MJ.

(Galaxian Discretion Advised)



Today Has Been an Intriguing day 2 say tha Least...One That Hasn't Been a Bore.
It Began Like around 1am until 2 In Tha Morning...Looking a Fitness Videos 2 Win Tha Best Body Score.
Equinox Fitness on YouTube, Hooked Me Up With Inspiration, To Kick Open My Best Door.
Then I Went 2 Sleep...And Have Been Dreaming Ever Since...My Mind Has Been Like an Eagle Before Tha Soar.

After I Woke Up, and Jotted Some notes on some New Sexy Exercises, I Came Upon a DocuVideo from One Of Tha Best Fashion Designers Alive.
Mr. Tom Ford...Huh...I Can See Why Jigga Wrote an Entire Song about Him...Even Though I Knew about Him Waaay Back...Like in Tha Year 2KCinco...Minus Five.
Mr. Ford Gave so Much Insight on Living and How He Now Only Does Things That Make Him Have Fun...Sounds Familiar, Huh...We're A Special Clique...Without Us This World Goes Bye-Bye!
Oh Boy...I Feel Something In Tha Air Right Now...Like a Freestyle On This Galaxy Life...And What It Stands For...This Might Get Good Oh...My!

Let's Have Some Fun!  Ok...So Jigga Got Tom Ford...Which Designer Should I Pick Out For 2day Who Perfectly Describes My Love of Life, Luv and Fashion?
I just Got Done Looking in My Closet and Most of My Stuff is Group Branded...Or From Euro Fashion Houses...Nobody Would Know Who I'm Talking About So This Diary Won't Be Smashing.
Pumpkin Orange Like Billy Corgan Does My Bracelet Behind Me Floss...Huh, Do I Go With Him or With My Guy Phil Knight From Nike?  I've Never Been a Punk'd....Go Ask Ashton.
Ok...Let's Go With My Accessory Guy, and Let This Thang Flow...I Truly Hope This Thang is So Red Carpet Salma Hayek...Meaning It's Absolutely Stunning and A Dashing.

Now I Need a Little Background Music...My Studio is Quiet Right Now...I Need a Beat That Would Just Scream..."He's About 2 Get It In....So Wake Up!"
(Snap!)  I Know Just Who I Want To Spot Me on This...He's Another Alien or I Guess... Martian!  Weezy F. Baby...U've Been Tha Winner of My Beats Game of Goose Duck Duck!
I've Always Wanted To Spit on This Track...I'm Getting A Little Excited..."6 Foot!...7 Foot!...8 Foot!..."...Now What?!
Just Gonna Let This Diary Write Itself...We've Been In "Must Read TV" Episodes Before, but Never Have We Just Freestyled...So Here We Are...History Made...Galaxy Style...Aptly Titled...

Marc Jacobs.

(Ah-heem!  Ah-heem!)...Craaaaah....ckkk!  (Knuckles Cracked)  Let's Roll.

(Huge Sigh!)

Alright Am I Tha MJ of Diaries Or Is He Tha Galaxia of Fashion?
Lot Would Depend if It's a Guy or A Chick U Are Askin'...
A Dude Would Say I'm Robbin His 31 Flavors Like Baskin'...
A Chick Would Say I'm 2 Conceited...With His Handbag I need a Lashin...
It's Amazing How Me and Him are Similar...Except For a Few Zeroes of Cashin.
He Dresses Tha Finest Bodies...So A Saturday Night Would Include Good Bedroom Smashing...
I Dress Tha Mind...So After Tha Smashing Tha Guy Won't Be...A Dashing.
Yeah, I Rhyme Those Two Words Earlier....So What...Freestyles Sometimes Don't Have Good Ration!
My Favorite Odds are Always 1:1...With Tha Over/Under Being a Freaky Tongue Thrashing!
Now How Does It Go...An Eye Stare...A Feel...Then All of a Sudden Cinemax Screen Passion?!
Tha First Time I Kissed a Gurl, Was on a Street Corner...It was Wet, Like She Fell Out Tha Tavern.
Actually, She Kissed Me...And I Was Like Six...She Was On Me Bad...Can You Imagine?
Little Galaxia, Getting His First Taste of Outer Space...My Milky Way Standing Up like A Lakers Game with Dyan Cannon...

