This is gonna be an old school post, no drama, no skit, no script, just us, Austin...or Austino Galaxia. I don't know why I'm writing this right now, but I guess I need to take it back to how we used to do things within our diary. U know, before all the Hollywood writing that has been happening over the last several weeks. C'mon now, nobody's been ready for all this. Let's be quite honest, cuz I know that I haven't. I'm just a kid who loves to have fun, and who's been expressing it in a creative way. Now that we are living it up, we begin to think about how can one take things to the next level. Humm???
If you've been reading our stuff, even before we have been living in this sitcom drama starring Yammi, Tha Boss, and the ever beautiful Julia Angelica Gutierrez, u've seen our life from a very unique perspective. I think if you dig even deeper into the characters you can see some very good analogies for different parts of our life. I'll leave that for you to decipher. (Oh, how I luv using tha big words!!) But, it's been interesting...now as we write on this Sunday, we are deciding which way to turn. Do we wanna dig full time into continuing with this unique script...would it be cool to go back to how we used to tell just how our life unfolds with photos and videos as such...Should we stop writing period? Let me hit the pause button on life's DVR for a minute and elaborate.
How many times have we threatened to just hang 'em up from penning our life? I feel like a guy in a relationship with a mad beauty of a girl, which no matter how much u wanna leave, u just keep coming back, u know. There is something just exhilarating from us just writing. Maybe it's because I know that we're living a lifestyle that won't ever be duplicated again. Maybe it's because that we feel like somebody, somewhere, at some moment might need a blueprint on how to deal with life, self-doubt, girls (Did I just write that?!), money, fame, and the feeling of wanting to become the best at being just...you. I'm one of the most egotistical people you've never met. And I'm one of the most humble people that you've met as well. That contradiction alone is worth a Oliver Stone movie. I feel like my whole life is about all these Ying and Yangs...
I watch what I eat, and don't like to eat certain things consistently like red meat, yet I can sit through a whole marathon of Guy Fieri Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on a Saturday night...Or I the type of person who looks at a pair of nice Emporio Armani undies (Limited Edition Italian Green and Red stripes) and think, "Man, $22 for a pair of these boxer briefs is so cheap."...Yet on the other hand, be like, "You gotta be kidding me, they want $3.29 for a box of Eggo waffles...Obama where are you at when I need you!!" I guess that's what makes us who we are, and there are a lot more things I can get into, but why don't you just look at some of our old posts and you can see what craziness lies beneath our skin. Speaking of which, I totally got to exfoliate my face here soon... have to protect the 'money maker' u know!
Oh boy, I had plans on walking down here to Ocean Drive to check out this BCS football fan fest thing they have going on, but...I'm getting a sense that I need to write right now, so...here we are, and you get something even more special and just for you....
Us.
So where do we start...as this might just turn into a tell-all. Perhaps this is a sneak preview into what's too come. Alright, here we go...
So a new year is upon us, and it doesn't seem like it really. I mean 2013? That doesn't even sound right, does it? But I'm not concerned about making this year, the best year or what not...our thoughts are in starting something special. I know in this diary you hear us talk about having our own "era", something that you can relate to. When I was a kid, that was how I was brought up in a way. In sports, u had the "Magic-Bird" era, "The Bulls" era, "The Steroid" era (No comment on that) and others who had their hey day like Tyson or Sampras or those old Cowboys teams in Dallas. In fashion, I grew up directly in what we know as the "Brand era" when a shirt that simply said, Versace or Calvin Klein or Polo or Nautica of DKNY could be sold for many a dollars just by having a few letters on it. I'm not even talking about FUBU, or Von Dutch or what was that brand that had the Disney characters on it? Oh, yes...Iceburg. That was the environment I was branded into in a way. It seemed like every person or product that had any relevance in life from Hummer to MTV Spring Break's to Babyface to Lexus to Video Vixens to Hype Williams to Bad Boy Records to Nike to Discman's to neon color outfits to Anna Kournikova to dating someone of a different race being ultra taboo to dating someone of a different race being the "it" thang, we've lived through seemingly it all, but not everything. Huh.
What makes all those things so unique is that even though people claim everybody has their 15 minutes of fame, these trends or people of celebrity seemingly had more than that. Some 30 minutes, some 45, others had like an afternoon special worth. But for several years and some decades, even though they might not know it, they had...their time. Maybe it was too much of me watching those tabloid shows like Hard Copy or A Current Affair, or Inside Edition that has brainwashed my way into that kind of upbringing, but I guess I always just believed in becoming a star and being The Best...and just living in a way that when you say our name or read our diary or just being around us, that you get a sense or tingling that you are around something special and unique. Not from a look at me standpoint, but from a we're having fun...together standpoint. That's what we've always wanted...and that's been a prayer to be used in a way that hasn't been done before...ever.
With all those dreams and goals and stuff, I have had to learn...a lot. Others who strive for different goals and having their dreams come true also find themselves wondering, "Is it worth it?" and definitely wondering "I didn't think it would have to be so hard." People from the outside in, can sometimes say things like "Keep ur head up" or "They said it wasn't supposed to be easy" or "Love will happen when u least expect it", but until you go through it...until u've had people diss you, or tell you 'no' when u want better for them than they even want for themselves or until you've had friendships or relationships end with a kiss (I don't even wanna kiss a girl anymore cuz that could mean the end!! Huh, or maybe I should 69 kiss the other set of lips and maybe...). But I'm being real, and I know others feel us, and if they don't perhaps they aren't striving to become something and someone better than what they are. It can be a grind. They claim that much given, much expected. And being a leader of any kind ain't easy. It can sometimes make you feel like ur just in an army of...one. Like doesn't anybody else wanna have fun for a night without having to do with sex. Doesn't anybody wanna go to the other side of town even though u don't know anybody there? Is there somebody, somewhere, who thinks...it's been a while since I've heard somebody say, "I can't do that" or "I can't eat that", sometimes just to hear that once will propel u to a whole 'nother level since we live in a society where any and every thing goes. Huh.
As I've grown younger...That wasn't a typo either...we've learned that it can be so easy to confirm to the status quo. Especially, when what you've been doing hasn't translated into the success that u've wanted. U just be like, "forget this", I've been trying to hold this high standard of success and it hasn't brought me nothing but nights cradling a pillow and days eating pork and beans, while using the water inside the can for a ghetto brewski. While this guy or girl, is doing whatever, and gets to travel the world, eat without gaining a pound, and is banging all the South Beach sexys. That's when you really have to look within...and keep digging. And that's when the true and real you come out.
The other day someone asked me...now that I think about it, I'm getting asked this question more often. Interesting. My Mom asked me the other day (Luv Ya! Pops too!) and this guy asked me basically how to define beauty. With the guy I told him a few names that I thought was pretty...With my Moms I told her it was really impossible to define "my type". I say this because much of what has been written in this diary has been about some of our love experiences and such. As I told my Mom, I don't think there's been anybody...and I mean this...ANYBODY who's been around more beautiful women than we have. From physical standpoint to a coolness standpoint to...just today I was walking out to go to Fresh Market to go get some milk. I walk past this door that was open, and I think a new tenant has moved in. Now on yesterday....I guess this is another story right. Our life, I tell ya...Now, yesterday, as I was leaving the building to go work out, I opened the door, and this girl to our right was outside near the front window, I walked out, and as it was about to shut, she ran to get it but...Click! It close. So after a few steps I doubled back, and told her, "I got ya" like the Lupe Fiasco song says, and opened the door back up from her. She said, "Thank you" in this very Czechoslovakian type accent. And I thought, that she's really attractive with her curly blond hair, eyes, and sexy build. I would have opened it for anybody, especially since I've seen her before so I knew she lived inside tha joint. But sometimes u're just like...huh.
So on today, as I pass this apartment door parted open with the TV blasting I walk past and didn't look inside but looked inside, and I sensed that's where that girl lives that we helped. Or at least has something to do with her. So as I take a walk in South Beach, we think, I should learn more about that girl. Just how she was in bed with the door wide open, it seems like sumthing u know. We get our stuff and head back home, and as we approach our place, we think "Should we or shouldn't we?" Led to let the moment speak, and let things come to us, and just happen. So we come to our gate, and I noticed this bath towel hanging over it. I unlock the gate, and next thing I know it, I see this girl standing there in a black one piece bathing suit right in front of the door. We're thinking, "This is wild". I walk to the door, exchange a "Good Morning" and she replied to us, even though she was on the phone, and I walked in, like...the things I see. The girls we've been associated with and all these stories, make it impossible for us to really describe how we define beauty or our type. Cuz it comes in so many ways. One thing I can say is this, some have found their "one", which is mad unique and cool. But for some reason God as allowed us to go through so much. And to be exposed to so many situations, that I have to share them. Even though I don't want to.
