"Channel Fun Is 'Galaxia TV' on Ur Dial!!!"

This is like Totally Tha Rarest of Tha Rares...
Me Writing Back 2 Back Posts on a Monday Night...Like a Joker I hear Tha Jeers.
Guess We Need 2 Write Something Down...Have No Idea...Might Take Us Years.
But.  Let's Have a Little Fun...And Turn This into Tha Galaxia County Fair.

(Have No Idea Why I'm Writing 2nite...But Here Goes...)

Throughout This Diary of Ours, There have Been Two Thangs Which We've Never Shun.
That Has Been Our Favorite Topics of...Fun...And U Guess It...Luv.
U Can See How Goofy and Weird I am with My Views...I write as If I'm simultaneously Smoking Bud.
I know That I am Ultra Unique and Snobby and Everythang In Between...Guess like some Good Hollywood Hills...Bud.

As We've Stated Before, This Diary isn't for Everybody...Only like That Top 2.1% who want 2 Be Tha Best.
Nothing is Edited, We want This Diary and Our Life 2 Be as Authentic as Possible...To Past Every Litmus Test.
When it's All Said and Done we want Somebody To Have A Guide of Some of What U Have 2 Go Through 2 Be Tha Best.
So Tonight, We're gonna Have A little Fun With This Galaxy of Ours and Hold Our First, and Only...

Galaxia Quiz Test!!!

(Cue Tha Theme Music!!!)

"And Here's Your Host....Austino Galack-Tico!!!!"

Hey, Stupid!! It's Ga-La-Cee-Ya..."Hey Stupid, It's Ga-Lack-Tee-Ka."
(Huff!!)  This is Tha Last Time iOS 7 To Help me out...I mean like, Duh?!!
This ain't even My Iphone, I found it in West Palm Beach this weekend, Where I was Balling Like A Stud.
Just Had 2 Get Away for a Little Bit...Now I feel as Good As Some Milk Duds.

Ok...This is like Local Access TV Right...So I can say and do as I Darn Well Please.
So if I want 2 say (Beep!)  or (Beep!)- A, I Can...Hey, Would Somebody stop playing around With Tha Censors Please.
But, I wanted 2 Do This at Tha CBS4 Studios right now, but 2 Broke Girls is on...I'm like Whatever...Like Please.
I mean, Now I have to be Outta Here in 2 Hours due 2 some Mouse Photo Shoot at 10pm...Sure Up IN Here there's Gonna Be A Lot of Spoken Cheese!

(Ba-Doom Bomp!)

Get it, When U take Photos, U say Cheese...And With Tha Mice...Oh, I see I got a Tough Crowd Tonight.
But That's Ok, Cuz 2nite is Special Cuz We Trying 2 Do Something Never Done Before Turning Tha Prez's Crib Purple instead Of White.
Or Like Actually Seeing a Dame from Tha 3-0-5 Lose...A Fight.
I haven't seen that one...Where just gonna let Things Go and Whatever Happens...Charge It To Night!

Alright...So Here's How Things are gonna Go...Are You Ready?  Ok, Good.
Tonight, I'm gonna I guess Embarrass myself, and Ask a few Tidbits 2 see Who's Been Reading on Us...Like They Should.
Some Questions You Have 2 Know Tha Answers Too...I mean, Gosh...Nobody in This Galaxy is as Dumb as an Ikea Stool!
Some Questions may be made up on Tha Spot...Hey, Where's Tha AC in This Joint?  Doesn't Anybody know That Blue is suppose 2 mean Cool?!!

(That'll Cost You Extra!!  You Big Dummy!)
Huh?  Did Somebody say Something?  Speak Up or Show Ur face...This Ain't Funny!
(I Said...That'll Cost You Extra!!!  If U Want A/C, U Gotta Cough Up Sum More Money!!)
This Is like Mad Ghetto Right Now...Voices coming from Vents...Whatever...As I Learn in Anger Management..."Relax...(Whew!)  Breathe...(Wooo!) And Dream That Everyday is Sunny."

Where was I...Oh!  And Guess What...Tonight....Where Gonna take some Phone Calls from All U Listeners Out In Star Land.
U Get 2 Ask Me Anythang U Want...And Ladies I Do Mean...Anythang....(Growl!)...And I'll Try 2 Answer Ur Q's as Best As I Can.
Tha Number 2 This Stolen...Oh, I Forgot How Tha Miami Po-Po be Tripping...Tha Number 2 This Legally Found IPhone is 310...Uh...069...0143...That's #'s Kinda Dope Man!