Six Foot...Seven Foot...Eight Foot...Ok...

Now Here I Am In Miami...Wondering Who's My MJ?
Many Gurls I know...Like I Meet Somebody New Everyday.
A Gal Told Me Yesterday...I Should Change My Last Name.
Galaxia...She Told Me Should Be It...Oh...I Wish Everybody Thought Tha Way.
See, We're About Having Fun...I Don't Care if Ur Straight or Gay.
I Wear MJ Ladies Bracelets All Tha Time...Who Cares About Tha Say of..."They".
You Got To Set Tha Tone...Turn It Up...Like a Knob on an Oldsmobile '88.
Yeah, U Got 2 Roll Down Tha Windows...And Shout It 2 Tha Kids on Tha Ground of Play.
I Was Thinking Today As I Got Stuck By a Broken Bridge On Tha North Village of Bay.
Speeding Away From Traffic...Considering How I Haven't Even Flow Away.
Like, Our Day Hasn't Even Come Yet...Wait Until I Blow Up Like Pompeii...
Thought This Diary is a Good Sniff Now...Then It'll Be LSD...Now It's just Mary Jay.
So Many Thangs We're Gonna Do...Gonna Be Big Time Like our Intials Were MJ.
Jacko, Jordan...2day it's Jacobs...Tha MJ of Choice on This Dia of May.
And...

Wait...Wait...I'm Not Feeling This Beat...
It's Too Goody Too Shoes...Not Braggadocios enough for me.
Somebody Out In This Galaxy is Mad About Tha Journey, and Needs a Voice 2 Speak.
I need Some...Some...Busta Buss To Awake Inside of Me Tha Heat.

Yeah...Respect My Conglamerate...So What If It's Spelled Wrong?!
I just Got An Idea...Can't U Hear Tha Bell Go, "Ding Dong?"
See...People Think Ur Soft Like an Edited Hannah Montana Song.
But Don't Get This Thang Twisted...Ladies I Said, "Thang" Not "Thong!"
See I'm Seeing All These Ladies Dressing Like Tha Streets is a Front Lawn.
What Happened 2 Dressing Like Tha Sexy Gurl From King Kong?
Weezy Got Me Going...Just Spitting Bout Rocking a Marc Jacobs Peacoat...It's On.
No Peacoats...Huh...No Wonder I Only Date Chicks on Page 3 in Tha London Sun.
It's Not Because They Show Their Toosh...It's Because They Think Showing Big Bens are More Fun!
This Galaxy Is Real...I Got 2 Speak it, Cuz After December 31st...I'm Done!
That's Why I'm Letting it All Hang Out...Like a South Beach Gurl Getting a Tat of a Gun.
Guess She Likes 2 "Bang"...And That's How Tha Heart of a Balla is Won.
Are U Tired of Me Talking Bout This Dating Thing...Weighing Tha Galaxy Down Like By A Ton.
This Talk is Of Somebody Who's A Bachelor...I Don't Even Have A Son.
Which is Why I Talk Like I Do...Nothing To Lose...Wynn in Tha Morning...Nights at Tha Mohegan Sun.
I'm Willing 2 Shoot Dice or Craps...If It Means It Gets Tha Choir 2 say..."Uh-Huh!"
Sure Somebody is Laughing Right Now...Talking Bout Me at Dinner at Benihana.
Did U See Who He Talked About...Talking Bout Gurls He Wants To Steam Up In Tha Sauna.
Thing Is I Enjoy Tha Company Of Many Women...Treat Them All Like Tha Madonna.
"Express Yourself" is What I Play, as I Bow My Head in Appreciation...Like They're Jesus' Ma.
Now...I'm Getting Loose...Wraps Coming Off Like My Name is Rocky Balboa.
When It Comes 2 This Luv and Fun Thang...Ain't Nobody Better..."Brotha!"
That's A Hulk Hogan Joke Right There...Eat Ur Vitamins and Say Ur Prayers...Then U'd Be Like No Other.
Swagger is on Max...I've Erased So Many Dimes...Now My Phone Only Carries Quartas...