Where was we? I guess I was talking about our definition of what attracts us. The biggest thing that life can deal you is an open mind to what is possible. Just because you haven't met a Jewish, blond hair, beauty with smarts and who likes to rock Jordan's doesn't mean it doesn't exist. That's so true. Once you've been exposed to so many experiences, that can only come by living your life to the fullest, u begin to see that it's a whole nother realm that exists, and it also helps you learn what turns you on, and what doesn't. I think I learned this in school, the larger the sample size, more than likely the better results you'll get. Now I can run right now off of that! Think about it, if u only talk to one or two guys then u're opinion is really just formed off of those one or two experiences. Now if you interact with say 50, then you really get to see what you like, and dislike...wrong word. What you can stand more than what you can't stand. That's the positive twist you have to add, when you've gone though confusions or heartbreaks or the wondering of "Why am I going through this again?" or "How can they choose to be with that person when I KNOW I'm better than them." But that's the thing, it's not about being better all the time, but about who u can connect best with.
I really don't want this to turn into a love section, but we've got experiences, so...There was a point not too long ago, like two days ago really, when I was just like, "Why does love have to be so dag gone complicated?" Why can't somebody who loves sports like A.C. Slater, has the swag of Zach Morris, sometimes have to go through the struggle of Screech Powers? The ---- just doesn't make any sense. But that's when it hit us that..how can I put this...Beauty is within every one of us. And we should feel so blessed to be able to have gone through what we've gone through and survived?? Who does that without killing themselves or getting strung out of coke, to just be here is a blessing. For real, and sometimes challenges allow you to see what the future holds. If it wasn't hard...It's good that one can go through so much and say, "I don't really have a type". Cuz that means that you're not pigeon toeing urself into thinking only one physical or personality type will perk your interest. I guess I've been there on that. For a while I thought that I'm only gonna be with girl who's blond and has a golden beach tan. Then u see something else, and ur like, alright I like a Hispanic girl who is curvy and likes to dance...then u meet someone else, and think "Wow!" I have to erase that cuz now I like girls from Europe or a doll who likes to read or who's smart and geeky or likes to burp outloud or who likes to party or who likes to dresses like a South Beach girl or loves Hip Hop or loves...this list goes on. And sometimes God, no...God brings you through certain situations to really make you see what you want, and what you need. Real talk. So getting back to the topic of true beauty. It really depends on tha person. As with us, she just has to be cool and has a presence of being differnt. I personally think that I'm gonna end up with somebody that's so sexy that nobody really goes after her cuz guys think she's taken or stuck up. I believe that's who I'm gonna end up with, cuz that trait and that feeling can only resonate with that innocent circumstance. And really the only one who can truly relate to what I've been through in our love life.
Is this real enough for you or not? I'm just gonna tell it bro. Don't like it, stop reading and take this from ur bookmarks page. U gotta go through something in order to get what u really want. I used to resist this type of thinking. All last year...I mean ALL, seemingly I just kept saying, "Why is it so hard?" or "This is so hard." You would think I was some kind of rock builder by how many times we've said that. But that was the point. It was supposed to be hard. Yep, u were supposed to go through all the trials and the nights of reflection. Cuz if you hadn't then you would not be ready for what really is about to happen. We, as humans, can get so caught up into where we think we should be, not knowing that something better awaits you...if you wait...and more importantly endure. It's like a girl going to a bar, and going home with the first guy you see, and ask you too. He may be cool, but if u wait u might get someone better. No guarantee, but u never know. At least wait until they play "The Sign" by Ace of Base, duh!! So there are many times prerequisites to success just like in a college course. Those prerequisites can be very hard, but if you want it bad enough u'll do whatever and go through whatever it takes to get it. It's just like trying out for American Idol. Some people may be like, I don't wanna go through all that, waiting in line, trying to impress these judges, and there are so many people. While that special person will be like, I don't care how tough the odds are, I'm gonna be that one. I wanna be that one. I'm gonna be that one.
Life has a funny way of working itself out. Right when u think all hope is gone, that's when something special happens to you, to let you know that you're right there. Just don't give up, not after u've gone through all this. I don't know why I wrote like this, maybe this is a sara-nara, misspelled word...or maybe it's a new beginnning. I think our days of trying to prove ourself or make somebody love you, on how you think a person or a job wants you to be accepted. Now it's about being...us. A person who's constantly evolving and a person who's gonna use all the experiences to mold us into who I want to be. Which is somebody who lives life, shares his wisdom nuggets, and who has the most fun around. Period. Once again, there's another level. No need to settle. I haven't. I won't.
But what I will do is constantly and consistently be on our 'A' game. The rallying cry for us has been, "Now or Never." You're gonna get the best of me. U may like it, u may not, but we will be in top form. I feel like, and so should you if u've endured, that now is ur time to rock 'n roll. That era we talked about earlier is now upon us, and when u've been waiting all ur life for something like this, u know that ur ready. And u know how appreciative u are for it. A time to laugh. A time to have fun. A time to love. A time of newness.
First the struggle...then the paradise.
I'm ready.
That's not the question...the question is...
Are u?
Cuz it may be argued if it's really the best era or not....But one thing that won't be argued is that's it is the most fun.
The ultimate compliment from what u see or read about us, will reflect that. And we just want you to say...
That's Austino Galaxia.
Love him or hate him, there will never be another one like him.
Never ever?
Never...ever.
Austino Galaxia.
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Assignment: The Moment
And on the last episode of The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia....
(SLAM!!)
Did I just hear a door slam?
Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun. Not too concerned about money. Just fun. FUN!
...for some strange reason it feels like she was in here...What's this though? Is this a Chanel wallet?...
The Boss. 011-21-324-692-2413
...we all know who I need to talk to...
On today we now have...Please Enjoy!
(Click-Click...Click-Click....Click-Click...Click-Click)
"I just can't stand these heels sometimes. I know I paid like a Beverly Hills mortgage for these stilettos but still this is ridiculous."
(Whew-Whoo!! Mamacita!)
"Great now I got all these guys whistling at me now, you would think that they never seen a pair of puppies and a nice toosh before. I feel like I'm in Rio...Anyway, I'm not in tha mood for all this not tonight anyway...you know what I'm just gonna take of...Ah...these...Ah...that's better...these-shoes and barefoot it the rest of the way. I'm close to Ocean Drive anyway and...why do I see so much like garnet and gold being worn around my hot...No...Please say that these folks are here for this Orange Bowl thingy or..."
(F-S-U!...F-S-U!)
"I like need some sleep and I need some right now. Excuse me...excuse me...Like, thank you. It's ridiculous all you have to go through just to make it back to your room. This has been a rough last few days for tha girl. I almost don't know what to do. Before I go up to my suite, let me see if Yammi is in his room."
(Knock, Knock, Knock!)
'Oh, no I loves you my dumpling...Yes, I knows I'm incredible, I's knows zhis...Tell me this ladies...Can James Bonds ah....loves u better zhan zhis?!! I'll's be ah...right back...'
(Door Opens)
'Ah...Julia! I wasn't a expecting...'
"No small chit chat Yammi, we have to tal....who are they?"
'Well, ah...last night was a goods night. New Year's Eve in Miami...ah...Me Amo Miami!'
"I don't know what they're doing here and...is that a tiger chained to the end of the bed...post? Look, Yammi, I know you all were having some kind of Rolling Stones mixed with some Siegfried and Roy type of party going on in here. And if I wasn't tired, I would probably join in, but..."
'You's would??'
"No. But these Juicy Couture trinkets have got to go. We have business to talk about."
(Listen I'm not leaving until I get paid my 300...)
'Ah...McNuggets...Yes...You wanted 300 McNuggets from ah...Mickey D's. Zhe one on Alton Road is ah...24 Hours so I'll's take cares of-it. Ladies...Ladies...please, just wait in zhe other room and we'll even add extra sweet sauce zhis time. And please don't drag zhe bed sheets as you prance your naked body into zhe...(Slam!)...next room. Ah...Julia zhis better be goods, I flew zhem from Los Angeles just for zhis night so...'
"Please, they are just some chongas that you met while walking the streets last night. They couldn't get into Kaskade concert at the club, so u whispered something in French and wa-lah...naked girls everywhere."
'It wasn't ah..Kaskade, it was DJ Clue for your in-for-ma-shone. (said with four finger snaps) So...how did you's make it out of zhe Galaxia showroom?'
"I made a bee-line for it. He came in, and he smelled my perfume immediately and began to get suspicious. After he looked around his place, he had to go to the bathroom. I was a little nervous because I know that Austino always uses the bathroom in his place with the door open. But at this point I had no choice so I just ran. Being underneath his bed was too much for this gal. I haven't done anything like that since..."
'Since ah...grade school. Zhat's why I love you Brazilian women, always living on zhe edge.'
"You know what Yammi....this ain't the time."
'Where were you last ah...night?'
"Partying but that's a whole 'nother story. Um..."
'At least you's didn't leave zhat ah...purse that Galaxia bought for you on your two-week anniversary.'
"My purse!! Oh know!!!"
'Honey please don't tell me you...'
"Be calm...be calm...when was the last time I had it? Let's see, I went to see Pitbull...hung out at the Hyde Lounge..."
