Assignment: The Moment

And on the last episode of The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia....

(SLAM!!)

Did I just hear a door slam?

Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun.  Not too concerned about money.  Just fun.  FUN!

...for some strange reason it feels like she was in here...What's this though?  Is this a Chanel wallet?...

The Boss.  011-21-324-692-2413

...we all know who I need to talk to...


On today we now have...Please Enjoy!  





(Click-Click...Click-Click....Click-Click...Click-Click)

"I just can't stand these heels sometimes.  I know I paid like a Beverly Hills mortgage for these stilettos but still this is ridiculous."

(Whew-Whoo!!  Mamacita!)

"Great now I got all these guys whistling at me now, you would think that they never seen a pair of puppies and a nice toosh before.  I feel like I'm in Rio...Anyway, I'm not in tha mood for all this not tonight anyway...you know what I'm just gonna take of...Ah...these...Ah...that's better...these-shoes and barefoot it the rest of the way.  I'm close to Ocean Drive anyway and...why do I see so much like garnet and gold being worn around my hot...No...Please say that these folks are here for this Orange Bowl thingy or..."

(F-S-U!...F-S-U!)

"I like need some sleep and I need some right now.  Excuse me...excuse me...Like, thank you.  It's ridiculous all you have to go through just to make it back to your room.  This has been a rough last few days for tha girl.  I almost don't know what to do.  Before I go up to my suite, let me see if Yammi is in his room."

(Knock, Knock, Knock!)

'Oh, no I loves you my dumpling...Yes, I knows I'm incredible, I's knows zhis...Tell me this ladies...Can James Bonds ah....loves u better zhan zhis?!!  I'll's be ah...right back...'

(Door Opens)

'Ah...Julia!  I wasn't a expecting...'

"No small chit chat Yammi, we have to tal....who are they?"

'Well, ah...last night was a goods night.  New Year's Eve in Miami...ah...Me Amo Miami!'

"I don't know what they're doing here and...is that a tiger chained to the end of the bed...post?  Look, Yammi, I know you all were having some kind of Rolling Stones mixed with some Siegfried and Roy type of party going on in here.  And if I wasn't tired, I would probably join in, but..."

'You's would??'

"No.  But these Juicy Couture trinkets have got to go.  We have business to talk about."

(Listen I'm not leaving until I get paid my 300...)

'Ah...McNuggets...Yes...You wanted 300 McNuggets from ah...Mickey D's.  Zhe one on Alton Road is ah...24 Hours so I'll's take cares of-it.  Ladies...Ladies...please, just wait in zhe other room and we'll even add extra sweet sauce zhis time.  And please don't drag zhe bed sheets as you prance your naked body into zhe...(Slam!)...next room.  Ah...Julia zhis better be goods, I flew zhem from Los Angeles just for zhis night so...'

"Please, they are just some chongas that you met while walking the streets last night.  They couldn't get into Kaskade concert at the club, so u whispered something in French and wa-lah...naked girls everywhere."

'It wasn't ah..Kaskade, it was DJ Clue for your in-for-ma-shone.  (said with four finger snaps) So...how did you's make it out of zhe Galaxia showroom?'

"I made a bee-line for it.  He came in, and he smelled my perfume immediately and began to get suspicious.  After he looked around his place, he had to go to the bathroom.  I was a little nervous because I know that Austino always uses the bathroom in his place with the door open.  But at this point I had no choice so I just ran.  Being underneath his bed was too much for this gal.  I haven't done anything like that since..."

'Since ah...grade school.  Zhat's why I love you Brazilian women, always living on zhe edge.'

"You know what Yammi....this ain't the time."

'Where were you last ah...night?'

"Partying but that's a whole 'nother story.  Um..."

'At least you's didn't leave zhat ah...purse that Galaxia bought for you on your two-week anniversary.'

"My purse!!  Oh know!!!"

'Honey please don't tell me you...'

"Be calm...be calm...when was the last time I had it?  Let's see, I went to see Pitbull...hung out at the Hyde Lounge..."

'Is zhat good?  I heard after zhe Heat games that club be jump..'

"Shhh!  Let me think.  I think the last place I had it was..."

(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)

'We all know who zhat is don't we Miss Ju-lee-ah!'

"Yammi...Whatever...I've handled tougher things like when Becks was dating Vicki and caught me one night outside of Manchester.  I can handle this..."

'Wait...you cheated on Austino Galaxia with David Beckh...?'

(Don't talk...Baby just move with me...Take a...)

"NOT NOW YAMMI!!  Ok...Hello?"

Hey, Angelica.

"Hi, babe!  How are you doing?  Happy New Year Hun!"

Whatever...I'm not into fun just on one day or year, it's about...never mind.

"I would think that you would be partied out for the holiday?  All these single girls waiting for that kiss at Midnight, looking for a guy like you, what's wrong?"

