Tha Hottest It's Ever Gotten!!!

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No other way to put it...That Really and Truly Stunk!
Just read My Last Post...Felt like I was Writing in A Funk.
Misspelled Words, The Rhythm all off...Wrote Like an Uneducated Punk.
Today should be a Continuation...But Getting A Part 2 ain't No Slam Dunk.

Gonna let whatever spills onto This Page just flow, since I'm At Home cuz of My Back.
It's been hurting and I felt it get off kilter like 2 Weeks ago...Now I'm Face Up in Tha Sack.
It wasn't because of Any Girl...Although This one Gal at Publix...Man, Was she Ever Stacked.
She was like A Fantasy...But Not Today...Trust Me it ain't cuz of Tha 'Rapping' skills I Lack.

Let's Just Be Real...Lately I've been physically seeing...I thought I'd never say this...My Type.
I Wince because I'm not sure if I really have a Type...Then again...That might be just All Hype.
Recently Two Girls have like Rose My Whole Level of My Definition of Beauty...Like Outta Sight.
But I wonder after looking at Their Curves...Do I want A Cool Gal? or Just Somebody I Can Lay Tha Pipe?

(Hmmm...)

This is gonna be too real, but this is a Diary, and this is truly what is on my mind.
Always Have 2 Make Sure That I keep this as real as possible...Blame it on my Scorpio Sign.
We won't this to be so open and Care-free...Even though I know I should at least Charge a Dime.
So please forgive me...But I have 2 do some Guy Talk 2day...So Fellas we're Gonna Rap on How Sexiness Can Truly Blind.

A Woman's Body.

Yep, Those Three Words have gotten Us Guys in Trouble since Tha Beginning of Time.
Adam looking at Eve's Goodies, biting on That Apple thinking, "My God, She is So Fine."
No Matter How we try 2 hide thangs, we look at Gals...Like we look at our Ferragamo's wondering if They Are Gonna Need Some Shine.
Wanting to put Another "F" in our Chick List..."Ah...Let's See, Julie, I can put a 'G' cuz it was Good Too...Oh, I Luv Gurls after Drinking Red Wine."

Right Now, I'm in A Real...But Very Good Dilemma...I should change my Ringtone to Kelly Row and Nelly.
Cuz Like I'm beginning to feel differently about What Used 2 Burn So Strong in my Belly.
Am I starting to Care Solely about Looks in A Gurl??  Like They have 2 Be Worthy of Being on A Telly.
Where I don't Care if A Gurls Boobs are Real or Not...As Long as Her Booty can Shake like Jelly.

This ain't easy for me to discuss...So Ladies please This is only for Tha Fellas on Today.
Got 2 Keep It One Hun-it...Cuz Lately Our Life is Beginning to Shift in Each and Every Way.
Sure I'm gonna get a lotta Letters on Today's Post...But I have 2 Say What I Have 2 Say.
We're letting it all Hang Out So 2 Speak...Just like a Bra Strap on some See Through Lingerie.

My Luv Life Has Been Crazy...I Mean, if U've Read our Diary That ain't nothing new.
I've talked about our Experiences with Different Ladies...Straight, Gay or Even if They've been a Red Haired Jew.
Talked about How I've felt like, at least my Dating Life has been in Steps...With Each One taken, I Have Definitely Grew.
Almost 2 Tha Top of Tha Stairwell...Realizing That 2 Get What U Want, U have 2 Keep on Pushing Through.

'Whatever U Do...Don't Settle!'  My Moms reiterated this 2 me Tha Other Day...Just 2 remind me not 2 Bring just any Chick into Our Fam.
Sometimes when U've been through so much Craziness...U can start not to give a Hoover Dam.
It's like..."I've seen it all...Whatever"...How Do U Really Act When Ur Not Rocking MAC Makeup of Viva Glam?!!
Are You Cool and Calm While I Watch My NBA Playoff Game?  Or Do U Wanna Get All Psycho on me Cuz I left a little bit of Toast Crumbs in Tha Grape Jam?

This is just Fellas reading this, Right??  Ok...