'Is zhat good? I heard after zhe Heat games that club be jump..'
"Shhh! Let me think. I think the last place I had it was..."
(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)
'We all know who zhat is don't we Miss Ju-lee-ah!'
"Yammi...Whatever...I've handled tougher things like when Becks was dating Vicki and caught me one night outside of Manchester. I can handle this..."
'Wait...you cheated on Austino Galaxia with David Beckh...?'
(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)
"NOT NOW YAMMI!! Ok...Hello?"
Hey, Angelica.
"Hi, babe! How are you doing? Happy New Year Hun!"
Whatever...I'm not into fun just on one day or year, it's about...never mind.
"I would think that you would be partied out for the holiday? All these single girls waiting for that kiss at Midnight, looking for a guy like you, what's wrong?"
Just don't feel up to it. Huh. I actually slept through most of the night except for the fireworks going on here in the beach area. I think they went off before 12 O'Clock really. But it is what it is. And today was just so...I got some air earlier today. Went for a long walk all around South Beach, it's a great place to just get some early morning air you know.
"I know."
I came back and been basically bumming around. Reading this Agassi book, watching DVD's, and I think I found a new favorite TV show called Mystery Diners . I'm not sure if it's staged or not, but the service that you can get from some of these restaurants are just horrible.
"I knooow! I remember you saying that you won't ever eat at a Ruby...what was it?"
Tuesday.
"Yeah...you said you won't ever eat there again because of some waitress girl like talking about some gang talk or something. Like totally un-professional, u know."
Well, that wasn't the real reason. She did act Ghe-To-Tha-To, but I can handle that. I like a little gangsta in my girls, that's why I dated you.
"Aw...thanx."
But the service was bad, and my sandwich was like cold as a cut sandwich so never again.
"He-He!"
What's so funny?
"No, it's just that I like it when you play on words, babe. It makes me giggle. He-He! He-He!"
Listen. We gotta talk.
"Oh..Kay?"
I came back from a trip and I notic...
"Oh, how was it?"
Not now...I noticed some intriguing stuff in my place.
"How so?"
Well, first off...I immediately smelled a scent of perfume that only you wear. It was all over my showroom. Everywhere except the usual place I used to smell it.
"Where was that?"
The bed.
"So...you smelled the scent of my perfume, maybe a neighbor may have been walking by. Or even...you know, you told me that Maria, your land lady has a key to you place, maybe she checked things out, and before she went in, decided to spray on some good good...yeah, that's what happened. She was probably checking to make sure everything was alright."
Really. Well...I was chilling and I noticed this purple Chanel handbag purse that approximately cost $3,295 and 37 cents was sitting on my white sheets of my bed.
"For real."
Yeah. And what's even more intriguing is that you're the only person who has this bag cuz I special ordered it for you.
"Well I..."
Don't you even try to deny this. This isn't a episode of Cheaters...To make matters worse I pick it up and see a business card from "The Boss"? With a number...and then some photos of me and you fall out.
(Silence.)
Explain.
"Surprise!! I wanted to surprise you for New Year's I thought that it could just be like old times again and..."
How come whenever I find happiness, you always try to come back into the fold. Huh? I'm just so tired of these girls I'm interested in having this "I want you...I don't want you...I want nobody else to want you attitude" where it's like we're done, but u still wanna hold on as well. I don't get it. I really don't. I've moved on.
"But do you remember New Year's last year when we were in Mexico...and how we just laid on the sand...and how I gave you a private..."
That was good, I remember vividly. I mean Everytime I hear Santana's 'Smooth' I think about your private show. But I have to move on. The past is now my past. I'm just livin' and even though your attractive and every guy wants to be with you, I'm not sure if I can go down that avenue again. Especially after you...
"IT WAS A MISTAKE OK! IT WAS ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT AND...(Sniff, Sniff)...you're holding it against me for the rest of my life." (Sniff)
Whatever. So I take it you're still in Miami, right. And who's this 'Boss' fellow. Is he your new boyfriend or what not?
"No...he's just an associate. Somebody I know. That's all."
And pictures of us and me from a few days ago? I mean it's like you've been spying on me or something.
(Silence)
Ok. Since you're still in my town...we need to talk. Here's tha deal. I wanna meet you right now...
"But I gotta..."
No excuses. Meet me outside of Prime 112 later tonight around 1am. And we'll go for a walk down to South Pointe Park. You better be there or it's really over. U got it.
"Whatever...I'll be there."
You betta.
(Click)
'Are you's ah...ok, Julia.'
"Not really. But does it even matter anymore."
'It ah...actually does because ah..Ginger, Peaches and ah...Bubbles have been in zhe other room during zhis Days of Our Lives mo-ment, and I'm holding Ginger's ah...brazier so I would like to get back to...'
"Whatever makes you happy Yammi. I gotta go get ready to meet my...so called 'Ex'."
'Hey...Make him want you.'
"Wha...?"
'Ah...Make him want you. Make him want you like never before. Plus, get some info on hims...I need to shows zhe boss that I've been work, and not just play.'
"I will."
(Door Shuts...Click.)
"I'm gonna make Austino want me like never before. Plus, I'm gonna make him spill out his every feeling he has for me and whatever else is on his mind. He thinks he's so Samson strong...But he can't resist me, he can't. I guess it's time to play the Deliah role. He says he's moved on from his past...Well he's gonna have to show me."
"Or better yet, I'm going to show him."
(SLAM!!)
Did I just hear a door slam?
Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun. Not too concerned about money. Just fun. FUN!
...for some strange reason it feels like she was in here...What's this though? Is this a Chanel wallet?...
The Boss. 011-21-324-692-2413
...we all know who I need to talk to...
On today we now have...Please Enjoy!
(Click-Click...Click-Click....Click-Click...Click-Click)
"I just can't stand these heels sometimes. I know I paid like a Beverly Hills mortgage for these stilettos but still this is ridiculous."
(Whew-Whoo!! Mamacita!)
"Great now I got all these guys whistling at me now, you would think that they never seen a pair of puppies and a nice toosh before. I feel like I'm in Rio...Anyway, I'm not in tha mood for all this not tonight anyway...you know what I'm just gonna take of...Ah...these...Ah...that's better...these-shoes and barefoot it the rest of the way. I'm close to Ocean Drive anyway and...why do I see so much like garnet and gold being worn around my hot...No...Please say that these folks are here for this Orange Bowl thingy or..."
(F-S-U!...F-S-U!)
"I like need some sleep and I need some right now. Excuse me...excuse me...Like, thank you. It's ridiculous all you have to go through just to make it back to your room. This has been a rough last few days for tha girl. I almost don't know what to do. Before I go up to my suite, let me see if Yammi is in his room."
(Knock, Knock, Knock!)
'Oh, no I loves you my dumpling...Yes, I knows I'm incredible, I's knows zhis...Tell me this ladies...Can James Bonds ah....loves u better zhan zhis?!! I'll's be ah...right back...'
(Door Opens)
'Ah...Julia! I wasn't a expecting...'
"No small chit chat Yammi, we have to tal....who are they?"
'Well, ah...last night was a goods night. New Year's Eve in Miami...ah...Me Amo Miami!'
"I don't know what they're doing here and...is that a tiger chained to the end of the bed...post? Look, Yammi, I know you all were having some kind of Rolling Stones mixed with some Siegfried and Roy type of party going on in here. And if I wasn't tired, I would probably join in, but..."
'You's would??'
"No. But these Juicy Couture trinkets have got to go. We have business to talk about."
(Listen I'm not leaving until I get paid my 300...)
'Ah...McNuggets...Yes...You wanted 300 McNuggets from ah...Mickey D's. Zhe one on Alton Road is ah...24 Hours so I'll's take cares of-it. Ladies...Ladies...please, just wait in zhe other room and we'll even add extra sweet sauce zhis time. And please don't drag zhe bed sheets as you prance your naked body into zhe...(Slam!)...next room. Ah...Julia zhis better be goods, I flew zhem from Los Angeles just for zhis night so...'
"Please, they are just some chongas that you met while walking the streets last night. They couldn't get into Kaskade concert at the club, so u whispered something in French and wa-lah...naked girls everywhere."
'It wasn't ah..Kaskade, it was DJ Clue for your in-for-ma-shone. (said with four finger snaps) So...how did you's make it out of zhe Galaxia showroom?'
"I made a bee-line for it. He came in, and he smelled my perfume immediately and began to get suspicious. After he looked around his place, he had to go to the bathroom. I was a little nervous because I know that Austino always uses the bathroom in his place with the door open. But at this point I had no choice so I just ran. Being underneath his bed was too much for this gal. I haven't done anything like that since..."
'Since ah...grade school. Zhat's why I love you Brazilian women, always living on zhe edge.'
"You know what Yammi....this ain't the time."
'Where were you last ah...night?'
"Partying but that's a whole 'nother story. Um..."
'At least you's didn't leave zhat ah...purse that Galaxia bought for you on your two-week anniversary.'
"My purse!! Oh know!!!"
'Honey please don't tell me you...'