Just don't feel up to it.  Huh.  I actually slept through most of the night except for the fireworks going on here in the beach area.  I think they went off before 12 O'Clock really.  But it is what it is.  And today was just so...I got some air earlier today.  Went for a long walk all around South Beach, it's a great place to just get some early morning air you know.

"I know."

I came back and been basically bumming around.  Reading this Agassi book, watching DVD's, and I think I found a new favorite TV show called Mystery Diners .  I'm not sure if it's staged or not, but the service that you can get from some of these restaurants are just horrible.

"I knooow!  I remember you saying that you won't ever eat at a Ruby...what was it?"

Tuesday.

"Yeah...you said you won't ever eat there again because of some waitress girl like talking about some gang talk or something.  Like totally un-professional, u know."

Well, that wasn't the real reason.  She did act Ghe-To-Tha-To, but I can handle that.  I like a little gangsta in my girls, that's why I dated you.

"Aw...thanx."

But the service was bad, and my sandwich was like cold as a cut sandwich so never again.

"He-He!"

What's so funny?

"No, it's just that I like it when you play on words, babe.  It makes me giggle.  He-He!  He-He!"

Listen.  We gotta talk.  

"Oh..Kay?"

I came back from a trip and I notic...

"Oh, how was it?"

Not now...I noticed some intriguing stuff in my place.

"How so?"

Well, first off...I immediately smelled a scent of perfume that only you wear.  It was all over my showroom.  Everywhere except the usual place I used to smell it.

"Where was that?"

The bed.

"So...you smelled the scent of my perfume, maybe a neighbor may have been walking by.  Or even...you know, you told me that Maria, your land lady has a key to you place, maybe she checked things out, and before she went in, decided to spray on some good good...yeah, that's what happened.  She was probably checking to make sure everything was alright."

Really.  Well...I was chilling and I noticed this purple Chanel handbag purse that approximately cost $3,295 and 37 cents was sitting on my white sheets of my bed.

"For real."

Yeah.  And what's even more intriguing is that you're the only person who has this bag cuz I special ordered it for you.

"Well I..."

Don't you even try to deny this.  This isn't a episode of Cheaters...To make matters worse I pick it up and see a business card from "The Boss"?  With a number...and then some photos of me and you fall out.  

(Silence.)

Explain.

"Surprise!!  I wanted to surprise you for New Year's I thought that it could just be like old times again and..."

How come whenever I find happiness, you always try to come back into the fold.  Huh?  I'm just so tired of these girls I'm interested in having this "I want you...I don't want you...I want nobody else to want you attitude" where it's like we're done, but u still wanna hold on as well. I don't get it.  I really don't.  I've moved on.

"But do you remember New Year's last year when we were in Mexico...and how we just laid on the sand...and how I gave you a private..."

That was good, I remember vividly. I mean Everytime I hear Santana's 'Smooth' I think about your private show.  But I have to move on.  The past is now my past.  I'm just livin' and even though your attractive and every guy wants to be with you, I'm not sure if I can go down that avenue again.  Especially after you...

"IT WAS A MISTAKE OK!  IT WAS ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT AND...(Sniff, Sniff)...you're holding it against me for the rest of my life." (Sniff)

Whatever.  So I take it you're still in Miami, right.  And who's this 'Boss' fellow.  Is he your new boyfriend or what not?

"No...he's just an associate.  Somebody I know.  That's all."

And pictures of us and me from a few days ago?  I mean it's like you've been spying on me or something.

(Silence)

Ok.  Since you're still in my town...we need to talk.  Here's tha deal.  I wanna meet you right now...

"But I gotta..."

No excuses.  Meet me outside of Prime 112 later tonight around 1am.  And we'll go for a walk down to South Pointe Park.  You better be there or it's really over.  U got it.

"Whatever...I'll be there."

You betta.

(Click)

'Are you's ah...ok, Julia.'

"Not really.  But does it even matter anymore."

'It ah...actually does because ah..Ginger, Peaches and ah...Bubbles have been in zhe other room during zhis Days of Our Lives mo-ment, and I'm holding Ginger's ah...brazier so I would like to get back to...'

"Whatever makes you happy Yammi.  I gotta go get ready to meet my...so called 'Ex'."

'Hey...Make him want you.'

"Wha...?"

'Ah...Make him want you.  Make him want you like never before.  Plus, get some info on hims...I need to shows zhe boss that I've been work, and not just play.'

"I will."

(Door Shuts...Click.)

"I'm gonna make Austino want me like never before.  Plus, I'm gonna make him spill out his every feeling he has for me and whatever else is on his mind.  He thinks he's so Samson strong...But he can't resist me, he can't.  I guess it's time to play the Deliah role.  He says he's moved on from his past...Well he's gonna have to show me."

"Or better yet, I'm going to show him."

A.G.

Assignment: Tha Showroom

Previously on The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia...Click Here.

And now, the return episode...Please Enjoy:


Oh, it feels so good to be back home.  Just to be able to open up my showroom and just relax, you know.  Let me get my keys out, and pop this lock...