So When Strangers or Even Luv Ones tell U, "Don't Settle!"...Guys U immediately think about it in terms of A Gurl's Looks.
Am I Right?  U don't even consider if She has a Hidden Talent like being able to play Nirvana Acoustic style on Her Get-tar, While She Cooks.
Or If She Goes Home at night with a promise of...Every week I'm gonna finish a New and Exciting Book.
No!  U just care if She's a Pro at Tha Bedroom Game of Chess...And if she is...U give her tha nickname of...'Rook!'

See That's another one, cuz in Chess, Tha Rook goes Up and Down...Left and Right...And I Said 'Bedroom Chess' Cuz...Whatever That Joke is only for the Freaks!
Real talk though...As Ur in This Dating Game U Wonder...Maybe I should just go for Any Flavor of Tha Week.
I like my Flavors Mixed and Matched.....31 Baskin's isn't enough, when Ur List reigns in like a United Nations Floor of Speak.
This Cool Gal told me She was Venezuelan tha other day...I just laughed...Cuz I've been around Them too...Beautiful, Sophisticated, but ready 2 Cut Ya If U Don't Bow At Her Feet!!

I'm Gonna Write This Thang Tonight!!!

Now, tha Thang is that My Standard...No use in hiding it...When it comes to Females, Nowadays...Oh My, it's like higher Than Tha Bilboard Charts.
Seemingly I've been around Some of Tha Coolest and Most Beautiful Gurls ALL my life...So now It really takes a Knockout for me to Toss My Dart.
I've Always said though, That I appreciate a Gurl for Who She Is...On Tha Inside...And More Specifically, How it obtains 2 Her Heart.
But, Now I'm Like...That sounds like a Good line from Tha Cosby Show...But...It's like Now, I'm not Dating Like Homer would...More like Bart!

Told Moms tha Other Day, When U Say, 'Don't Settle', that's Rising Tha Level To tha Highest Ceiling in My Love Dome.
Almost like telling Little Julius Ceasar that U can Settle for a $5 Pepperoni Pizza or Hold Out Until You Get Rome!
Say this because we've been around Top Shelf Gurls a lot...Mean for Christmas this year I'm thinking about Turning tha Entire Cast of Devious Maids into Cute Little Gnomes.
I hear those words, and now it's On and Popping for real...It's like turning our Luv Life from a Boardwalk Empire into a Game of Thrones!

We've said on numerous occasions that, from here on out, I'm not Dating Nothing Less Than a 'Diez'.
You can take that how U Want to take that...It Could me Nobody Sub-10 or That In Ur Family Tree U have 2 Have at Least One Perez.
Hilton doesn't Count, Although right now would be a good time for Celebrity Gossipers to follow me before I get my own Head on a Dispenser of Pez.
One day it's gonna be like, 'Put Ur Hands Up and Have Fun!!'...Replacing Simon with..."Galaxia Says."

Speaking of which, Guys isn't one of tha Most Sexiest Poses on a Girl is looking behind a Gurl, as She raises Her Arms Directly in Tha Air?!!
No Matter What Shape or Size, To See Her Natural Curves Slither Down like Tha Florida Turnpike, along with that Dangle of Her Hair.
Whether Ur Full-Figured, or Slim, I LOVE That Viewpoint from behind...Surely that brings any guy to a Momentary Stare.
Then if You are barefoot and just wearing jeans with nothing on top...Boy, Sometimes Gurls really don't like 2 Play Fair!!

Anyways...We are really Confident and Have Tha Evidence to Back it Up, That Us as Person and Our Personality attracts on Tha Hottest of Tha Hot.
Luke Warm isn't really into Us, I'm finding...Which is why my Focus Group can be represented by a Small Pot.
In Tha Past, My Problem was...Trying to Be Everythang To Every Gurl...That Led Me to Some 'Maybe's', but Eventually lead to Sign of Stop.
Have to Elaborate A Little Bit...Cuz I'm not that only Guy who debates on getting a Weezy Gurl Who Shows U How 2 Luv ...Or Just a Dame Who Luvs Tha Lollipop!

Guys, Let's just be Honest...How Many Times Have we tried to Alter Who We Are to Impress A Lady?
She Likes Country Music...I Like Country Music...She Hates Tha Yankees...I Hate Tha Yankees Too...All That we can sleep with Her and Prove That We Are Straight and Not Gay.
There's nothing wrong with Adopting some thangs of Ur Luv Mate...But I'm talking about U Straight Up saying, I don't Drink...When I saw U Popping Bottles of Nuvo At Tha Club Tha Other Day.
I've always said that True "Players" are honest with a Gurl and let them make a Decision...A "Playa" well...They just Play.