"Be calm...be calm...when was the last time I had it? Let's see, I went to see Pitbull...hung out at the Hyde Lounge..."
'Is zhat good? I heard after zhe Heat games that club be jump..'
"Shhh! Let me think. I think the last place I had it was..."
(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)
'We all know who zhat is don't we Miss Ju-lee-ah!'
"Yammi...Whatever...I've handled tougher things like when Becks was dating Vicki and caught me one night outside of Manchester. I can handle this..."
'Wait...you cheated on Austino Galaxia with David Beckh...?'
(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)
"NOT NOW YAMMI!! Ok...Hello?"
Hey, Angelica.
"Hi, babe! How are you doing? Happy New Year Hun!"
Whatever...I'm not into fun just on one day or year, it's about...never mind.
"I would think that you would be partied out for the holiday? All these single girls waiting for that kiss at Midnight, looking for a guy like you, what's wrong?"
Just don't feel up to it. Huh. I actually slept through most of the night except for the fireworks going on here in the beach area. I think they went off before 12 O'Clock really. But it is what it is. And today was just so...I got some air earlier today. Went for a long walk all around South Beach, it's a great place to just get some early morning air you know.
"I know."
I came back and been basically bumming around. Reading this Agassi book, watching DVD's, and I think I found a new favorite TV show called Mystery Diners . I'm not sure if it's staged or not, but the service that you can get from some of these restaurants are just horrible.
"I knooow! I remember you saying that you won't ever eat at a Ruby...what was it?"
Tuesday.
"Yeah...you said you won't ever eat there again because of some waitress girl like talking about some gang talk or something. Like totally un-professional, u know."
Well, that wasn't the real reason. She did act Ghe-To-Tha-To, but I can handle that. I like a little gangsta in my girls, that's why I dated you.
"Aw...thanx."
But the service was bad, and my sandwich was like cold as a cut sandwich so never again.
"He-He!"
What's so funny?
"No, it's just that I like it when you play on words, babe. It makes me giggle. He-He! He-He!"
Listen. We gotta talk.
"Oh..Kay?"
I came back from a trip and I notic...
"Oh, how was it?"
Not now...I noticed some intriguing stuff in my place.
"How so?"
Well, first off...I immediately smelled a scent of perfume that only you wear. It was all over my showroom. Everywhere except the usual place I used to smell it.
"Where was that?"
The bed.
"So...you smelled the scent of my perfume, maybe a neighbor may have been walking by. Or even...you know, you told me that Maria, your land lady has a key to you place, maybe she checked things out, and before she went in, decided to spray on some good good...yeah, that's what happened. She was probably checking to make sure everything was alright."
Really. Well...I was chilling and I noticed this purple Chanel handbag purse that approximately cost $3,295 and 37 cents was sitting on my white sheets of my bed.
"For real."
Yeah. And what's even more intriguing is that you're the only person who has this bag cuz I special ordered it for you.
"Well I..."
Don't you even try to deny this. This isn't a episode of Cheaters...To make matters worse I pick it up and see a business card from "The Boss"? With a number...and then some photos of me and you fall out.
(Silence.)
Explain.
"Surprise!! I wanted to surprise you for New Year's I thought that it could just be like old times again and..."
How come whenever I find happiness, you always try to come back into the fold. Huh? I'm just so tired of these girls I'm interested in having this "I want you...I don't want you...I want nobody else to want you attitude" where it's like we're done, but u still wanna hold on as well. I don't get it. I really don't. I've moved on.
"But do you remember New Year's last year when we were in Mexico...and how we just laid on the sand...and how I gave you a private..."
That was good, I remember vividly. I mean Everytime I hear Santana's 'Smooth' I think about your private show. But I have to move on. The past is now my past. I'm just livin' and even though your attractive and every guy wants to be with you, I'm not sure if I can go down that avenue again. Especially after you...
"IT WAS A MISTAKE OK! IT WAS ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT AND...(Sniff, Sniff)...you're holding it against me for the rest of my life." (Sniff)
Whatever. So I take it you're still in Miami, right. And who's this 'Boss' fellow. Is he your new boyfriend or what not?
"No...he's just an associate. Somebody I know. That's all."
And pictures of us and me from a few days ago? I mean it's like you've been spying on me or something.
(Silence)
Ok. Since you're still in my town...we need to talk. Here's tha deal. I wanna meet you right now...
"But I gotta..."
No excuses. Meet me outside of Prime 112 later tonight around 1am. And we'll go for a walk down to South Pointe Park. You better be there or it's really over. U got it.
"Whatever...I'll be there."
You betta.
(Click)
'Are you's ah...ok, Julia.'
"Not really. But does it even matter anymore."
'It ah...actually does because ah..Ginger, Peaches and ah...Bubbles have been in zhe other room during zhis Days of Our Lives mo-ment, and I'm holding Ginger's ah...brazier so I would like to get back to...'
"Whatever makes you happy Yammi. I gotta go get ready to meet my...so called 'Ex'."
'Hey...Make him want you.'
"Wha...?"
'Ah...Make him want you. Make him want you like never before. Plus, get some info on hims...I need to shows zhe boss that I've been work, and not just play.'
"I will."
(Door Shuts...Click.)
"I'm gonna make Austino want me like never before. Plus, I'm gonna make him spill out his every feeling he has for me and whatever else is on his mind. He thinks he's so Samson strong...But he can't resist me, he can't. I guess it's time to play the Deliah role. He says he's moved on from his past...Well he's gonna have to show me."
"Or better yet, I'm going to show him."
A.G.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Assignment: Tha Showroom
Previously on The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia...Click Here.
And now, the return episode...Please Enjoy:
Oh, it feels so good to be back home. Just to be able to open up my showroom and just relax, you know. Let me get my keys out, and pop this lock...
(Click, Click!)
What tha...? The door is open...I know I left it locked when I left. "He-llooo?!! He-llooo?!!" Seems like somebody's been in here. What's that smell? (Sniff, Sniff) It smells like this perfume that I love. So baby powder-ish. I only know one person who smells like that....Miss Julia Angelica Gutierrez. I don't even wanna go there on today. Seems like she always creeps back into my picture whenever I tell her it's over. Oh well. Let me just cut the TV on, I'm gonna just relax and watch this HBO Documentary titled 'About Face' which talks about supermodels after the fame, I love hearing from beautiful women who's been through life and how much wisdom they've obtained from living it up so to speak. It's just so refreshing to see sexiness matured, I don't see it too often anymore, so...Let me use the bathroom first.
Boy, sometimes the most peaceful times in our busy life come when I'm just about booty naked on this toliet. I might need to install a phone in here. That way I can call up these...
(SLAM!!)
Did I just hear a door slam? That's kind of weird. Somebody just leave? But how could they if...never mind. It must've been from the apartment next door. All these new people moving into the building. This guy earlier today asking where to throw away the regular trash. He sounded like he was from like Britain or somewhere with a Brooklyn Nets hat on. Interesting.
(Flush!)
Oh, the sound of victory. Ha Ha! Let me wash my hands. Finally to sit down. Man, look at this place. Just to sit down. Boy, I got a unique life. Just thinking about all that has happened to me recently. Or the craziness I have seen. Huh. I saw a Dr. Dre aftermath of a robbery off of Biscayne Blvd. I say that because I was driving like on 90 something and Biscayne and all of a sudden this guy decided to play Frogger and run in between cars while the light was green. He was running free like a pair of Nike kicks like he wasn't afraid to die. I hadn't seen anything like that since well...I've never seen anything like that except on an episode of like World's Most Amazing Videos or something. This other driver to my left stopped arruptly as well, and gave a look like "Are they filming a movie down here?" I then looked to my right and this gentleman was trotting after the guy, and had that look of "Stop him!" on his face as this guy was running rampant through busy traffic. Just wild.
I love how this Marisa Berenson woman is talking about life and her outlook on the modeling industry and stuff. Just so...anyway. She is attractive like RIGHT NOW at like 65. Oh, if people could really know how I define beauty. I think...didn't I write about that in our diary some time ago? You're never too old to rock 'n' roll! Believe u me on that...So much wild stuff...Great to see tha family over the Holidays. Talking to everybody, chit chatting. Coming back home I got stuck in Louisville, Kentucky. That was like...wild. There was some snow in the area, so the flights were all jacked up in this small airport. I wish I was in a clear port that way I could have been in and out like the burger joint. But instead of getting the White Castle treatment I got the Steak 'n Shake make it fresh delay. I got all that I could ask for, and some extra mayo which could have been kept during this fiasco. The only thing that kept me sane was listening to some great music on my headphones and admiring glasses on this wo....I won't go there either.