(Click, Click!)

What tha...?  The door is open...I know I left it locked when I left.  "He-llooo?!!  He-llooo?!!"  Seems like somebody's been in here.  What's that smell?  (Sniff, Sniff) It smells like this perfume that I love.  So baby powder-ish.  I only know one person who smells like that....Miss Julia Angelica Gutierrez.  I don't even wanna go there on today.  Seems like she always creeps back into my picture whenever I tell her it's over.  Oh well.  Let me just cut the TV on, I'm gonna just relax and watch this HBO Documentary titled 'About Face' which talks about supermodels after the fame, I love hearing from beautiful women who's been through life and how much wisdom they've obtained from living it up so to speak.  It's just so refreshing to see sexiness matured, I don't see it too often anymore, so...Let me use the bathroom first.

Boy, sometimes the most peaceful times in our busy life come when I'm just about booty naked on this toliet.  I might need to install a phone in here.  That way I can call up these...

(SLAM!!)

Did I just hear a door slam?   That's kind of weird.  Somebody just leave?  But how could they if...never mind. It must've been from the apartment next door.  All these new people moving into the building.  This guy earlier today asking where to throw away the regular trash.  He sounded like he was from like Britain or somewhere with a Brooklyn Nets hat on.  Interesting.

(Flush!)

Oh, the sound of victory.  Ha Ha!  Let me wash my hands.  Finally to sit down.  Man, look at this place.  Just to sit down.  Boy, I got a unique life.  Just thinking about all that has happened to me recently.  Or the craziness I have seen.  Huh.  I saw a Dr. Dre aftermath of a robbery off of Biscayne Blvd.  I say that because I was driving like on 90 something and Biscayne and all of a sudden this guy decided to play Frogger and run in between cars while the light was green.  He was running free like a pair of Nike kicks like he wasn't afraid to die.  I hadn't seen anything like that since well...I've never seen anything like that except on an episode of like World's Most Amazing Videos or something.  This other driver to my left stopped arruptly as well, and gave a look like "Are they filming a movie down here?"  I then looked to my right and this gentleman was trotting after the guy, and had that look of "Stop him!" on his face as this guy was running rampant through busy traffic.  Just wild.

I love how this Marisa Berenson woman is talking about life and her outlook on the modeling industry and stuff.  Just so...anyway.  She is attractive like RIGHT NOW at like 65.  Oh, if people could really know how I define beauty.  I think...didn't I write about that in our diary some time ago?  You're never too old to rock 'n' roll!  Believe u me on that...So much wild stuff...Great to see tha family over the Holidays.  Talking to everybody, chit chatting.  Coming back home I got stuck in Louisville, Kentucky.  That was like...wild.  There was some snow in the area, so the flights were all jacked up in this small airport.  I wish I was in a clear port that way I could have been in and out like the burger joint.  But instead of getting the White Castle treatment I got the Steak 'n Shake make it fresh delay.  I got all that I could ask for, and some extra mayo which could have been kept during this fiasco.  The only thing that kept me sane was listening to some great music on my headphones and admiring glasses on this wo....I won't go there either.

But through my headphones i could hear these two men and woman jibber jabbering like we was fishing on the Mississippi River.  Talking so loud dude...the whole airport could hear them talking about shooting at people in their front yards and junk.  I've seen a lot, but I promise you this was from one of those lost episodes of The Andy Griffith Show.  In that heavy southern accent that you only hear on the glory days of the Cops TV show.  Those shows from the 80s.  These folks were carrying on, and next thing I know the woman says in referencing her ex-boyfriend, "He's a Yankee."  Now at first I'm thinking she's talking about A-Rod or Jeter or by how she was dressed she might've been talking about heck, Babe Ruth!  But then it she said it so slick and Pina Colada smooth that she meant he was a Northerner.  Like in a Civil War sense.  I thought the war was over.  I mean IPhones are now on Verizon...T.I. and Jigga are on the same tracks...they sold FUBU down here in the Dirty South...Heck, they even let Lebron come down here to tha MIA, I wonder what Lincoln would've done if he hadda lived through "The Decision."...'A friend is somebody who has the same enemies as you have.'  Ha ha!  That's a good one...speaking of which, I gotta write down some of these quotes from these sexy ladies, let me see:

"You have 2 like who you are."

"Who knows one is living history, when one is just living it."

"The most beautiful thing is...Confidence."

"The key to beauty...Always educate yourself...Always learning something new...Always doing something new...Have something 2 talk about...that's how one ages beautifully."

