A Late Night Saturday Night. How exciting and we are in total, and we do mean TOTAL rest mode right now. Aplogize for not writing that much within tha last few weeks but it has been wild down here in "Tha Land of Tha Beautiful People" of South Beach. So what shall we jot about as we watch this USC/Stanford football game out in LA. Something is telling us that we need to jot down a little rhyme on tonight...But what can we talk about. Oh,Well...If nothing else, might as well just write about what's going on in this crazy Galaxy of ours. Once again...this should be interesting.
(Huge Blow...)
Today started early on our "off day",
Waking up here in South Beach with another crazy dream.
Dude, it's like these last few weeks have been a Film Festival,
Just waiting for tha one with Jenna Jameson licking Ice Cream.
Yeah, our first reference of the night is a Porn Star,
Which means this is gonna be one heck of a post.
But if u've followed us, then u know how we get down,
We have some freaky thoughts from tha East to tha West Coast.
Decided to go wash our clothes this morning,
Little did I know that South Beach was in total flood mode.
May have been my mind playing tricks on me,
Yet it looked like floating inside one of tha puddles was Grimm's Toad.
Got to tha laudromat and this dude was going off,
"F'ing broke, F'ing broke" was tha words he spoke.
I'm up here thinking its too early for all this sailor language,
Don't be ruining my morning cuz ur chick last night didn't want to poke!
As my clothes were tossing and turning in tha washy thing,
My next stop was over to Subway for my Pre-Workout meal.
Whole Wheat footlong toasted, with Egg Whites, Lettuce and Tomatoes,
Cheese, and of course Pickles...U know tha deal.
Oh girl who was in there, caught me by surprise when she said,
"Are you in here to buy a sandwich?"...Like Duh!!! Of course.
A thought crossed about being like, "Naw I want some Pop Tarts.",
I couldn't though, because it was early and my throat was in "Morning Hoarse".
Got my sandwich, and I noticed my girl's nails,
Told her that she switched them up from last week.
She paints them like three different colors on one hand,
They look super cool...Luv me a doll who's a nail freak!
After talking to Amy, that's her name, and she's cool,
We walked back home to drop tha sandwich off at tha crib.
Next thang I know it, I'm in tha middle of a bad scene from a movie,
One in which a girl and a dude, are aruging...with someone being full of fibs.
She's talking about not sleeping with him on last night,
I had my ear open like it's way 2 early for this Telemundo drama.
The only thing that was missing was tha violin, and suspenseful symphony,
Homegirl was going off cussing, saying everythang short of..."YO' MAMA!"
Or would that be "Tu Madre", somebody please help me out,
Don't know Spanish fluently, but I know enough when it's on tha line.
Like when ur caught at tha bus stop at tha Tri-Rail station,
Or when ur saw-saying tha Salsa with a chica who's so fine.
Speaking of which, these last few weeks, I've heard it all,
Mainly from tha mouths of women telling me some wild stuff.
Guess females feel comfy talking about issues that are all 'Off Tha Record',
Either that or I'm no threat to them...Like a spoiled Cream Puff.
My homegirl told me straight up, and without even blinking an eye,
That she couldn't see me in any kind of relationship with a girl.
It threw me off for a few seconds like "Wow!",
Does that mean I got to go tha Mail Order route like tha countries in tha 3rd World?
She said it though in a way, that led me to believe,
Other girls who know or known us may just be feeling tha same way.
Tough for us, cuz we've just been exposed to so much in our lifetime,
Some guys get one love episode a year, while we really get one every, single day.
I was in tha gym on last week, and this girl saw me stretching,
As she was laying down, she asked if that was part of my routine.
My eyes glance at her, while my legs were in a V-Stance,
First I thought, that her skin complexion was some of tha best I've ever seen.
Next thang I know it, she begins to complain about her workout,
And how she's strong up top, but in her opinion has no booty.
Of course, when she said that I HAD to glance, just to confirm her opinion,
Her butt was sexy, aren't they always, so her mind must've been all "Tooty Fruity".
We continued 2 talk, as I'm still in my Yoga stretch pose,
Holding a conversation like we off set on tha Television show of Glee.
Exchanged names, and 'See u around's" but then she had to end tha convo sorta seductive,
When she said..."Hey!...Work out that A-- for me!"
Just started to laugh, as I walked away,
Thinking about how much attention we sometimes get from our butt.
Throughout tha years it's been really intriguing all tha comments,
And to take it a step further, how many times it's been touched!
Guess from 8th grade, when this girl lifted up my shirt with a smile,
Saying, I guess feeling inspired from Da Brat...'That's what I'm looking for!'