(Cough! Cough!)  Excuse Me....Now Where Was I?

Funny That I Don't even Talk Bout Sports and How We Dress.
So Busy Talking Bout How Guys Should Luv More Than a Gurl's Chest.
This Sounds like a Good Time To Say...This Galaxy is Tha Best.
Other Day Talking Bout How I Like Heels so High...Ur Forced to Impress.
Yet Also Hoping That a Gurl Knows That 'Mystery is Sexy'...Just Ask Tha Lock Ness.
It's Tha Little Thangs That Drive Us Guys Crazy...Like a Photo With Cheeks Tightly Pressed.
Or Lipstick Kiss Impressed at Tha End of a Luv Letter..Just Exudes Sex.
A Gal's Voice is One Of Life's Sexiest Hidden Joys...Forget All These "LOL" Texts.
I Want To Hear U Cough, Get Angry...Or How That 'Time of The Month' Is Turning u Into a Mess.
See in Luv's Court...I'm Not Only Tha Prince...But Also Tha Clown Jest.
No Need 2 Brag Really...I'll Let U Decide...If I'm Worthy To Pass Ur Test.
I'll Ace It With Straight A's...Without a Cheat, Even Though I Did Peek Under Ur Desk.
It's just Because Ur Legs are Enticing...Nobody Talks about Them Soft like a Silkworm's Nest.
Now Ur Witnessing Tha Major Leagues When it Comes 2 This...My Words Imitate My Pulse.
Some Guys May Think 'I'm Dope'...Some Gurls Want 2 Perform a "Dope...Bust."
Cuff Me!  Cuff Me!  My Lawyer is Ronald McDonald...He'll Get Me off With  McNuggets of 20 Plus.
I Want 2 Create A Galaxy Where Laughter and Deep Thinking Becomes a Daily Must.
Where U Think U Have No Shame in Getting Ur Chanel Pencil Skirt Dirty in Tha Dust.
Ooops!  I Mean Marc Jacobs Skirt...Along With a Kors Watch Colored in Red Rust.
Money Ain't Everythang...Although Life Has Been Showing Me Dineros Hanging From Her $ Cups.
She Stripping For Me Without Me Even Asking...Used 2 Screw Me...Now She's Showing Me Her Pups.
Funny How Dropping MJ's Name...Has Brought All Of Her Friends As Well For Me 2 Touch.
Fame Came Over To My Crib...Looking So Enticing...Almost Became a Lust.
Others Go Lady Gaga Over Her...I just Shook My Hand...I'm No After Tha Fact Pizza Crust.
She Eats Everyone and Then Comes 2 Me...Now That I'm Banging Life...She wants 2 Be Tha One Plus.
Life Asked Me Tha Other Day Who Do I Want Her 2 Bring Tha Tha Galaxy Party...I Said, No King Tuts.
Gave Her a Few Gurls Names, and She told Me They'll Be There...Be Patient and Don't Rush.
Told Her I'll Be Patient...I Just Bought at Publix Nine Cans of Blue Diamond Almond Nuts.
She Told Me That These Gurls Might Not Be Hole-In-One's and Have Played A Little Putt Putt.
I Said So What...Experience Can Be Good...And Show Me That U Know How To F...

I Need 2 Stop...Wait...I'm About 2 Have Tha Ultimate Life...So....