That's some good stuff.  But yeah, it's been wild!  I look around our place, and all this stuff!  We've been blessed by no comparison.  I got like 20 more CD albums to listen to.  It's off the Bilboard charts...literally.  Then all these books, wow!  My boy big Carlos hooked me up with this book by Pharrell Williams, which I didn't even know was out.  Much luv to him, I love that Neptunes sound so much.  It's our personality, it's our style, it's so...Galaxia!  Out of space...I remember this song, 'Maybe', by N.E.R.D their alter-ego...describes so many of our "normal" love episode.  A girl rockin' Abercrombie...huh.  Anyways, we got to find a place to put everything.  NwO DVD's from our bro.  Those were the days of wrestling....LCD alarm clocks...been a crazy few days.

That was a cool girl that we walked with to her apartment building on today.  I just knew she couldn't carried all that by herself.  Getting ready for that birthday party for her daughter.  To be 8 years old again.  She lives like right behind us on Michigan Avenue.  She's a Julia Roberts.  People are probably tired of me talking about my life and all the meetings I have with people I don't know.  But it's such a movie...the other day I was driving down on Sunset, and as I was listening to Taylor Dayne or somebody, I don't remember who was in the CD player at the time.  But I was driving and this car came next to us on our right and it was a seemingly mother and her daughter asking for directions to the 'Sunset Mall' or The Shops at Sunset Place.  As we were talking via the wind in traffic I thought briefly "That's kind of hard to give considering the location".  Almost like asking somebody how to drive to the Eiffel Tower while you're in Mexico City!  But we just yelled over to them to 'follow me' like the leader in Simon Says and I'll show them where it is.  They agreed.  And we bob'd and weeve'd through the turns of the ghetto of South Miami, we made it onto US-1 and I threw my left hand out the window and pointed over to the mall on the left, and they both waved out the window several times and made the turn into it.  Just interesting who we pass...

I haven't written in our diary in awhile.  I'm different.  Life has changed in so many ways.  Should I continue to write?  I think now, I'm just going to write so straight up that it's going to blow people's minds.  So many good things are and are about to happen to us...I used to write and just say, "Hold on" like En Vogue, and everything will work itself out.  Now I'm at this point in our life where it's all about having fun.  Not too concerned about money.  Just fun.  FUN! Our social life is amazing...we're coming upon the most beautiful people around.  The other day I was thinking how boring some of these girls we've met seem.  I shouldn't be thinking about this right, I know I can't write anything like this, but it can be like who can really get my juices flowing.  It's sometimes like when u've tasted the best cake, it's so good, and addictive, that you want another one.  But u don't wanna go through the process of adding the flour and sugar and eggs.  Just let me get tha finished product with the white froasting and sprinkles on top.  Well, sometimes it's chocolate frosting or vanilla frosting depending on our mood for the week.  That's how we felt, we just want a taste, it doesn't matter how many candles are on top, just...

I know others have experienced the same things.  This is a big Packers/Vikings game today.  I shouldn't be talking so myself so, since I just came in not too long ago, but u wonder why u've seen so much.  Yeah, yeah...u like such and such...yawn!...u think that music is cool...yeah, whatever.  Now our thinking is, "I've seen it all, but I've haven't seen everything."  Now we feel like...once u've been through every step and haven't skipped anything, u feel...ready.  Ok, u don't wanna be with me, whatever.  I applied for this job, and they rejected me even after 4 interviews, so what.  Now I'm better than ever, and now what happens when u really see how we do things.  It's like a guy who's been hitting on his so called girl.  Beating her up and junk, and the girl goes and get's hi-karate lessons.  She's able to defend herself and all of a sudden it's like, 'What's up now?' I can't write all these thoughts down, but I gotta make it real u know.

Others have gone through a similar path, and many will soon as follows.   I'm feeling so good.  A new era has dawned, and it has nothing to do with this new year and resolutions and stuff.  No, I just feel right and primed for something big.  One thing about being forced to be patient or being forced to have to endure when u think u shouldn't is that the timing becomes so perfect in so many ways.  One thing I've learned about ourself is that we're a person who gets better as time goes on.  When people may get tired or stagnate, that's when we are actually just beginning.  That's probably why we aren't married yet.  If I had of met the one, say 5 years ago or during high school, I might have gotten tired or bored which isn't healthy for a relationship.  Now, that we've experienced things not too many can even dream or nightmare about, I can share the fun in so many different ways.  While some may fizzle out at this age, we're just getting rolling.  That's not cockiness, but just knowing that God works in mysterious ways, and to share that sometimes when u don't get what or WHO you want, those experiences are actually building toward something and someone better.

That documentary on those Supermodels just further reinforced our desire to be around people who get better with time.  And not stop developing as a person, or stop taking care of themselves physically just because they caught the "Big Fish" girl, or got the gig they've always wanted.  There's always another level of living.  Always...

I just wish, as I'm watching this game, that I could put all these feelings into some words.  But I now know that time for bragging and boasting is over.  Our life and lifestyle is gonna speak for us.  You just know it's going to be something never experienced or seen before.  We're gonna show 'em....we're gonna really show 'em...and hopefully our diary and entries of the past will show as an example that there are stages to fun and love, and u can't skip a one.  We haven't and now it's on.