To this one club night this group of Brunettes and Blondes had a freak in tha mist,
My boys was telling me she was reaching for my butt, right after I walked out tha door.
Could say more, but continuing on women telling me crazy things,
I was in Walgreens off of Alton, just trying to get some Almond nuts.
This women was at tha counter, talking reckless about any and everythang,
From South Beach life to borderline her fantasy of wanting to bang an American King Tut.
She saw me place my nuts on tha counter, that's funny,
Which lead her to asking me about Andy Rooney fame.
I ask her, "U talking about tha guy from 60 Minutes?"
She said, 'Yeah'...Not knowing that as a kid Jeopardy! was my favorite game.
Homegurl then got to rambling about how it ain't worth it,
That paying more for one brand is worthless, like tha price is tha same.
Me was just telling her that there is a difference between Blue Diamond and Emerald,
And I know others can attest as well...Just they relate it to tha Strip Club game!
So many experiences, that get us to laughing and shaking our head,
Like why in tha world did all this just like happen!
We just a kid who likes to have fun, and live it up so 2 speak,
When u hang out with us, we try to erase all that negativity that can so dampen.
One more story, then I gotta go cuz its getting late,
Told you a few days ago, that I'm serious about getting Beauty Sleep.
This episode happened, a little while ago, not too long,
May have told it, but if I haven't then this one u gotta peep.
So many people talk to us, in strange places,
No matter if I'm rockin' headphones, sunglasses, in total Hollywood Swag.
People have tried to sell me clothes from Luxury's vehicles,
Ah...Versace suits for tha low, High Airport tariffs...My Italian friend please let me see a tag.
This one time I was walking going to this one place, I can't name,
And this girl...no women pulls up besides me as I'm in my strut.
She rolls down the window, and asks me a question,
My first response was 'Don't Shoot...I still gotta go to tha Boyton Beach Putt-Putt!'
Actually, my first response was, "Who is this?"
As with any guy, you know why that Who was in italic letters.
She was attractive, but I wasn't caught up in her looks,
Yet as I got closer, I put on an imaginary fedora...Of course tha ones with a feather.
I got to this Audi SUV, and my girl was asking,
"Do you know how to get to such and such?"
Tried to give her the directions tha best I can, cuz she was close,
Guess you can only do so much when u don't have an Ipod Touch.
After my ghetto directions, don't hate I was outta element,
Galaxia is used to giving directs using White Castle and Citgo stations.
There wasn't any here in tha Beach, so all I could do was go proper,
Use actual streets, and stoplights...Which is cool, but brings no satisfied elation.
I told her that I was heading up to tha same place,
Little did I expect what words would then cross her lips.
"Get In! I can give you a ride.", was her reply,
How can you resist a woman with a cute face and 4 tha moment unseen hips?!
So we hop in tha Audi, right dead in tha middle of traffic,
Introduce each other, and wonder what have I gotten into today.
We have gotten in tha car of a completely total stranger,
Someone who by one hit of tha gas, can have us out somewhere in Zimbabwe!
My girl was mad cool, and ain't gonna lie,
She was one of the sexiest women that I've ever met.
Flawless face, her body showed she worked out in detail,
Think WWE Diva with a personality that makes u never ever forget.
We finally got to our destination, after a few moments ride,
This doll, didn't waste no time but pulled right up to Valet.
Tossed tha guy tha keys, and we split our ways,
Probably shoulda got our holla on...Ahhh, but not today.
What stood out was not only did I hop in tha car with this chick,
But what made her offer to give a total stranger a freakin' lift.
Was she just being nice, or do we look kind of innocent,
A beautiful woman like that, shouldn't always be passing out those hitch hike gifts.
Amazing how many beauties we have met in our life,
Maybe that's why my homie just couldn't see us settled down with one.
Our personality may give off tha vibe that 'Nuthin' but perfection will do',
That's not necessarily tha case, we just like to have fun.
Don't even know how we got all up in that story,
Evidently it's just tha signs of this day that was.
Still left out this woman looking at us in 'Awe' on today,
Saying we looked like a friend from NY...Maybe her old Cuz.
Just so much going on right now, I can't even think,
Let alone almost remember what day it is anymore.
Everyday is a new adventure, and experience,
Believe u me, I have no idea what's even in store.
Guess I'm talking to myself when I say just 'Relax',
And not get so overwhelmed about this or even all that.
Decisions about wealth, thinking about girls can be a lot,
That just comes with having a lifestyle that really and truly is so Phat!
May have something else in store shortly in this diary,
More fun from tha kid from another Galaxy in tha sky.
Been thinking so much about tha look of what's cooking in our life's oven...
Now we just enjoying tha smell of this one-of-a-kind, never duplicated...
Galaxian Pie.
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