But through my headphones i could hear these two men and woman jibber jabbering like we was fishing on the Mississippi River. Talking so loud dude...the whole airport could hear them talking about shooting at people in their front yards and junk. I've seen a lot, but I promise you this was from one of those lost episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. In that heavy southern accent that you only hear on the glory days of the Cops TV show. Those shows from the 80s. These folks were carrying on, and next thing I know the woman says in referencing her ex-boyfriend, "He's a Yankee." Now at first I'm thinking she's talking about A-Rod or Jeter or by how she was dressed she might've been talking about heck, Babe Ruth! But then it she said it so slick and Pina Colada smooth that she meant he was a Northerner. Like in a Civil War sense. I thought the war was over. I mean IPhones are now on Verizon...T.I. and Jigga are on the same tracks...they sold FUBU down here in the Dirty South...Heck, they even let Lebron come down here to tha MIA, I wonder what Lincoln would've done if he hadda lived through "The Decision."...'A friend is somebody who has the same enemies as you have.' Ha ha! That's a good one...speaking of which, I gotta write down some of these quotes from these sexy ladies, let me see:
"You have 2 like who you are."
"Who knows one is living history, when one is just living it."
"The most beautiful thing is...Confidence."
"The key to beauty...Always educate yourself...Always learning something new...Always doing something new...Have something 2 talk about...that's how one ages beautifully."
That's some good stuff. But yeah, it's been wild! I look around our place, and all this stuff! We've been blessed by no comparison. I got like 20 more CD albums to listen to. It's off the Bilboard charts...literally. Then all these books, wow! My boy big Carlos hooked me up with this book by Pharrell Williams, which I didn't even know was out. Much luv to him, I love that Neptunes sound so much. It's our personality, it's our style, it's so...Galaxia! Out of space...I remember this song, 'Maybe', by N.E.R.D their alter-ego...describes so many of our "normal" love episode. A girl rockin' Abercrombie...huh. Anyways, we got to find a place to put everything. NwO DVD's from our bro. Those were the days of wrestling....LCD alarm clocks...been a crazy few days.
That was a cool girl that we walked with to her apartment building on today. I just knew she couldn't carried all that by herself. Getting ready for that birthday party for her daughter. To be 8 years old again. She lives like right behind us on Michigan Avenue. She's a Julia Roberts. People are probably tired of me talking about my life and all the meetings I have with people I don't know. But it's such a movie...the other day I was driving down on Sunset, and as I was listening to Taylor Dayne or somebody, I don't remember who was in the CD player at the time. But I was driving and this car came next to us on our right and it was a seemingly mother and her daughter asking for directions to the 'Sunset Mall' or The Shops at Sunset Place. As we were talking via the wind in traffic I thought briefly "That's kind of hard to give considering the location". Almost like asking somebody how to drive to the Eiffel Tower while you're in Mexico City! But we just yelled over to them to 'follow me' like the leader in Simon Says and I'll show them where it is. They agreed. And we bob'd and weeve'd through the turns of the ghetto of South Miami, we made it onto US-1 and I threw my left hand out the window and pointed over to the mall on the left, and they both waved out the window several times and made the turn into it. Just interesting who we pass...
I haven't written in our diary in awhile. I'm different. Life has changed in so many ways. Should I continue to write? I think now, I'm just going to write so straight up that it's going to blow people's minds. So many good things are and are about to happen to us...I used to write and just say, "Hold on" like En Vogue, and everything will work itself out. Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun. Not too concerned about money. Just fun. FUN! Our social life is amazing...we're coming upon the most beautiful people around. The other day I was thinking how boring some of these girls we've met seem. I shouldn't be thinking about this right, I know I can't write anything like this, but it can be like who can really get my juices flowing. It's sometimes like when u've tasted the best cake, it's so good, and addictive, that you want another one. But u don't wanna go through the process of adding the flour and sugar and eggs. Just let me get tha finished product with the white froasting and sprinkles on top. Well, sometimes it's chocolate frosting or vanilla frosting depending on our mood for the week. That's how we felt, we just want a taste, it doesn't matter how many candles are on top, just...
I know others have experienced the same things. This is a big Packers/Vikings game today. I shouldn't be talking so myself so, since I just came in not too long ago, but u wonder why u've seen so much. Yeah, yeah...u like such and such...yawn!...u think that music is cool...yeah, whatever. Now our thinking is, "I've seen it all, but I've haven't seen everything." Now we feel like...once u've been through every step and haven't skipped anything, u feel...ready. Ok, u don't wanna be with me, whatever. I applied for this job, and they rejected me even after 4 interviews, so what. Now I'm better than ever, and now what happens when u really see how we do things. It's like a guy who's been hitting on his so called girl. Beating her up and junk, and the girl goes and get's hi-karate lessons. She's able to defend herself and all of a sudden it's like, 'What's up now?' I can't write all these thoughts down, but I gotta make it real u know.
Others have gone through a similar path, and many will soon as follows. I'm feeling so good. A new era has dawned, and it has nothing to do with this new year and resolutions and stuff. No, I just feel right and primed for something big. One thing about being forced to be patient or being forced to have to endure when u think u shouldn't is that the timing becomes so perfect in so many ways. One thing I've learned about ourself is that we're a person who gets better as time goes on. When people may get tired or stagnate, that's when we are actually just beginning. That's probably why we aren't married yet. If I had of met the one, say 5 years ago or during high school, I might have gotten tired or bored which isn't healthy for a relationship. Now, that we've experienced things not too many can even dream or nightmare about, I can share the fun in so many different ways. While some may fizzle out at this age, we're just getting rolling. That's not cockiness, but just knowing that God works in mysterious ways, and to share that sometimes when u don't get what or WHO you want, those experiences are actually building toward something and someone better.
That documentary on those Supermodels just further reinforced our desire to be around people who get better with time. And not stop developing as a person, or stop taking care of themselves physically just because they caught the "Big Fish" girl, or got the gig they've always wanted. There's always another level of living. Always...
I just wish, as I'm watching this game, that I could put all these feelings into some words. But I now know that time for bragging and boasting is over. Our life and lifestyle is gonna speak for us. You just know it's going to be something never experienced or seen before. We're gonna show 'em....we're gonna really show 'em...and hopefully our diary and entries of the past will show as an example that there are stages to fun and love, and u can't skip a one. We haven't and now it's on.
This scent though is flowing all through this joint ...It reminds me so much of Julia. I know she's in Brazil right now, I wonder if she still thinks about us. She's so physically attractive that u wonder if u're gonna ever meet anybody as beautiful as she is. I mean her middle name is Angelica. She is an angel. Will I ever get the feeling I had when I was with her. Huh...I think I'm primed for something better. Sometimes u just have to let tha past be. And simply move on...move on. But for some strange reason it feels like she was in here. Her presence u know...Whatever...What's this though? Is this a Chanel wallet? I didn't notice this before...Purple? I know u gotta special order that color, cuz I bought one for...and only one person I know has that col...
(Click.)
Wow. Am I even surprised? But how did she get inside...?
(Splat!)
Oops, all this stuff fell out...What does this business card say?
The Boss. 011-21-324-692-2413
Huh. Interesting...And all these photos...it's of me and Julia. Together. Wha..? And a picture of me, like a few days ago. What's really going on in here? I need some answers...fast.
And we all know who I need to talk to.
I guess our life is turning into a movie huh?!!
Here we go...again.
And now, the return episode...Please Enjoy:
Oh, it feels so good to be back home. Just to be able to open up my showroom and just relax, you know. Let me get my keys out, and pop this lock...
(Click, Click!)
What tha...? The door is open...I know I left it locked when I left. "He-llooo?!! He-llooo?!!" Seems like somebody's been in here. What's that smell? (Sniff, Sniff) It smells like this perfume that I love. So baby powder-ish. I only know one person who smells like that....Miss Julia Angelica Gutierrez. I don't even wanna go there on today. Seems like she always creeps back into my picture whenever I tell her it's over. Oh well. Let me just cut the TV on, I'm gonna just relax and watch this HBO Documentary titled 'About Face' which talks about supermodels after the fame, I love hearing from beautiful women who's been through life and how much wisdom they've obtained from living it up so to speak. It's just so refreshing to see sexiness matured, I don't see it too often anymore, so...Let me use the bathroom first.
Boy, sometimes the most peaceful times in our busy life come when I'm just about booty naked on this toliet. I might need to install a phone in here. That way I can call up these...
(SLAM!!)
Did I just hear a door slam? That's kind of weird. Somebody just leave? But how could they if...never mind. It must've been from the apartment next door. All these new people moving into the building. This guy earlier today asking where to throw away the regular trash. He sounded like he was from like Britain or somewhere with a Brooklyn Nets hat on. Interesting.
(Flush!)
Oh, the sound of victory. Ha Ha! Let me wash my hands. Finally to sit down. Man, look at this place. Just to sit down. Boy, I got a unique life. Just thinking about all that has happened to me recently. Or the craziness I have seen. Huh. I saw a Dr. Dre aftermath of a robbery off of Biscayne Blvd. I say that because I was driving like on 90 something and Biscayne and all of a sudden this guy decided to play Frogger and run in between cars while the light was green. He was running free like a pair of Nike kicks like he wasn't afraid to die. I hadn't seen anything like that since well...I've never seen anything like that except on an episode of like World's Most Amazing Videos or something. This other driver to my left stopped arruptly as well, and gave a look like "Are they filming a movie down here?" I then looked to my right and this gentleman was trotting after the guy, and had that look of "Stop him!" on his face as this guy was running rampant through busy traffic. Just wild.