Us Guys would Do Anythang if it would 2 mean that we can get some Digits or Some Nook Nook at the end of Tha Checkout line.
What I'm learning is, and it's a Cliche but...Just Be You...And if that's not a Good Match with Somebody...Albeit that's Fine.
Not That I've been a Poser or Anythang, but I'm no Longer Gonna Tame Down My Level of 'Life is Beautiful' just so that I can do a little Sawing Off of My Wood of Pine.
Nor am I gonna like Change my Initial Thoughts of Having Fun...Or My Likes of Fashion or Music on A Humbug of a Possibility...Not even a Guarantee of a Tattoo saying, "Galaxia's Mine."

Just have to say that cuz I'm tired of Us Guys trying to Mask Great Qualities of Ourselves, just because We think a Gurl ain't Gonna Dig Who We Are.

(Whoa!  That's a Word Right There!)

U see a Gurl dressed like she's off a Betsey Johnson Runway show, looking Madonna 80s Funky, and think U can't admit 2 Her that U don't like Clubbing or Going 2 Tha Bars.
Or U see that Gurl U just seen in that New Drake Video, and U're petrified on if in Ur First Conversation she's gonna be turned off That U set Ur DVR for Old Episodes of Veronica Mars.
Sometimes we can Turn a Gurl into a 'No' even before letting our real Self Sparkle like a Real Star.
Just because a Gurl looks a certain way doesn't mean she actual lays down on tha Hood of a Sportscar.

This is gonna be long today...But I have to Let This Diary Speak...

I say that because, Even Though I've worked at Modeling Agencies, and have seen Beauty Galore...I Have Yet to see Gurls who can compare Physically with these Two.
Bare with me, and I'll get into my Issues...But This is for Tha Guys anyway, Every once in a While we need a Guy's Night Out so we can Vent and Chew.
So I'm about 2 Embarrass myself once again....So that Next time, if Ur in my Position You'll Know What 2 Do.
These are Tha Steps that U Go Through To Get U Prepared for That Dream Lifestyle That You Never Knew.

Episode #1...Occurred about a Week and Half Ago, on A Saturday at Tha Gym up on like 22nd and Collins Avenue.
I usually go around like 2:30 or 3pm on Saturdays...Matter of Fact it was Final Four Saturday, so I went before Gator Nation got Slewed.
Little Later in tha Afternoon I arrived, like 4ish...Thinking I'd have Tha Whole Place to myself, so I can Do What I Gotta Do.
Needed to Get a Good Workout in on That Day...To get back into my Routine of Being in Tip Top Shape...I just needed to.

Was in Tha Joint for Awhile, Saying What's Up 2 Carlos, My Dude who keeps Tha Place Clean and Well.
And While I was on Tha Incline Bench Press...Literally Out of Nowhere to My Right...Seemingly an Angel just Fell.
This Gurl comes to This Squat Machine to My Right wearing This Grey Jump Suit, with a Swagger of a Beauty Queen, Sometimes I can Just Tell.
But I've never seen an Athletic Borderline Plus Size Gurl look so Amazing, all along having tha Face of a Black Hair Tinkerbell.

Her Celebrity Comparison would have to be Kim Kardashian...Except, and I don't know Future Miss Yeezy, but this gurl had Bigger Boobs and a Larger but very fit Booty.
I wasn't necessarily in like 'Awe' of her...I have seen a Lot...But...I must admit, I thought this is Everythang That I Want in A Cutie.
Tha only think that I didn't like was that she was wearing like some Asics instead of My Sponsor of Nike...To Not Approach her on that would make me very Loony.
Tha Thoughts of "This is Possibly Tha Most Physically Attractive Gurl I've Ever Seen" Crossed my head...What that Next Stage in This Call of Duty.

Now.  My Workout is very tough.  I do Crazy Circuits, so I need All Concentration to Be on My Craft or I'm not gonna feel tha burn.
For this one, I was gonna do 10 Reps of Incline Bench Press, then go Immediately into 10 Push-ups on tha Bosu Ball, then Immediately on a Five Second rest to 5 Pull-Ups...I do this 3 Turns.
After do a Flip of My Circuit, My Gurl would be working out like in an Alternating fashion...She stops while I'm Getting My Sets in...Vice Versa like Tha jumping of Kettle Corn.
A Popping Question Lurked inside of My Head Though..."Do I Stop Doing What I'm Doing, and Interrupt My Workout, Which I Hate 2 Do, so her Name and Number I Can Learn."

