Already Told U, Who I Used To Think...I Can't Say Used To...Cuz if Renata Didn't Have a Boyfriend I Would...Then Christina knows how I feel about Her, if she didn't have a BF We'd Be Mr. and Mrs. Fun!
Then Liz and Cyn and...Am I Talking 2 Openly About My Life Right Now??!!  Hey, What I write and say is True and From My Heart...Ain't Nobody Up Got a Red Dot on My Forehead...Pointing a Gun!

Please...But Anyhow...And That Last Paragraph, Ladies and Gentleman,  is Gonna Cost Me Tha Silent Treatment with Some Parties Until Tha Fourth of July!
Listen...If U Read This Diary, and Know Me...U KNOW It's Extremely Difficult To Impress Me on Any Type Of Level...I'm One of Tha Most Eligible Than Perhaps Anybody on Knowing Sexiness, So Why Lie?!!
But See That's Tha Beauty of Being Single, and Also Tha Sometimes Curse of Having 20/20 Eyes in Seeing Attractiveness in People...U Can Give A Complement, and Some People Think U Want What's Between Their Thighs.
Keep on Saying This...IDGAFuddruckers....If I Want To Eat Ur Burger...Raw May I Add...I Would Place Tha Order Via Face 2 Face, and Go From There! U Don't Even Need Red Bull, Cuz U Know With Me Ur Gonna Fly!

This Is What Single People...and More Specifically Very Eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes...U Know Who U Are!  Run into on a Daily Basis, Really.
So Somebody Might Be Saying...What's Tha Difference With Tha "Very Eligible" and "Single"?  Well, What I'm About 2 Say, Might Actually Sound Silly.
I Can Only Attest 2 Tha "Very Eligible" (Knuckles Rubbing on Chest!), but Those Are Folks Who Has Tha Experience, Resources, and Respect For Tha Luv Game...Not Looking at it as an All-U-Can Eat at Piccadilly!
Not Even Talking About Looks or Money...Just Tha Understanding Tha Dating and Relationships are to Be Taken Seriously...Sometimes U Get What U Want...Other Times U Get What's Given 2 U By Tha Cook Behind Tha Deli!

An Argument of Mine, That I'm trying to figure out is this...After U've Seen So Much Beauty...and Games...and Personalities....Do U Open Up or Become More Closed To Who U are Willing 2 Date?
Tough 2 Answer...I've Always Thought U Become More Open.  Just Because U Can Be Sensitive To Tha Fact of "U Don't Know How Ur Perfect Gift is Gonna Be Wrapped."...Now, I'm like...Hold On...Wait.
Lately, As Tha Sexiest Gurls in Miami, and Around in General are being attracted to me and my "Fun" Lifestyle, I sense That I'm Becoming More Closed and Specific...and not just going after any Nursing Bait or Jail Bait.
It's a Tough Battle...It's Like...Say, I Like Beautiful Gurls With Bollywood Worthy Looks, and can Belly Dance...Do I Be Open To Any Gurl or Be Specific and Say She has to Have Been Born in Kuwait?

Speaking of Open...2night is getting 2 Open...But These are Questions I Think About?  And I Know Hot Guys Think about Them All Tha Time.
We See a Gurl, and Think Man, She Has a Sexual Attractiveness With her Like No Other...But...See, That's When we know We've Met "Tha One"...When That 3 Letter Word is Erased From Our Mind.
Not Tha Four Letter "Butt"...Tha 3-Three Letter One...Tha Four Letter One is On Our Mind Constantly...If U Ask Me How Often...Probably Tha Amount of Minutes That Tha Sun Shines!!
Just As I Wrote That Sentence Three Images of Gurl's Bushes...I mean "Tooshes" Flashed Through My Mind...I Hope My Dream Gurl's Father Never Reads This...Or Another Gurl I Would Have 2 Find!

Calm Down...Don't Think About Those Tight Jeans...Calm Down!

Funny Thing is...Gurls Look at Guys Butts...Just As Much!!  Ha Ha!  I know I've been Slapped on my Butt by Gurls I knew...Even Strangers Trying To Slap Me Up...So...This is just Real Talk 2night.
But I Think Being Open is still Tha Best Formula for Friends or Finding Ur "Baby Mama" cuz U never know What Race or Personality That Ur Gonna Fall For...It just has to Feel Right.
Chicks ask me like, "All Tha Time"...It's really ridiculous...If I'm Single, or If I Have a Kid or Shorty, and I Usually say, "I Got 2 Meet Tha Right Gurl First", Cuz I'll Be Outta My Mind 2 Give Up Half of My Social Security Pension off of Showing of a Nipple and a Fuzzy Navel Bar Night!
Don't Even Trip...Folks Be Plotting...Or How Rosay, French and Drake say...They Be "Staaay Skee...ming"...And Before U Poke a Hole in That Condom, I'm Gonna Have U Sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement...Right Under That Super 8 Motel Light!

Another Thang That if Ur This "Out of This Galaxy Bachelor or Bachelor" is That U Also In a Way Have 2 Date For Yourself...And Not Who Ur Friends or Even Family Think is Right For You.
If U Like Asian Chicks Who Dig Hip Hop or R&B, Go For It!  If Ur a Gurl Who's in Tha Medical Field But Dig Ruff Neck Motorcycle Dudes...If It Tickles Ur Fancy...DO YOU!
That Doesn't Mean Disregard Advice From Those Who Care About You...But U Can't Date Somebody Cuz Tha Media or Tha Industry Think U Look Good With a Certain Type...That Make All U Days Seem Blue.
Not Sky Blue Either!  Plus, U Realize That U are Tha One Who's Gonna Be Waking Up 2 That Person in Tha Morning...Sans Tha Make-Up...With Stanky Breath...Not Unless U get with a Gurl who Brushes Her Teeth B4 U Wake Up...And Gets Back Into Bed Smiling like...Who Knew?!!