Alright We're Gonna Have A Little Audience Participation on Tonight.  (Woof!  Woof!  Woof! Woof!)
Sorry Hit Tha Wrong Button, That's For Arsenio Hall...One day I'm gonna His Old 90s Show as a Great YouTube Spoof.
I Think it's This One...(Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!)...Nope!  Tonight is not Tha Night That I Should Be Looking Like a Big Goof!
Anyway, I just wanted a Nice and Simple 'Applause' Sound Bite...It's Here Somewhere...Believe U Me I got Proof.

Getting Back To Tha Subject at Hand...So If U've been reading our Stuff in This Year 2014, U know That Our Diary Took Flip on Tha Page.
All Of Our Diary Entries are in Poetic Form...('Yeah!!)...There it is...Be Honest Who Remembers When I First Made That Announcement While Standing On Stage?!!
Ever Since Then, This Diary and Our Life has Taken Off Like Crazy...Around Tha Galaxy and Globle it's Literally been All Tha Rage.
So Much, That on July 32nd of This Year I'm doing a 'Best Of' Show live from LIV Nightclub...Come on Out it's gonna Be Freakin' Wild!  By Then My Lil Homie Camila Should (Wink! Wink!) Be of Age.

So Tonight in Lieu Of...We're gonna Let YOU Tha Audience Fill in Tha Blanks To See If U Can Get Tha Answer Correct.
I'll Try to not go Ebonics or Talk Barrio Slang too much...Then again in This Galaxy I Do Have My Own Dialect.
It's So Freaking Hot in Here...How Much money Do I have?  3 Pennies and A Stamp...Huh.  Maybe I need 2 Call Up a Suga Mama ASAP 1-800-COLLECT.
Not only Do I need some Air, but A Brotha Could definitely Go for some Mickey D's Chicken Selects...Skin Not Included.

This is Gonna Be A One in a Blue Moon Type of Night...A Lot of Fun In Store...So Get Ur Pen and Pad Ready...
Here's Tha First One...I Always write about how Money isn't Everythang...Yet I'm Tossing Out Brand Names like Diesel, and Burberry like I'm Tha 21st Century version of J. Paul Getty.
Also, There Have Been More Than a Few Numerous Times That I have actually written Diary Posts while eating...Usually it's Ronzoni Whole Wheat Pasta of Rotini or Spaghetti.
My First Question Is...Even Though I don't Eat Too Many Sweets...I do Have a Favorite Type of Cake...It Goes with My Theme of Luv and "Blank"...My Favorite Cake of All-Time is......

Come On!  That's an Easy One!  White Frosting With Sprinkles on Tha Outside and Also Tha Interior.
Whatever...I'll Let That One Sit for Awhile...Or perhaps I'll Send Tha Answer 2 U All Via a Astro Van Mail Carrier.
I hope My Dream Gurl Gets That First One Right...That Would Make me All Tha More Merrier.
Man...I'm about 2 take off my Shirt...Yep!  I'm now Bear Chested....It's Super Hot!  Huh...I like This look...Maybe I should try out for the Next Commercial Featuring...Perrier!

Oh, and I happen 2 Have some Water Right Here...Moving On...So I'm a Beach Boy!  Through and Through...And I've told stories of us Working on Tha Sands of Lake Michigan and at Tha Park.
I had some Wild Times Up North in Indiana, As Well as Down here...Many of Girls Have Definitely Given Us Smiles Worth a 100 Watt Spark.
I'll Do Anythang To Make A Female's Day...Even if That Means Helping Carry Her Groceries, Or if It's a Lot...Could Mean Me Pushing Her Cart.
But Let It Be known That if A Playboy like me helps You Out, U Must return Tha Favor...A Hug...Yeah...A Kiss?  Close. How About A Shower? & We All Know, I ONLY Take Showers Tha....."Blank".

This is getting 2 Easy, I gotta Spice Thangs Up Some...We've Written a Mad Amount about some of Our Wild Experiences with Tha Ladies...and Their Honey.
Up 2 Now...I have written tha stories within...Yet...There have Only Been Two Gurls That I've actually dedicated an Entire Post to...As U Can When It Comes 2 Luv...I ain't Lazy.
One was a Sexy and Cool "McChicken" and another One was My First Luv Entry on My Closest Experience 2 Hearts Melting, with This Colombian Beauty in which both of our Worlds became Hazy.
With Tha Colombian Beauty, I wrote a Letter To Her, That for some reason never got delivered to Her...My Question is...Which Rapper songs did I use to show I wanted 2 get with her?..."Blank".