I love how this Marisa Berenson woman is talking about life and her outlook on the modeling industry and stuff. Just so...anyway. She is attractive like RIGHT NOW at like 65. Oh, if people could really know how I define beauty. I think...didn't I write about that in our diary some time ago? You're never too old to rock 'n' roll! Believe u me on that...So much wild stuff...Great to see tha family over the Holidays. Talking to everybody, chit chatting. Coming back home I got stuck in Louisville, Kentucky. That was like...wild. There was some snow in the area, so the flights were all jacked up in this small airport. I wish I was in a clear port that way I could have been in and out like the burger joint. But instead of getting the White Castle treatment I got the Steak 'n Shake make it fresh delay. I got all that I could ask for, and some extra mayo which could have been kept during this fiasco. The only thing that kept me sane was listening to some great music on my headphones and admiring glasses on this wo....I won't go there either.
But through my headphones i could hear these two men and woman jibber jabbering like we was fishing on the Mississippi River. Talking so loud dude...the whole airport could hear them talking about shooting at people in their front yards and junk. I've seen a lot, but I promise you this was from one of those lost episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. In that heavy southern accent that you only hear on the glory days of the Cops TV show. Those shows from the 80s. These folks were carrying on, and next thing I know the woman says in referencing her ex-boyfriend, "He's a Yankee." Now at first I'm thinking she's talking about A-Rod or Jeter or by how she was dressed she might've been talking about heck, Babe Ruth! But then it she said it so slick and Pina Colada smooth that she meant he was a Northerner. Like in a Civil War sense. I thought the war was over. I mean IPhones are now on Verizon...T.I. and Jigga are on the same tracks...they sold FUBU down here in the Dirty South...Heck, they even let Lebron come down here to tha MIA, I wonder what Lincoln would've done if he hadda lived through "The Decision."...'A friend is somebody who has the same enemies as you have.' Ha ha! That's a good one...speaking of which, I gotta write down some of these quotes from these sexy ladies, let me see:
"You have 2 like who you are."
"Who knows one is living history, when one is just living it."
"The most beautiful thing is...Confidence."
"The key to beauty...Always educate yourself...Always learning something new...Always doing something new...Have something 2 talk about...that's how one ages beautifully."
That's some good stuff. But yeah, it's been wild! I look around our place, and all this stuff! We've been blessed by no comparison. I got like 20 more CD albums to listen to. It's off the Bilboard charts...literally. Then all these books, wow! My boy big Carlos hooked me up with this book by Pharrell Williams, which I didn't even know was out. Much luv to him, I love that Neptunes sound so much. It's our personality, it's our style, it's so...Galaxia! Out of space...I remember this song, 'Maybe', by N.E.R.D their alter-ego...describes so many of our "normal" love episode. A girl rockin' Abercrombie...huh. Anyways, we got to find a place to put everything. NwO DVD's from our bro. Those were the days of wrestling....LCD alarm clocks...been a crazy few days.
That was a cool girl that we walked with to her apartment building on today. I just knew she couldn't carried all that by herself. Getting ready for that birthday party for her daughter. To be 8 years old again. She lives like right behind us on Michigan Avenue. She's a Julia Roberts. People are probably tired of me talking about my life and all the meetings I have with people I don't know. But it's such a movie...the other day I was driving down on Sunset, and as I was listening to Taylor Dayne or somebody, I don't remember who was in the CD player at the time. But I was driving and this car came next to us on our right and it was a seemingly mother and her daughter asking for directions to the 'Sunset Mall' or The Shops at Sunset Place. As we were talking via the wind in traffic I thought briefly "That's kind of hard to give considering the location". Almost like asking somebody how to drive to the Eiffel Tower while you're in Mexico City! But we just yelled over to them to 'follow me' like the leader in Simon Says and I'll show them where it is. They agreed. And we bob'd and weeve'd through the turns of the ghetto of South Miami, we made it onto US-1 and I threw my left hand out the window and pointed over to the mall on the left, and they both waved out the window several times and made the turn into it. Just interesting who we pass...
I haven't written in our diary in awhile. I'm different. Life has changed in so many ways. Should I continue to write? I think now, I'm just going to write so straight up that it's going to blow people's minds. So many good things are and are about to happen to us...I used to write and just say, "Hold on" like En Vogue, and everything will work itself out. Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun. Not too concerned about money. Just fun. FUN! Our social life is amazing...we're coming upon the most beautiful people around. The other day I was thinking how boring some of these girls we've met seem. I shouldn't be thinking about this right, I know I can't write anything like this, but it can be like who can really get my juices flowing. It's sometimes like when u've tasted the best cake, it's so good, and addictive, that you want another one. But u don't wanna go through the process of adding the flour and sugar and eggs. Just let me get tha finished product with the white froasting and sprinkles on top. Well, sometimes it's chocolate frosting or vanilla frosting depending on our mood for the week. That's how we felt, we just want a taste, it doesn't matter how many candles are on top, just...
I know others have experienced the same things. This is a big Packers/Vikings game today. I shouldn't be talking so myself so, since I just came in not too long ago, but u wonder why u've seen so much. Yeah, yeah...u like such and such...yawn!...u think that music is cool...yeah, whatever. Now our thinking is, "I've seen it all, but I've haven't seen everything." Now we feel like...once u've been through every step and haven't skipped anything, u feel...ready. Ok, u don't wanna be with me, whatever. I applied for this job, and they rejected me even after 4 interviews, so what. Now I'm better than ever, and now what happens when u really see how we do things. It's like a guy who's been hitting on his so called girl. Beating her up and junk, and the girl goes and get's hi-karate lessons. She's able to defend herself and all of a sudden it's like, 'What's up now?' I can't write all these thoughts down, but I gotta make it real u know.
Others have gone through a similar path, and many will soon as follows. I'm feeling so good. A new era has dawned, and it has nothing to do with this new year and resolutions and stuff. No, I just feel right and primed for something big. One thing about being forced to be patient or being forced to have to endure when u think u shouldn't is that the timing becomes so perfect in so many ways. One thing I've learned about ourself is that we're a person who gets better as time goes on. When people may get tired or stagnate, that's when we are actually just beginning. That's probably why we aren't married yet. If I had of met the one, say 5 years ago or during high school, I might have gotten tired or bored which isn't healthy for a relationship. Now, that we've experienced things not too many can even dream or nightmare about, I can share the fun in so many different ways. While some may fizzle out at this age, we're just getting rolling. That's not cockiness, but just knowing that God works in mysterious ways, and to share that sometimes when u don't get what or WHO you want, those experiences are actually building toward something and someone better.
That documentary on those Supermodels just further reinforced our desire to be around people who get better with time. And not stop developing as a person, or stop taking care of themselves physically just because they caught the "Big Fish" girl, or got the gig they've always wanted. There's always another level of living. Always...
I just wish, as I'm watching this game, that I could put all these feelings into some words. But I now know that time for bragging and boasting is over. Our life and lifestyle is gonna speak for us. You just know it's going to be something never experienced or seen before. We're gonna show 'em....we're gonna really show 'em...and hopefully our diary and entries of the past will show as an example that there are stages to fun and love, and u can't skip a one. We haven't and now it's on.
This scent though is flowing all through this joint ...It reminds me so much of Julia. I know she's in Brazil right now, I wonder if she still thinks about us. She's so physically attractive that u wonder if u're gonna ever meet anybody as beautiful as she is. I mean her middle name is Angelica. She is an angel. Will I ever get the feeling I had when I was with her. Huh...I think I'm primed for something better. Sometimes u just have to let tha past be. And simply move on...move on. But for some strange reason it feels like she was in here. Her presence u know...Whatever...What's this though? Is this a Chanel wallet? I didn't notice this before...Purple? I know u gotta special order that color, cuz I bought one for...and only one person I know has that col...
(Click.)
Wow. Am I even surprised? But how did she get inside...?
(Splat!)
Oops, all this stuff fell out...What does this business card say?
The Boss. 011-21-324-692-2413
Huh. Interesting...And all these photos...it's of me and Julia. Together. Wha..? And a picture of me, like a few days ago. What's really going on in here? I need some answers...fast.
And we all know who I need to talk to.
I guess our life is turning into a movie huh?!!
Here we go...again.
A.G.
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Assignment: Holiday Break
A new episode of The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia will premiere on Sunday, December 30th.
Happy Holidays,
Austino.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Assignment: The Stake Out.
Previously on The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia...we had a special guest...
And now today's newest episode...Enjoy!
"We've been in this Aston now for 3 hours and he hasn't come out yet. Are you sure that ur source told him that he was gonna be leaving, I mean any time soon? I mean Yammi...seriously?"
'Ah...me Julia. Be ah...pay-sent. Zhis Galaxia will be out in a few minutes.'