There are a LOT of Eyes on Me in Terms of Who I'm Gonna Date Next?  Cuz...Personally, I Think, My Gurl Has 2 Be Super Strong...Cuz Being With Me...Jokes Aside is like a Daily Movie Premiere Event.
I Remember One time "Going Out" with This One Gurl, and Dude...So Many Guys Wanted 2 Be Around Me and This Gurl For Tha Night...She was Attractive, but it was Like an Angel For One Night Being Heaven Sent.
That's Why Whoever Dates or Heck...Just Goes To Lime Mexican Grill With Me, Has To Be Used 2 Eyes Being On Her...We Attract Attention For Real...So She Has 2 Be Used To Tha Expectation That Everythang On Her is Mint.
U Can't Care About What People Really Say...But People Can Act Weird When They See Two People Not Giving A Hoot, and are Enjoying Life...All Tha Time!  They Put Their Hating Fingers Together and Try 2 Wake U Up From Ur Dream Life with a Pinch.

I've ran Down What Physical Beauties I'm Attracted to...And It Really Does Run Tha Gauntlet...I'll Date a Plus Size Beauty to Tha Gurl Who's Thin and Lives with Tha Yoga Bag on her Arm.
Not Gonna Get into That 2night...But a Gurl With Her Arm in a Tat'd Sleeve can be South Beach Hot, as Well as a Gurl Who Only Wears Dresses and Heels...Never Joe's or Hudson only Exclusives from Dress Barn.
Personalities are..."I Guess!!" (Fingers in Quotes) Important as Well...Somehow I Think I'm Gonna End Up With a Socialite or Party Gurl Who Really Doesn't Give a Darn!
Free-Spirited...Or Let's Just Be Real..."Crazy Gurls" who Have No Conscience but Can Flip Tha Switch from Office Mode to Party Mode, Have Always Turned Me on...I think That's It Cuz I'm Starting 2 Yawn!

So Desire Huh...

Lately and Even on Today, My Patience Has been Tested 2 Tha Limit...It's Like U Know U Can Get What U Want, and are Super Close...Yet U Got To Wait...At Least One More Day.
Thoughts of Taking a Step Back...Like, I'm Revealing Waaaay Too Much in My Diary When I Don't Know Anythang About My Reader...But That's Ok.
Cuz Like I Say, This Diary isn't About Tha Present Per Se...But Also Tha Future...So Somebody Can One Day Look Back on What U May Have 2 Go Though To Get Ur Own US Stamp or Holiday.
I'm Taking Tha Toughest Road...There's No Doubt in My Mind...Yet, It's Tha Most Rewarding One I Feel...Sometimes U Have 2 Work Before Play.

Now I Got 2 Figure Some Things Out Like How Am I Gonna Rearrange My Showroom, and If I'm Gonna Join Equinox Down Here in South Beach...We Can Afford Tha Buck 41 a Month (Whew!)...But Still.
Have 2 Make Sure That We're Living Wealthy and Not just Rich...Where If I Want 2 Do Somethang at Any Time...We Can...That Can Be Treating a Doll Who's Had a Bad Week or What Have You...That's Always a Thrill.
It's All Coming Together...Taken a Long time But We're Right Where We Want 2 Be...On Fun's Ferris Wheel.
Like I've Been Riding and Tha Wheel Got Stuck For a Moment!  I've Had Time 2 Think About Certain Relationships, Goals and Gurls...Now We Don't Trip...Cuz We Know Tha Deal.

Want To Have Fun and Share Tha Luv...That's All I Want...U Can Write That Down!  Right now, That's Tha Wood To My Fire.
U Have 2 Keep Pushing...Everybody ain't gonna Understand You, or Want to Be With You...U Move On, Knowing That a Trip To Tha Top Doesn't Stop By One, Two or Even Three Flat Tires.
I'd Be Lying if I would 2 say My Life Here in Miami, and South Beach Has Always Been Peaches and Cream...I Would B Such a Liar.
It's just That U Have to Keep Going....When U Know Ur Doing Good, and Nobody Even Wants 2 Acknowledge It...A Beauty Queen Doesn't Stop Being a Beauty Queen just because Her Face Catches on Fire.

Been nice...Now U See What Goes Through My Mind as We Consider What I Want outta Life, and I Guess Tha Type of Gurls That I am Now Dating.
Yesterday, I Thought 2 Myself...I'm Going Back 2 My Old Days Dating Exclusively Gurls Who Look like a Model...But I Had 2 Take That Back, Cuz Me Being so Close Minded Can Brush Aside Somebody Who's Been "Patiently Waiting".
If I Find a "Dream Gurl" I Do...If Not...Trust Me...I'm Enjoying Every Single Moment of Being One of Tha Most Unique and "Not Taken" Guys U'll Ever Find...Our Life is Starting To Look Like A Michelangelo Painting.
Sometimes I Think it's from Tha Painter...Other Times I think it's From Tha Ninja Turtle!  But Neverthaless I Know One Thang...

I've Been Holding The Paintbrush of 'Desire' For a Mighty Long Time...

And Our Life's Canvas is...

A Masterpiece in Tha Making!


Galaxia!