Yeah, U might have to dig for that one...That still might be my Homeboy Big Frank's Favorite Post!  Look Back at Our Posts from Sept. 2011.
Ok, Real Quick...I'm A Goofy Guy When it comes To writing...Talking Wild about Sports, Ta-Ta's, and in Tha Same Sentence...Even Heaven.
I played Hoops throughout Grade School Through College, but One # has always Stood out from Tha rest, like Tha Name Quevon being pronounced 'Kevin'.
Times One is One Way 2 Get My Favorite Number...But I prefer Tha Number of Charlie's Angels Times..."Blank".

Ain't This Fun?!!  While we're Talking about Dating...We Actually Weren't But Now We Are!  A few months ago I had a Saturday Staycation...(Awwww!)  I know, I know...What A Pity.
I didn't do too much but Lay In Tha Bed....No Clubbing or Partying...Or Even Chasing Tha Kitty.
But What Did Keep Me Company Was Season One Of This Particular Show, and I even wrote about How I'm  always attracted 2 Tha type like One of Tha Gurls...Samantha...Boy is she Ever Hot and Pretty.
For That Whole Day, I Was In Boob Tube Paradise...Seeing Mad Cool Gurls talk about High Fashion, Living in Tha NYC, and Relationships...Can Life Get Any Better?!!! I Must Be Talking about..."Blank."

(HEY, YOU GOT SIX MINUTES BEFORE BUGS AND HIS CREW TAKES OVER THA ROOM!)
Who in Tha Freakin'??? Whatever... I gave up like 10 sticks of Rolo Chewy Caramels for This...I ain't Leaving Any Time Soon.
Especially for Some freaking...I thought it was a Mouse Photo Shoot, Don't tell me I'm being kicked out by some Cartoons.
He Don't Know Me Son...On My Phone I got a Whole List of Gangsters, Mobsters and Goons.

Alright...Here's Another One...Throughout Our Diary I've described Intimate Details about myself like How for Medical Reasons Tha Only Underwear I can Rock is Emporio Armani on Tha Hip Waist.
For "Medical Reasons"...That's so 'Rich Boy'!  Anyway...We discussed how we Luv Cuties Who Have Pierced Belly Buttons To Quaker Oats 1-Minute Oatmeal is a part of my Daily, I do mean daily taste.
We've also proclaimed That We are Ageless, and How in Relationships and in Life, Age is Just A Number...Just be careful because U don't Want 2 Catch a Case.
I recently said That All Of My Craziness Can be Attributed 2 Almost This One Thang...How As A Young Kid, I had a Funky Thang For Eating Elmer's...."Blank."!


"A-Bib-A-Bib-A-Bib-A-Bib-A-Bib...Ah...(Chomp!  Chomp!  Chomp!)  What's Up Doc!!"
Oh Boy...Tha Circus Has Come To Town.  Guess I Got 2 Go because They bringing in Tha Halogen Lamps and Stuff for This Photo Op, Trying to put tha place Down on Lock.
Guess it is 10:15pm as I look up, at this Semi-Hung Cheap 1908 looking Clock.
It's still Early, I got time once I leave This Local Access Studio 2 Look for Some "Talent" around These South Beach Blocks.

Do U Think I'm Done?!!! NO WAY!  Just for You...Tha Next Time U hear from Me, I'll be in a different location, but with Part 2 of This special show.
A Few More Questions...More difficult Ones...Out of Tha Blue The Q's I'm Gonna Throw.
Plus...I'm Gonna Open Up Tha Phone Lines, To Take Ur Calls...U Can Ask Me ANYTHANG...From My Taste in Women To Money Talk or Even If u should Think I should get a Mo' Hawk Fro.
This is about 2 Get Buck Wild...I feel Good...Hopefully U Feel Good, Cuz Now I feel like My Gal Ke$ha...

...Like I'm About 2..."Blank"...Oops...

...Like I'm About 2 'Bloooww....Ohhhh....Ohhhhh....Oh...Oh...Oh!'


And So Are You! (Wink!)


Kiss on Tha Left Cheek...Kiss on Tha Right Cheek...
Kiss On Tha Lips!
Galaxia!