"Yammi, I've missed my spa appointment and my Yoga class, and if he doesn't come out in a few, I promise you I have to go and get ready for tonight."
'You's saids...Ah.."Tonight?"'
"Duh?! My girl from Sao Paulo is flying in this afternoon. And we're gonna hit up tha town and interact a little bit."
'U South American girls...Canadian girls are so much ah...simple. Fireplace with a fire. Ah...marsh...mellows. Hot cho-ko-let...But you...No...No....No...Party. Louis Vuitton. Party. Beach. Party. U knows...life is much a mores.'
"Yammi, u sure think u know a lot about us mamacitas, have you ever dated one?"
'Que? 1998. Ah...I was in Puerto Rico doing a jobs for a client. Me never forget her. Her names was ah....Ginger Ale.'
"Like tha drink."
'Believe u ah...Julia. Just like. But better. She approached me around a Midnite. A beautiful dancer.'
"And...."
'I don'ts like to talks about zhis but...she tolds me zhat she wanted me to...to....'
"To do what Yammi? Spit it out!"
'She wanted me to lick her on zhe tip of her...nose. Like some kind of...she said she saw it on a novela once and ever since then ah...it's her thang.'
"But ur supposed to be a playboy right? So what did u do?"
'Oh...I did zhe deed!...but after she caught a cold, and when she was ah...sicky. She would still ask me to do it, on how it would make her feel ah bet-ter. But I don't do sniffles. Maybe a cougher, although zhat's a little awkward to be ah...having someone ah...coughing during...'
"Ok. Too much. Too much. Your nuts...(Ha ha!). Yammi, don't you wish love was simple."
'Yeah. Galaxia once wrote about zhat very thang...it's part of zhe jour-ney.'
"I just wish...wait...wait. There he is. Oh...he got new glasses huh. He didn't have those when were..."
'Ah...Playing naked footsy.'
"Ok...A little mohawk...Blue v-neck tee....white and green shorts...I bought him those Creative Rec's he's wearing. But he's not wearing no wrist bracelets."
'Ah...somebody told him not to wear them anymore. It happened right before he ah..voted.'
"Whatever. Alright. He's gone. U ready to go up in here to see what's poppin' pimp?!"
'Ju-lee-ah....I thought u were's a lady. U sound likes zhe west side of Vancouver....I likes...I likes...I remember zhis South African beauty who showed me her tat....'
"Later, Yammi. Let's go inside zhis place and see what he's been up to."
(Car Doors Slam!)
'Ah....me ice picks in zhe car.'
"No need. I still have a key."
'Whah...'
"I used to spend the night all the time when I was in town. After those nights riding on his Vespa...look it's still here. Needs some cleaning though...but after those late nights on the town. He would wake up early to do his thang, and told me to lock up after I left....Who's this guy sitting on the bench?"
'No idea Julia.'
"Alright...Apt. 4. Let's crack this bad boy open...Wow! If this doesn't bring back some memories."
'I just broke in...I means...I...it's not my first time.'
"Let's see. Books of course. Andre Agassi. Austino loved him. That was his favorite tennis player. I know this is a good book."
'I don't like him.'
"Why Yammi?"
'Well...one time...'
"Here we go..."
'No...No...one time during zhe US Open in New York...I was chatting it up with ah...Steffi Graf asking her zhe conversation about zhe beauty of German women, VW's and of course I asked her...What's...'
"...Your sign. I know...I know...so why do u hate Andre."
'He interrupted me. And zold me zhe was his wif-ee. And shoved me in zhe pro...cess. And NO ONE PUSHES ZHE GREAT YAMMI! So as I ran behinds him and...'
"And he has a book by R. Kelly. That's a name...Soulacoaster. Huh."
'I ah...pushed him back. And zhe mayor Giuliani or was it ah...Bloomberg? Anyhows, An-dre Ag-a-ssi knocked over his cup of Zinfandel, and next zhing's I know...'
"I remember when Galaxia used to light zhe candles and would put on zhat 'Bump 'n Grind'. We would talk all night and then...Oh, those were tha days."
'So zhis security guard who looked like a baby...ah...Vin Diesel. He tried to grab me...but I was a Mounty since zhe age of nine. Me more zhan a pretty face. ... So I hits Baby Vin with zhis ah...Billy Banks chop which...'
"YAMMI! SHUT UP AND GET OVER HERE!"
(Silence.)
"Look at this table."
'Julia...he's been ah...shopping. No wonder u dated for so long.'
"Lo que sea! Look at this stuff...a Burberry wallet regular price $265, but current price $19. Where he get this from? All these CDs....Angie Martinez...Craig David...Crystal Waters...The Rembrandts...Backstreet Boys..."
'Who are they?'
"I'm gonna ignore you on that. He always finding these deals, and by this pink shopping bag I know he got them from Out of The Closet off up the street here. And look at this receipt...all of these CDs were...one dollar."
'That's amazing...12 CDs for a dollar. I remember...u ah.. did u have Columbia House in Brazil?'
"How u think I got my Santana collection. I miss going bargain hunting with my Pooh."
'I'm just gonna hop on zhis com-pu-ter to see what Galaxia's been on.'
"Alright. Hey, Yammi. You may not even have to look. Here's some notes he took."
'On a back of a...ah...Capital One Bank envelope.'
"Hey, I gave him my number using the inside palm of his hand, ok. Anything is game with him."
'I do recalls ah...reading about zhat in his di-a-ree. Let me see....U got all zhese ah...nombres....Excercise is...King. Nutrition is Queen. Put them together u gets a kingdom? Huh?...'
"Let me see that. Laugh. Long life. Longevity. Who makes it happen. You. In touch with beauties and opprotunities of each life stage...Expanding Our Horizons. Stop worrying. Chapter's are close, that's that!"
'Oh no! I think Galaxia is about to kill himself. And try to go up in zhe atmosphere. He wants to be ah...comet! Don't do it Galaxia! I'm coming to save you...Don't do it!'
(Bam!)
"Now why did he go running out of here...let me see this thang...u know what. I got it. By the parentheses...how would you like to spell that huh...but it seems that he was watching some kind of movie called How To Live Forever. I actually heard about this. It talked about how to live life to the fullest and
interviewing some of our elders on their thoughts on life. Interesting. Galaxia always said that he never gets old. Calling himself "The Kid" and stuff. I think along the same line. I guess that's why we got along so well.
Everything about this place reminds me of those days of us sneaking around. I didn't need to hide much here in South Beach, cuz celebrities are everywhere. But just looking around...from this mini-camera. I can't believe he still has this. He always and still does have it planted right on the bed. Just ready for an "J" movie film to be produced. Huh...Empty bag of Chocolate Cranberry Crunch from Target, of course. I remember the other day him telling me about walking into the women's bathroom there. He says by mistake but...knowing his goofy self he probably did it on purpose.
Wow. Looks like he's finally got Wi-fi now in his place. He always talked about it. That's good for him. Christmas card from Billy and Amy. WHAT?! They got another baby? Camden. Where have I been for real. He loves his college friends so much. The Dynasty. Oh, if people could hear the stories he's told me about his days living in "the party dorm" of Olson. People just don't know how much fun he's had...
Look at this. A notebook filled with stuff from his diary. Oh, this is special. It has a list of every single person he asked to participate when he first got started. All these names. Wonder why nobody did. I guess it was meant for him to do it from a personal perspective. It worked out well...very well. This is wild. It has every music playlist he's ever done. These are so good. He should be a DJ for real. A list for the Top 100 Sexy Bea...Oh, yeah. I saw this. It was on Fuse TV the other day. He's writing down all 100? I bet he can't guess what's number one though? I know...Ha ha! Here's another list. Oh my. Bank. Restaurants. Art Basel. Heat Games. Apple Iphone. He's getting ready for next year. Incognito and Sheila E. in New York City...Yep. He's never been to New York, always talking about LA this, LA that....I think he'll like it. Other girls have told him this too. Whatever.
I miss these days and nights in here. Laying in his bed with nothing but my Fredrick's of Hollywood's on. Just the bottoms, as he preferred. Me and him dancing in front of the TV trying to perfect dance moves from music videos...Him holding his basketball all the time. I told him to have it in his hands when he does those videos for his diary cuz I knew it would make him more comfy. Just so much. Maybe I should try to make it work again. I think we look so good together. So sexy. He says it doesn't matter how u look with somebody, but I know it does. After all he's been through. He wants nothing but the best. I fit. Why did we have to breaku..."
(Beep-Beep!)
"What's this? A Text from Yammi:"
He's cuming...Right Now.
"Son of a... Where can I hide in this place? Bed...Too small for me, I told him girls like me need some....Kitchen, he'll see me...He really stocked up on those Del Monte veggies. They must've been on sale. Still No Salt Added...Oh...Where?...Where?...."
(Click, Click!)
"Fudge."
"
'
And now today's newest episode...Enjoy!
"We've been in this Aston now for 3 hours and he hasn't come out yet. Are you sure that ur source told him that he was gonna be leaving, I mean any time soon? I mean Yammi...seriously?"