This scent though is flowing all through this joint ...It reminds me so much of Julia.  I know she's in Brazil right now, I wonder if she still thinks about us.  She's so physically attractive that u wonder if u're gonna ever meet anybody as beautiful as she is.  I mean her middle name is Angelica.  She is an angel.  Will I ever get the feeling I had when I was with her.  Huh...I think I'm primed for something better.  Sometimes u just have to let tha past be.  And simply move on...move on.  But for some strange reason it feels like she was in here.  Her presence u know...Whatever...What's this though?  Is this a Chanel wallet?  I didn't notice this before...Purple?  I know u gotta special order that color, cuz I bought one for...and only one person I know has that col...

(Click.)

Wow. Am I even surprised?  But how did she get inside...?

(Splat!) 

Oops, all this stuff fell out...What does this business card say?

The Boss.  011-21-324-692-2413

Huh. Interesting...And all these photos...it's of me and Julia. Together.  Wha..? And a picture of me, like a few days ago.  What's really going on in here?  I need some answers...fast.

And we all know who I need to talk to.

I guess our life is turning into a movie huh?!!

Here we go...again.

A.G.

Assignment: Holiday Break

A new episode of The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia will premiere on Sunday, December 30th.  

Happy Holidays,

Austino.

Assignment: The Stake Out.

Previously on The New Adventures of Austino Galaxia...we had a special guest...

And now today's newest episode...Enjoy!

"We've been in this Aston now for 3 hours and he hasn't come out yet.  Are you sure that ur source told him that he was gonna be leaving, I mean any time soon?  I mean Yammi...seriously?"

'Ah...me Julia.  Be ah...pay-sent.  Zhis Galaxia will be out in a few minutes.'

"Yammi, I've missed my spa appointment and my Yoga class, and if he doesn't come out in a few, I promise you I have to go and get ready for tonight."

'You's saids...Ah.."Tonight?"'

"Duh?!  My girl from Sao Paulo is flying in this afternoon.  And we're gonna hit up tha town and interact a little bit."

'U South American girls...Canadian girls are so much ah...simple.  Fireplace with a fire.  Ah...marsh...mellows.  Hot cho-ko-let...But you...No...No....No...Party.  Louis Vuitton.  Party.  Beach.  Party.  U knows...life is much a mores.'

"Yammi, u sure think u know a lot about us mamacitas, have you ever dated one?"

'Que?  1998.  Ah...I was in Puerto Rico doing a jobs for a client.  Me never forget her.  Her names was ah....Ginger Ale.'

"Like tha drink."

'Believe u ah...Julia.  Just like.  But better.  She approached me around a Midnite.  A beautiful dancer.'

"And...."

'I don'ts like to talks about zhis but...she tolds me zhat she wanted me to...to....'

"To do what Yammi?  Spit it out!"

'She wanted me to lick her on zhe tip of her...nose.  Like some kind of...she said she saw it on a novela once and ever since then ah...it's her thang.'

"But ur supposed to be a playboy right?  So what did u do?"

'Oh...I did zhe deed!...but after she caught a cold, and when she was ah...sicky.  She would still ask me to do it, on how it would make her feel ah bet-ter.  But I don't do sniffles.  Maybe a cougher, although zhat's a little awkward to be ah...having someone ah...coughing during...'

"Ok.  Too much.  Too much.  Your nuts...(Ha ha!).  Yammi, don't you wish love was simple."

'Yeah.  Galaxia once wrote about zhat very thang...it's part of zhe jour-ney.'

"I just wish...wait...wait.  There he is.  Oh...he got new glasses huh.  He didn't have those when were..."

'Ah...Playing naked footsy.'

"Ok...A little mohawk...Blue v-neck tee....white and green shorts...I bought him those Creative Rec's he's wearing.  But he's not wearing no wrist bracelets."

'Ah...somebody told him not to wear them anymore.  It happened right before he ah..voted.'

"Whatever.  Alright.  He's gone.  U ready to go up in here to see what's poppin' pimp?!"

'Ju-lee-ah....I thought u were's a lady.  U sound likes zhe west side of Vancouver....I likes...I likes...I remember zhis South African beauty who showed me her tat....'

"Later, Yammi.  Let's go inside zhis place and see what he's been up to."

(Car Doors Slam!)

'Ah....me ice picks in zhe car.'

"No need.  I still have a key."

'Whah...'

"I used to spend the night all the time when I was in town.  After those nights riding on his Vespa...look it's still here.  Needs some cleaning though...but after those late nights on the town.  He would wake up early to do his thang, and told me to lock up after I left....Who's this guy sitting on the bench?"

'No idea Julia.'

"Alright...Apt. 4.  Let's crack this bad boy open...Wow!  If this doesn't bring back some memories."

'I just broke in...I means...I...it's not my first time.'

"Let's see.  Books of course.  Andre Agassi.  Austino loved him.  That was his favorite tennis player.  I know this is a good book."

'I don't like him.'