Why Stop?  When Ur Dreams Bout 2 Come True.
I Told My Guys For Years..."U Gotta Do What U Gotta Do."
Be Yourself...And Treat Susan Tha Same Way U'd Treat Sue.
No Matter How I've Tried 2 Run Away...I'm Stuck Like Chuck...With Glue.
People Can Doubt U...Throwing Jabs To Leave U Black and Blue.
But I'm Orphan Black...They Made a Clone of Me...But Off Tha Shelves They Flew.
So Now U Get Tha Original...A Fun Thug Laced in Nike Cheetah Shoes.
Dropping Every Week in My Diary "Fun and Luv's" Most Hidden Clues.
Other Day Somebody Gave Me an Email on Plagiarism...No Worry Every Post is New.
Heck U Can Even Have this One...Matter of Fact U Can Have My Last Two.
Marc Jacobs Gives Prints of Cats...Dogs...And Birds With Prices That Aren't So Low.
That's MJ's World...And Seemingly It Brightly Glows.
Now Ur In My Galaxy...One Where I Can Go All Day Talking or Not Talking About Tha Dough.
I Talk Half Like a Pimp...Half Like a Valley Gurl...With Tha Quickness Ready 2 Utter..."Sooooo".
Who Also Has No Fear...Telling a Beauty on a Date..."Is It Me or You Who's About 2 Blow?!"
Is That Conceited or Is That Freaky?  Good Brain is To Be Blamed For That Flow.
My Pops Told Me 2 Let Tha People See You...Make Them Know.
I've Taken It To Another Level...Now I'm Kicking It With Santa in Tha Snow.
It's In My Blood...Don't Hate Me Because Da Vinci Gave Me His Code.
Living Like a Hottie...When In Sixth Grade I Was a Sweatpants Wearing Toad.
Meeting Cinderellas at Every Turn...But They Never Wanted 2 Drop Their Robe.
Feeling So Gutter...Wondering How Come Nobody Wants To Pick Up This Ball To Bowl.
So I kept Sitting and Waiting My Chance...No Matter How Lonely Was Tha Road.
Others were Fighting for Tha Highway...I just took Tha Back Alley like a Forrest Gump Never Sold.
Jacob Laced Tha Rappers with Ice...Marc Jacobs Laced Me For $5...Discount For Being So Cold.
Jewels So Nice That I Was Robbed for Tha MJ...On Tha Dance Floor...Who Could Be So Bold.
Being Movado, just So they Could Tweet A Pic of "Galaxia's Rope"...This Diary is one of The few I Told.
No Problem...MJ Sent Me Another One in a few Days...One Cut outta Tha Same Mold.
Now Here We Are...About 2 Live Like Never Before...Wondering What Can Tickle My Toes?
Didn't Even Know What 2 Write Today?  Should We Go Hip Hop Brag or Humble Prose?
U Wonder if We're Too Much...And Somebody Thinks We Go Around With an Lifted Nose.
Like Nooooo.....It's Just out of Rejection and Being P-D Off...A Good Thang Arose.
This Galaxy Wasn't Formed Out of a Big Bang...Although Penny Would Look Good With No Clothes.
But I keep on Saying "Fun and Luv"...It was brought in Great Number...Truly By Tha Loads.
So As I Wrap...Are U Down or Not?  Cuz Now it's Getting For Real...A Moment That needs 2 be Froze.
Cuz Once it's Over...It's Over....But This Might Never End?  Is That Good Wishing?  I Suppose.
I Got 2 Get Back 2 My Saturday Night...One That Might Turn Into Finding Tha One I should Propose.
Have I Met Her?  Not Sure...She Might Be Reading This Now...Laughing as She Picks at Her Face's Mole.
Tha MJ of Tha Galaxy or Tha Galaxia of Fashion?  Tha Answer Will Never Be Known.
Opinions About Me Is All Over Tha Place...Don't Even Care What is Being Said or Thrown.
I'm Ready 2 Play...And Determined To Show How 2 Shine...Whether Jacobs, Jordan, or Jackson...

I Now Got Tha "MJ" Syndrome.


AG!