'Ah...me Julia. Be ah...pay-sent. Zhis Galaxia will be out in a few minutes.'
"Yammi, I've missed my spa appointment and my Yoga class, and if he doesn't come out in a few, I promise you I have to go and get ready for tonight."
'You's saids...Ah.."Tonight?"'
"Duh?! My girl from Sao Paulo is flying in this afternoon. And we're gonna hit up tha town and interact a little bit."
'U South American girls...Canadian girls are so much ah...simple. Fireplace with a fire. Ah...marsh...mellows. Hot cho-ko-let...But you...No...No....No...Party. Louis Vuitton. Party. Beach. Party. U knows...life is much a mores.'
"Yammi, u sure think u know a lot about us mamacitas, have you ever dated one?"
'Que? 1998. Ah...I was in Puerto Rico doing a jobs for a client. Me never forget her. Her names was ah....Ginger Ale.'
"Like tha drink."
'Believe u ah...Julia. Just like. But better. She approached me around a Midnite. A beautiful dancer.'
"And...."
'I don'ts like to talks about zhis but...she tolds me zhat she wanted me to...to....'
"To do what Yammi? Spit it out!"
'She wanted me to lick her on zhe tip of her...nose. Like some kind of...she said she saw it on a novela once and ever since then ah...it's her thang.'
"But ur supposed to be a playboy right? So what did u do?"
'Oh...I did zhe deed!...but after she caught a cold, and when she was ah...sicky. She would still ask me to do it, on how it would make her feel ah bet-ter. But I don't do sniffles. Maybe a cougher, although zhat's a little awkward to be ah...having someone ah...coughing during...'
"Ok. Too much. Too much. Your nuts...(Ha ha!). Yammi, don't you wish love was simple."
'Yeah. Galaxia once wrote about zhat very thang...it's part of zhe jour-ney.'
"I just wish...wait...wait. There he is. Oh...he got new glasses huh. He didn't have those when were..."
'Ah...Playing naked footsy.'
"Ok...A little mohawk...Blue v-neck tee....white and green shorts...I bought him those Creative Rec's he's wearing. But he's not wearing no wrist bracelets."
'Ah...somebody told him not to wear them anymore. It happened right before he ah..voted.'
"Whatever. Alright. He's gone. U ready to go up in here to see what's poppin' pimp?!"
'Ju-lee-ah....I thought u were's a lady. U sound likes zhe west side of Vancouver....I likes...I likes...I remember zhis South African beauty who showed me her tat....'
"Later, Yammi. Let's go inside zhis place and see what he's been up to."
(Car Doors Slam!)
'Ah....me ice picks in zhe car.'
"No need. I still have a key."
'Whah...'
"I used to spend the night all the time when I was in town. After those nights riding on his Vespa...look it's still here. Needs some cleaning though...but after those late nights on the town. He would wake up early to do his thang, and told me to lock up after I left....Who's this guy sitting on the bench?"
'No idea Julia.'
"Alright...Apt. 4. Let's crack this bad boy open...Wow! If this doesn't bring back some memories."
'I just broke in...I means...I...it's not my first time.'
"Let's see. Books of course. Andre Agassi. Austino loved him. That was his favorite tennis player. I know this is a good book."
'I don't like him.'
"Why Yammi?"
'Well...one time...'
"Here we go..."
'No...No...one time during zhe US Open in New York...I was chatting it up with ah...Steffi Graf asking her zhe conversation about zhe beauty of German women, VW's and of course I asked her...What's...'
"...Your sign. I know...I know...so why do u hate Andre."
'He interrupted me. And zold me zhe was his wif-ee. And shoved me in zhe pro...cess. And NO ONE PUSHES ZHE GREAT YAMMI! So as I ran behinds him and...'
"And he has a book by R. Kelly. That's a name...Soulacoaster. Huh."
'I ah...pushed him back. And zhe mayor Giuliani or was it ah...Bloomberg? Anyhows, An-dre Ag-a-ssi knocked over his cup of Zinfandel, and next zhing's I know...'
"I remember when Galaxia used to light zhe candles and would put on zhat 'Bump 'n Grind'. We would talk all night and then...Oh, those were tha days."
'So zhis security guard who looked like a baby...ah...Vin Diesel. He tried to grab me...but I was a Mounty since zhe age of nine. Me more zhan a pretty face. ... So I hits Baby Vin with zhis ah...Billy Banks chop which...'
"YAMMI! SHUT UP AND GET OVER HERE!"
(Silence.)
"Look at this table."
'Julia...he's been ah...shopping. No wonder u dated for so long.'
"Lo que sea! Look at this stuff...a Burberry wallet regular price $265, but current price $19. Where he get this from? All these CDs....Angie Martinez...Craig David...Crystal Waters...The Rembrandts...Backstreet Boys..."
'Who are they?'
"I'm gonna ignore you on that. He always finding these deals, and by this pink shopping bag I know he got them from Out of The Closet off up the street here. And look at this receipt...all of these CDs were...one dollar."
'That's amazing...12 CDs for a dollar. I remember...u ah.. did u have Columbia House in Brazil?'
"How u think I got my Santana collection. I miss going bargain hunting with my Pooh."
'I'm just gonna hop on zhis com-pu-ter to see what Galaxia's been on.'
"Alright. Hey, Yammi. You may not even have to look. Here's some notes he took."
'On a back of a...ah...Capital One Bank envelope.'
"Hey, I gave him my number using the inside palm of his hand, ok. Anything is game with him."
'I do recalls ah...reading about zhat in his di-a-ree. Let me see....U got all zhese ah...nombres....Excercise is...King. Nutrition is Queen. Put them together u gets a kingdom? Huh?...'
"Let me see that. Laugh. Long life. Longevity. Who makes it happen. You. In touch with beauties and opprotunities of each life stage...Expanding Our Horizons. Stop worrying. Chapter's are close, that's that!"
'Oh no! I think Galaxia is about to kill himself. And try to go up in zhe atmosphere. He wants to be ah...comet! Don't do it Galaxia! I'm coming to save you...Don't do it!'
(Bam!)
"Now why did he go running out of here...let me see this thang...u know what. I got it. By the parentheses...how would you like to spell that huh...but it seems that he was watching some kind of movie called How To Live Forever. I actually heard about this. It talked about how to live life to the fullest and
interviewing some of our elders on their thoughts on life. Interesting. Galaxia always said that he never gets old. Calling himself "The Kid" and stuff. I think along the same line. I guess that's why we got along so well.
Everything about this place reminds me of those days of us sneaking around. I didn't need to hide much here in South Beach, cuz celebrities are everywhere. But just looking around...from this mini-camera. I can't believe he still has this. He always and still does have it planted right on the bed. Just ready for an "J" movie film to be produced. Huh...Empty bag of Chocolate Cranberry Crunch from Target, of course. I remember the other day him telling me about walking into the women's bathroom there. He says by mistake but...knowing his goofy self he probably did it on purpose.
Wow. Looks like he's finally got Wi-fi now in his place. He always talked about it. That's good for him. Christmas card from Billy and Amy. WHAT?! They got another baby? Camden. Where have I been for real. He loves his college friends so much. The Dynasty. Oh, if people could hear the stories he's told me about his days living in "the party dorm" of Olson. People just don't know how much fun he's had...
Look at this. A notebook filled with stuff from his diary. Oh, this is special. It has a list of every single person he asked to participate when he first got started. All these names. Wonder why nobody did. I guess it was meant for him to do it from a personal perspective. It worked out well...very well. This is wild. It has every music playlist he's ever done. These are so good. He should be a DJ for real. A list for the Top 100 Sexy Bea...Oh, yeah. I saw this. It was on Fuse TV the other day. He's writing down all 100? I bet he can't guess what's number one though? I know...Ha ha! Here's another list. Oh my. Bank. Restaurants. Art Basel. Heat Games. Apple Iphone. He's getting ready for next year. Incognito and Sheila E. in New York City...Yep. He's never been to New York, always talking about LA this, LA that....I think he'll like it. Other girls have told him this too. Whatever.
I miss these days and nights in here. Laying in his bed with nothing but my Fredrick's of Hollywood's on. Just the bottoms, as he preferred. Me and him dancing in front of the TV trying to perfect dance moves from music videos...Him holding his basketball all the time. I told him to have it in his hands when he does those videos for his diary cuz I knew it would make him more comfy. Just so much. Maybe I should try to make it work again. I think we look so good together. So sexy. He says it doesn't matter how u look with somebody, but I know it does. After all he's been through. He wants nothing but the best. I fit. Why did we have to breaku..."
(Beep-Beep!)
"What's this? A Text from Yammi:"
He's cuming...Right Now.
"Son of a... Where can I hide in this place? Bed...Too small for me, I told him girls like me need some....Kitchen, he'll see me...He really stocked up on those Del Monte veggies. They must've been on sale. Still No Salt Added...Oh...Where?...Where?...."
(Click, Click!)
"Fudge."
A.G.
"
'
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