"Why Yammi?"

'Well...one time...'

"Here we go..."

'No...No...one time during zhe US Open in New York...I was chatting it up with ah...Steffi Graf asking her zhe conversation about zhe beauty of German women, VW's and of course I asked her...What's...'

"...Your sign.  I know...I know...so why do u hate Andre."

'He interrupted me.  And zold me zhe was his wif-ee.  And shoved me in zhe pro...cess.  And NO ONE PUSHES ZHE GREAT YAMMI!  So as I ran behinds him and...'

"And he has a book by R. Kelly.  That's a name...Soulacoaster.  Huh."

'I ah...pushed him back.  And zhe mayor Giuliani  or was it ah...Bloomberg?  Anyhows, An-dre  Ag-a-ssi knocked over his cup of Zinfandel, and next zhing's I know...'

"I remember when Galaxia used to light zhe candles and would put on zhat 'Bump 'n Grind'.  We would talk all night and then...Oh, those were tha days."

'So zhis security guard who looked like a baby...ah...Vin Diesel.  He tried to grab me...but I was a Mounty since zhe age of nine. Me more zhan a pretty face. ... So I hits Baby Vin with zhis ah...Billy Banks chop which...'

"YAMMI!  SHUT UP AND GET OVER HERE!"

(Silence.)

"Look at this table."

'Julia...he's been ah...shopping.  No wonder u dated for so long.'

"Lo que sea!  Look at this stuff...a Burberry wallet regular price $265, but current price $19.  Where he get this from?  All these CDs....Angie Martinez...Craig David...Crystal Waters...The Rembrandts...Backstreet Boys..."

'Who are they?'

"I'm gonna ignore you on that.  He always finding these deals, and by this pink shopping bag I know he got them from Out of The Closet off up the street here.  And look at this receipt...all of these CDs were...one dollar."

'That's amazing...12 CDs for a dollar.  I remember...u ah.. did u have Columbia House in Brazil?'

"How u think I got my Santana collection.  I miss going bargain hunting with my Pooh."

'I'm just gonna hop on zhis com-pu-ter to see what Galaxia's been on.'

"Alright.  Hey, Yammi.  You may not even have to look.  Here's some notes he took."

'On a back of a...ah...Capital One Bank envelope.'

"Hey, I gave him my number using the inside palm of his hand, ok.  Anything is game with him."

'I do recalls ah...reading about zhat in his di-a-ree.  Let me see....U got all zhese ah...nombres....Excercise is...King.  Nutrition is Queen.  Put them together u gets a kingdom?  Huh?...'

"Let me see that.  Laugh.  Long life.  Longevity.  Who makes it happen.  You.  In touch with beauties and opprotunities of each life stage...Expanding Our Horizons.  Stop worrying.  Chapter's are close, that's that!"

'Oh no!  I think Galaxia is about to kill himself.  And try to go up in zhe atmosphere.  He wants to be ah...comet!  Don't do it Galaxia!  I'm coming to save you...Don't do it!'

(Bam!)

"Now why did he go running out of here...let me see this thang...u know what.  I got it.  By the parentheses...how would you like to spell that huh...but it seems that he was watching some kind of movie called How To Live Forever.  I actually heard about this.  It talked about how to live life to the fullest and
interviewing some of our elders on their thoughts on life.  Interesting.  Galaxia always said that he never gets old.  Calling himself "The Kid" and stuff.  I think along the same line.  I guess that's why we got along so well.


Everything about this place reminds me of those days of us sneaking around.  I didn't need to hide much here in South Beach, cuz celebrities are everywhere.  But just looking around...from this mini-camera. I can't believe he still has this.  He always and still does have it planted right on the bed.  Just ready for an "J" movie film to be produced.  Huh...Empty bag of Chocolate Cranberry Crunch from Target, of course.  I remember the other day him telling me about walking into the women's bathroom there.  He says by mistake but...knowing his goofy self he probably did it on purpose.

Wow.  Looks like he's finally got Wi-fi now in his place.  He always talked about it.  That's good for him.  Christmas card from Billy and Amy.  WHAT?!  They got another baby?  Camden.  Where have I been for real.  He loves his college friends so much.  The Dynasty.  Oh, if people could hear the stories he's told me about his days living in "the party dorm" of Olson.  People just don't know how much fun he's had...

Look at this.  A notebook filled with stuff from his diary.  Oh, this is special.  It has a list of every single person he asked to participate when he first got started.  All these names.  Wonder why nobody did.  I guess it was meant for him to do it from a personal perspective.  It worked out well...very well.  This is wild.  It has every music playlist he's ever done.  These are so good.  He should be a DJ for real.  A list for the Top 100 Sexy Bea...Oh, yeah. I saw this.  It was on Fuse TV the other day.  He's writing down all 100?  I bet he can't guess what's number one though?  I know...Ha ha!  Here's another list.  Oh my.  Bank.  Restaurants.  Art Basel.  Heat Games.  Apple Iphone.  He's getting ready for next year.  Incognito and Sheila E. in New York City...Yep.  He's never been to New York, always talking about LA this, LA that....I think he'll like it.  Other girls have told him this too.  Whatever.