Then Like She would Get up and Walk Away, which led me to believe that This Give-And-Take Thang wasn't working out Cool.
Finally...This is 2 much info bout me, but...So I asked God, "Should I approach This Gal or Not?"  Mean who knows we could end up on tha Second Floor's Pool.
Seemingly, I kept on getting a 'No.  Concentrate on Your Workout.', Which I did after mentally picking up Some of My Drool!
Naw!  I was Cool, but I Did "Me" and Walked Away 2 Continue My Pro Workout, Hoping That This wasn't Tha Last 1/8 inch thread on Love's Spool.

Episode #2...So Yesterday, I had to Go to Publix, tha one up on Alton Road, that Literally Looks like a Modern Spaceship.
Like Frank Ghery or Somebody must have designed it, it's quite Sexy...Even have a Coin Machine inside where u can trade in ur Penny Chips.
My Back was Hurting like Fudge Brownies, so I just wanted to go in and Get My Greenwise Chicken Thighs, Organic Valley 2% Milk, a Pack of Triple AAA Batteries and Dip.
But Low and Behold what or Who was awaiting me...This time I thought My Eyes were gonna do a Backwards Flip.

So I Go In And Grab Chicken in Tha Back, and I think I stopped by Tha Veggie Aisle or somethang, when This Gurl Pops out in front of me to My Right...As U can see, it's My Lucky Side!!
Like I Say, I Have Seen A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL GURLS, I'm not lying, but Gurl was absolutely Amazing, That I Cannot Hide.
I kept going over to get my $4.59 a Half Gallon Milk Carton, But I looked at her like Once again like My Sea of Luv has once again Rocked Tha Tides.
What Do I Do This Time?  I have very high Standards when it comes to Beauty...So it ain't All Tha Time somebody actually catches My Eye.

She had this Long Black Summer Dress on, but what I noticed was that...Yeah, I Looked!!!...She wasn't wearing any Bra.
You could literally see her nipples through her dress...Her Bust line was like a 32A Cup, and they fit her perfectly by far.
She had like this South American Tan, with Dirty Blond Hair that was worn Up, and I have to say, she had Butt that could rival, any...and I do mean Any Video Vixen Star.
This Gurl had a Mad Appealing Body and a Face that reminded me of this Stripper I approached back in tha day...Absolutely Flawless...Physically, She was a '10'...She might've actually Set Tha Bar.

So I'm literally Thinking about two thangs...Where do I find These Batteries?  And What Can I Say To Her?...That would make her fall for Tha Kid.
Tha only problem was, as I was looking for these Batteries...I Lost Her!  I was like, "Freakin' A"...Cuz I Did.
I looked for those Batteries down an aisle, and they weren't there, so I went over to tha aisle next to it, and She was in that aisle...If I had a Slip N' Slide...Trust me, I woulda Happily Slid!
It's just Me...This Gorgeous Gurl...and A Publix Worker in Tha Aisle...Trying to figure out if  'Hi, I saw U By Tha Diary Section' is acceptable, or I should just say, "I Want 2 Bang U" instead.

Now.  And I'm gonna be Super Honest...With All I've gone through, and With Tha Caliber of Gurls who have been around me...I have a Swagged Out Attitude of being one of 'Tha Chased.'
Like, I don't approach gurls really...Don't care who I've written about or what...Except Renata, I definitely would approach her...But anyway, I have 2 see something in a Gal 2 say, She's worth a Taste.
I noticed that Her Cart was INSANELY filled up with Groceries, and I might've peaked as she bent down to put somethang on tha bottom of tha Cart...Just in Case.
Couldn't believe my eyes though, but I would have to act normal, and see if she gives me 'An Eye'...Do it all while not looking at Her Face.