I miss these days and nights in here.  Laying in his bed with nothing but my Fredrick's of Hollywood's on.  Just the bottoms, as he preferred.  Me and him dancing in front of the TV trying to perfect dance moves from music videos...Him holding his basketball all the time.  I told him to have it in his hands when he does those videos for his diary cuz I knew it would make him more comfy.  Just so much.  Maybe I should try to make it work again.  I think we look so good together.  So sexy.  He says it doesn't matter how u look with somebody, but I know it does.  After all he's been through.  He wants nothing but the best.  I fit.  Why did we have to breaku..."

(Beep-Beep!)

"What's this?  A Text from Yammi:"

He's cuming...Right Now.

"Son of a... Where can I hide in this place?  Bed...Too small for me, I told him girls like me need some....Kitchen, he'll see me...He really stocked up on those Del Monte veggies.  They must've been on sale.  Still No Salt Added...Oh...Where?...Where?...."

(Click, Click!)

"Fudge."

A.G.

"
'

Assignment: A Surprised Guest Appearance.

Previously seen on last episode titled, "A Night With The Boss"....

And now...today's episode...Enjoy!

'So you're absolutely sure about this?  I mean no joking around, this is true?'

"Listen, he told me himself.  One night when things were hot and heavy between us, he told me a lot of stuff that like boyfriends and girlfriends in a relationship would share.  This was one of them."

'Let's just keep this between ourself, until the time is right.  We may can use this information, for us, I think it'll be as useful as a broom sale on Halloween.'

"You're Tha Boss."

'Get some rest, Julia,  alright, it's gonna get real crazy down there in South Florida, and from what I'm hearing you and Yammi are gonna have ur hands full following this Galaxia fellow.  So get ur beauty sleep and I'll talk to you later.'

"Sure 'nuff.  And I just wanna than..."

(Click.)


(The Next Morning)

Man, this has been a wild last couple of days.  (Yawn!!)  Boy...just felt a little out of rhythm of sorts.  Our workout on yesterday was a fight just to get through.  Didn't feel like doing too much, yet was up to the wee hours of the night taking care of some stuff.  But hey, it's a new day, let's see what's going on?  Let me turn on the TV...I just can't watch any of this news coverage of that school shooting.  I just can't do it, I mean who would shoot innocent people for no real reason, just makes u so sick.  And of course the news is gonna really blow it up, almost just like tha shooter would want it...u can't live in fear so...just pray for those families and friends cuz...it hits home for everyone, especially if u have kids.   

I was just thinking the other day, how my life is so different from so many people I know.  I wonder what have I become.  Not in a bad way, I hope (Gulp!), but just in a...it's tough to explain.  When many of ur friends have their wives, and soon-to-be's, with a kid or two, maybe got their careers in order with their homes and such, we just wonder what about "The Kid" u know...The Heat beat the Wizards last night, I knew they were gonna blow them out, I really didn't even concern myself with the game cuz I knew.  It's different this year, not as much hype, this seems like a good article in today's Miami Herald from my guy Dan Le Batard, I guess he feels the same way.  It's like sometimes its more fun chasing the prize than the hype of actually getting it.  Not for everything, but in a lotta ways. 

Man, nothing on TV, I guess I'll settle on watching Pop's dude Guy Fieri as he cooks with my Pre-School crush Brooke Shields.  Having a crush when u're six years old, is that even legal?  I mean while other kids were thinking about playing with toys and crayons, I guess I had other things on my mind.  Some kids learned the alphabet A-B-C-D, etc...I guess I learned mine, L-O-V-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G, etc., heck I didn't even know their wasn't two S's in tha thang until like 3 years ago.  It took me until last year to know that there aren't three X's in the alphabet!  That's funny, once again, u gotta be a freak to get that!  Maybe that's the whole problem, I see so much beauty in not only people, but in these girls.  It's insane, what I encounter on a daily basis.  I feel so different...it's not a craving, but more of an appreciation of what sexiness is really all about.  A girl can look girl with short stature, tall stature, 32A cup, 44DD cup, pretty smile, arm full of tattoos, dresses like a fashion intern, has the freakyness of a political intern, loves God, loves to party, has a voice of an angel, weighs 195 pounds but carries herself like a queen, is over the age of 40...50....60...under the age of...well, I better not go there.  But it's like I have gone through EVERY single step in terms of love life.  Every one.  The lessons I have learned are so invaluable, I mean just within the last few days I've learned so much it's ridiculous.