So she's looking at some Toilet Paper...That woulda been a good time to say, 'Gurl, Don't U know that I'm Tha $@!%', but I Charmin Squeeze by her to look for these Triple A's.
She didn't move a muscle...Like Dude, she didn't even break her concentration.   Ha Ha Ha!!  Cuz, I know I ain't tha Only Like Hot Guy who's thrown off when a Gurl doesn't notice him or give him some Play!!
That's Ok, Though...I think Hmmm...Let's Try This Again...So I actually had 2 Double Back again, thinking I'm gonna Slither By Her like She has 2 See Us on Today.
I Do and She like...Barely Moved her Cart out tha Way...Literally like Swatting Me away like a Mosquito at a Summer Picnic at a Park on Coral Way!

I then sheepishly was like..."OH!  HERE ARE THOSE BATTERIES!!"  Ha ha!!  But this Beauty didn't pay me any mind...Or...Judging by her Cart, She might've been taken.
I didn't get a look at her Left Hand..."Shucks!  Darn It!"  So I had no way to know if she was shopping for Her Kids and Hubby and other Kin.
We just walked away like, it wasn't meant to be...And in These Luv Waters, She ain't Tha Only Dolphin who has a Nice Set of Fins.
This is gonna be Tha Most Egotistical Statement ever said in Our Diary...I'll Always believe tha Only Reason U Wouldn't Notice Or Date Me is Because U Either Are Gay...Or...U Have a Boyfriend.

Everythang Else is just #Stupid...Cuz This is a Fun Lifestyle with a Goofy Dude who Doesn't Care when It comes to Enjoy All Life has to Offer.
Money is no Object.  Fun is Tha Only Goal.  I mean even if u want me to 'Plug You'...I'll be more than willing to Use A Stopper.
We Live Tha Gold Standard...Which we are, in my Dictionary I don't even have tha word Copper.
We Get Down with Sexy Gangsta Gurls like Snow Tha Product...Or I Can Be Down with Vets in Tha Game like Cyndi Lauper.

So Fellas...And I know I got a lot of Questions like, "Dude, U Shoulda Got Ur Holla On" and This or That, but...I feel like Tha Timing wasn't right or Tha Air was Stuffy.
I don't force thangs, If it doesn't fit...It doesn't fit...And I can say something really Freaky right there...but I'm gonna Be Mase and not Act like I'm a Bad Boy like Puffy.
My Thang though is...Am I just gonna go By Physical Beauty and realizing that "Everybody" is right...Especially in Miami....Looks Rule.  And Personalities get Put in Tha Bag Duffy.
Like after seeing that Treating Gurls like Ladies seemingly hasn't Gotten me My Ariel or Pocahontas, Why Not just look for a Gurl that looks good in a Cheerleader Skirt like Buffy?!!

Sometimes when Ur around So Many Gurls as we are, U learn to look at Gals for Tha Inside...I mean, if so many are attractive, then U really got no Choice.
You look for little thangs...How Does she Dress even when she's Casual...Is Tha Paint on her Fingernails or Toes Right or All Chipped up?...I even look at A Doll's Tone of Voice.
It's Difficult for me to just Go "Luv At First Sight" anymore...Like Tha Biggest Thang I Love is Consistency...That's in terms of Dress, Manners, Temperament, and Flexibility in Making her Man Moist.
As with Those above Gurls, It Definitely was "Attraction At First Sight"...But...Sometimes it takes A Lot of Seamstresses to Turn You into Tha Most Wanted Purse.

Oh!!  I'm Turning into This South Beach Guy with Hollywood Dreams...Although Tha Galaxy is gonna be ours, Don't forget what I'm about 2 say...Cuz it Ain't Funny.
Guys if Ur True 2 Urself, and Want 2 Have Fun, and Treat A Gurl Right...Tha Most Beautiful Gals WILL be attracted 2 You...Finding their way 2 U from Australia to Tha Land of Tha Mummies.
I still believe Tha Soul Matters...But Lately, I've felt like I should just Get Mine....I mean, I can be All About Sex if I want to...But that ain't gonna Satisfy Tha Fire in My Tummy.
I'm around Tha Most Beautiful Dolls Ever Created...That's Who I Will Always Attract...Tha Mind and Soul is Ever Important...But Who Has Tha Highest Combination of Ultra Sexy Looks and A Cool Personality...

...Said it Before...And I'll Say It Again...I Wonder Still...

Where's My Babs Bunny?!!

I'm Close....Very, Very...Close!

Ciao!
Galaxia.