Learning that sometimes u just have to 'Let Go', u know.  Ah, let's see, I learned that it's gonna take a really special person to be by my side.  The standards have be defined, and I'm seeing that it is more of the little things that I notice that will be the basis of my dating and love decisions.  Does this person or is this person really down to help others?  Are they always talking about people instead of ideas?  Do they really have an interest in changing the world, cuz if they don't have a feel for that how can they want to change a Galaxy?  I also want somebody who is as real around us, as they are when they 'aren't' around us.  Sometimes I think people act differently with us around, I don't want that dude.  Be you.  I've been thinking about all these dolls that I've been blessed to come around.  Some have boyfriends, which is a subject for another day...this one girl I recall asking her, "What type of music do you listen to?".  And her answer was so precise, it wasn't that standard, "1 in the morning" at the bar type answer, "I listen to everything." No this girl gave me precise genres, artists, the whole she-bangs...I mean sha-bang.  I guess u could tell what was running through my mind as she was telling us this.  It was awesome and refreshing.  I think when u have somebody like myself or other guys and girls who've seen "a lot", u reach a point where u want and need to see and hear something...innovative or different from the norm.  

U just do, like I always have said, if u've grown up all ur life in a field full of naked bunnies, u need to find out what differentiates each bunny from the next.  They're all naked with similar features, so does this one like to hop more, or does this one have to have grass to survive (Watch out for those, drugs can kill!), does one just want to make eggs all day....Which is cool, just know I like mine 'Sunny Side Up'!! If u catch my drift!!...I guess this is the route u have to go through, there aren't any shortcuts and u can't "Choke The Process" as Kobe said, that was a good interview.  I felt like I could relate so much to what he was talking about.  I have a special life, but now we starting to realize that much of everything that has happened has actually turned for our good.  Weird stuff dude...u can sometimes feel rejected, or wonder why do "I" have to go through all this mumbo-jumbo, when if life was really fair...it's part of the molding.  I can't be sitting here thinking about all this, cuz I got stuff to do, but it's been wild.  U change, and u adjust, but u wonder like "W-O-W!" did this just happen...again.  Sometimes u wonder the route, but as time moves on, u realize that it takes each and every "this stinks or this sucky ducky" moment to reach that "Ok, I can handle it" or that "I don't give a fudge" attitude.  That's real talk.

Now things have turned in some ways, indescribable.  Good things take time.  And it's taken us some time to realize that.  When things don't look so peachy and cream, u gotta or u're forced to look within urself.  How bad to u want it.  Do u wanna take it to the next level?  Are u in the right place or the wrong place at the wrong time?  I'm such a...dreamer.  Is believing that anything is possible really worth it, if others don't feel the same way you do?  If u gotta go alone can u handle it?  Are high expectations of being who u wanna be a bad thing? All these things go into ur heart and mind, but that's when the true you comes out.  And all of us are an original.  There's only one "me", so u learn it won't work if u try to be somebody u aren't or if u try to be like everybody else.  The combination of 'you' makes a huge difference in the winds of life.  I always talk about having fun, and I still believe that before all is said and done others will feel the same way.  I used to think that I was ahead of our time.  It's kind of funny cuz now I just think we aren't ahead of our time, but just live in a different time zone.  Some people like living in New York and the Eastern time zone, others prefer the late sunsets of the Pacific.  I prefer the Fun zone.  It's not for everybody, and there are adjustments, but while others may be doing their thang, I think it's suited for a select few.  I know it's suited for us.  Perfectly.  Come rain or shine, or the extended dark nights or hot days...I love it.  And wouldn't live in any other time...Huh...It's our time.

Boy, I kind of miss writing in our diary like we used to.  I remember those long diary entries where we poured out our heart to a computer.  People may have read our stuff, that we don't even know.  So many stories, I shouldn't have told, but...now I'm thinking about this girl, Julia.  She represents so much.  Maybe she's a combination of all the girls of our past  and future.  Beauty outside, the arguments, which I shouldn't have gone off on her the other day.  I know right now she's on the beaches of Brazil, I can tell you right now, she eating an half a bagel, with Tropicana 50 Orange Juice with a small bowl of granola on the side.  I wouldn't be who I am without her.  I don't even know why I even talk to her, and vice versa.  When u break up in the manner we did, most wouldn't even wanna remain pseudo-friends.  For real.  Perhaps it's something in her that still motivates me....maybe in not having her, just the thought of her pushes me to the next level.  She always says I'm the ultra-competitor when it comes to life and love.  She knows me...and I know her.  Relax Austino.  It's over.  Move on.  I guess she represents so much of my past, that she now defines my future.  Let me say that again...she represents so much of my past, that she now defines my future. 

Huh.

Well, enough of me just sitting around here thinking and talking to myself.  I got stuff to do.  I gotta hit up Target for some buns and trail mix and some wheat pasta.  Gotta wash the ride.  Also wanna go up to the Plantation and Fort Lauder...

(Beep...Beep)

This is what I'm talking about.  This girl...

"We need 2 talk. Ur Babe. Angelica."

I guess she can't let go.  But today is start of something new and the very first day that I've realized...

I have.

A.G.